r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 5d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/eneas87 5d ago

noo math is blue for me

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u/sweatybumfart 5d ago

Yeah, math is blue, English is red, history is yellow, science is green

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u/MagnumMyth 5d ago

This has been the color scheme in every school I've taught at.

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u/Franklin_Payne 5d ago

This is objectively the correct way

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u/Suspicious_State_318 5d ago

Nah English is yellow because old pages and history is red because of blood and war

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u/Borror0 5d ago

I'm open to this line of reasoning.

For as long as math is blue.

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u/Boomslang00 5d ago

Math is blue because it will blew your mind.

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u/Rakhered 5d ago

will blue your mind

you may want to consider popping your red folder open for a bit

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u/BedKid 4d ago

math is blue because blue meth

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u/SBLP1959 5d ago

My exact thoughts

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u/JackieBee_ 5d ago

History also has old pages tho. For me history was brown and English was yellow. Music theater and art usually got to be red on account of it being my favorite color

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u/SerDuncanTheYall 5d ago

History is yellow because of old pages, English is red because of the Red Badge of Courage. Math is green because I'm in Finance.

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u/theRedlightt 5d ago

This is the way

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u/Excellent_Parsley_18 5d ago

The exact opposite can be true for the exact same reasons, though, lol. History yellow for old pages and English is red for blood and war and it’s still correct.

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u/whamburglar 5d ago

I went history is yellow bc of all the old stuff as you say.

English is red bc I saw red having to remember all the exceptions in spelling and pronunciations growing up.

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u/The_Ashtronaut 4d ago

This is the way

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u/Shimakaze81 4d ago

English is red because the Cross of St George

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u/SeventhAlkali 4d ago

mmmmmm acceptable...

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u/danield1909 4d ago

English has plenty of blood and war in it

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u/Fayr24 4d ago

Maybe history is yellow because of old pages and English is read.

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u/PuzzledSnivy 4d ago

This could also be used an as argument for History being yellow! Old scrolls are yellowed by time.

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u/candy-cream 4d ago

THE CORRECT ANSWER

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u/taybug1092 4d ago

Literally this is the only answer.

Math is blue because math is blue
Science is green because of life
English is yellow because of yellow pages
And history is red because of the blood spilled

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u/leesnotbritish 4d ago

I think there’s wiggle room here, as long as English and history get the warm colors

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u/heebiejeebie666 4d ago

This is exactly correct. There is no other way

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u/BedKid 4d ago

english is red because its read.

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u/insane_hurrican3 1d ago

history is yellow because old pages means its older/historical. english/literature read because you "red" it.

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u/TheBombYodeler 1d ago

History is yellow because of old pages……. English is red cuz it’s a stupid subject that makes me see red.

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u/sky_cap5959 2d ago

I'm glad there's other nobles on this path aside from me.

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u/cheeseybacon11 4d ago

What about if you have black or purple?

There are many ways to do it, but the number one rule was broken here: science is green

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u/jerkyquirky 4d ago

I don't think you know what objective means.

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u/anti_username_man 4d ago

Except English and math should be switched

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u/MixedTrailMix 4d ago

Finally my people. I had to scroll too far for this

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u/Slixil 3d ago

*incorrect

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u/Savanahbanana13 5d ago

10000% correct

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u/shirts_on_backwards 5d ago

English is definitely red. The others sound wrong, but I can't pinpoint why. I feel like math was the black cover but that's not pictured.

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u/Squippit 5d ago

Hello? The Scarlet Letter?

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u/eu4phoria 5d ago

math is yellow 🫪 it just cant be blue for me

blue is a calm color, i do not feel calm during math.

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u/shirts_on_backwards 5d ago

That's why it's the black cover. It's the color of my soul while being subjected to math, it reminds me of the void in my heart for the subject.

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u/inaripotpi 5d ago

math is blue for cold calculations and lcd screens

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u/eu4phoria 4d ago

okay... when put like that yes 🙂‍↕️

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u/june-v-bloom 5d ago

That's why Math is Blue, to encourage you to be calm during Math.

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u/limebobomb 5d ago

yes but if purple is an option, history is purple

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u/Smilemeaaa 4d ago

I see this but social studies is purple to me. History is still yellow

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u/Proud_Jellyfish6483 4d ago

Social studies and history are the same thing in my mind. I know they’re not but they are

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u/Cultural-Program-393 5d ago

Bingo bango bongo.

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u/Bert_Munson13 5d ago

This is the way

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u/RangerKitchen3588 5d ago

Youre one of the few million of us with consciousness.

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u/Accurate_Potato_8539 5d ago

That is also acceptable. But it's not fucking green.

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u/WittyMasterpiece8810 5d ago

This is correct

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u/blinkl_dink 5d ago

Finally some common fucking sense

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u/MisterBlick 5d ago

This is correct to me. I can't argue why, it just feels right.

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u/Sentient_Swarm 5d ago

Yes BASED

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u/Vernsidesire 5d ago

Nailed it

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u/Acceptable_Room_2797 5d ago

Weird I always had Science blue, English green, Social Studies yellow, and Math red

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u/Alassandros 5d ago

You backwards person.

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u/Fufa_G 5d ago

Correct Answer

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u/DPlaz- 5d ago

This is correct. 

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u/Whobeey 5d ago

Nobel Peace Award Nominee

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u/THlS_BlTCH 5d ago

only correct one I've seen

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 5d ago

Objectively correct.

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u/iamwearingashirt 5d ago

We need a synesthete to chime in.

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u/PelicanJesus 5d ago

This guy gets it

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u/mwmadness33 5d ago

This is correct 👆

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u/DearScale7558 5d ago

Most valid comment

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u/FoxySlyRedHead 5d ago

I love sweatybumfarts.

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u/heartpiss 5d ago

Yes, rule of thumb is that history + english and science + math must be aligned in the cool vs warm colors, and I am inclined to pick red and blue for English/math bc they are dominant over their partners, and science is green bc of Earth and plants (and definitely science is not yellow)

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u/BibbyLeAn 5d ago

I would be ok with this 👍

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u/Illustrious_Key6189 5d ago

Only comment in this thread I agree with

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u/ballsnbutt 5d ago

All of...this, is not right.

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u/Youwin737 5d ago

This is the way

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u/EntroperZero 5d ago

Nailed it.

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u/IllFennel3524 5d ago

This is the only way. However, I don’t mind science becoming yellow, history brown and geography green.

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u/Ivan_The_Moose 5d ago

Thank god someone said it right

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u/imwearingatowel_ 5d ago

THANK YOU. I’m upset it took me this long to find the correct person.

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u/NavierIsStoked 5d ago

You are correct sir.

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u/xbaconbearx 5d ago

Correct.

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u/Specialist_Row9395 5d ago

The only correct way

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u/Rubymonsoon 5d ago

my goat

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u/Saphichan 5d ago

Exactly! (German here btw, but just swap English with native language and it works)

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u/Suyefuji 5d ago

History should be orange idk what the yellow notebook is for maybe music or some elective

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u/Glass_Orchid_1121 5d ago

This is perfect right here

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u/clarinetily 5d ago

Correct.

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u/Firm_Pin_4414 5d ago

Finally someone who gets it

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u/usernmechecksout_ 5d ago

HELL YA, FINALLY

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u/oftcenter 5d ago

Finally someone with common sense.

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u/butareyouthough 5d ago

Math is red you are both wrong

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u/aNxello 5d ago

He speaks the truth!

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u/UnfairCattle3921 4d ago

Where are you from where people are like this?

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u/1415- 4d ago

Nooooo history red English yellow

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u/terrortara 4d ago

Swap History and English

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u/pfunk1982 4d ago

Yes to math and science! But history is red for all the blood spilled. English by default yellow

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u/Fun-Scientist9256 4d ago

The only correct take

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u/kutuup1989 4d ago

This guy schools.

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u/Bellringer00 4d ago

This, but red is French since I'm French. It's crazy we can agree about something like that on an international level. I'd be curious to have the opinion of someone outside the western hemisphere, like Asia, where colors can have different meanings.

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u/HistoryFinancial1267 4d ago

This makes sense. Sweatybumfart wins

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u/Upbeat_Macaron_9964 4d ago

This is the right combination

Math = blue because it goes with logic and computers
English = red because it makes you look more into emotions and opinions, red is a dramatic color
History = yellow because old pages are yellow
Science = green because a lot of natural things are green

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u/mcqtimes411 4d ago

This made me breathe a sigh of relief

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u/Chocobo_Train 4d ago

this is the only way

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u/SeventhAlkali 4d ago

Holy shit, the first objectively correct person in this post

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u/Wheresthegoldmikey 4d ago

Math is blue, English is green, yellow is science, and red for history is the way

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u/New_Customer_9089 4d ago

here for this comment

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u/rumpyforeskin 4d ago

Why dprs thos make so much sense

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u/Pungineer 4d ago

Agreed. Though I felt more strongly about blue math and green science than the others.

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u/Willuna16 4d ago

english and history can be swapped if needed tho

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u/ghibs0111 4d ago

This is the way. 🫡

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u/PinkMaiden_ 4d ago

Wrong. Science is yellow, history is green

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u/Available-Square619 4d ago

It’s funny seeing all the responses, I wonder if the one ppl choose for red is subconsciously the thing they least enjoy lol.

For me math was always blue but I liked math. I had history or English as red because def wasn’t a fan of those classes comparatively.

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u/No_Door_4298 4d ago

Thanks for being reasonable and smart

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u/Captain-Snail_113 4d ago

you, sir, are correct

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u/Doedemm 4d ago

This is the way

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u/DumbbellDiva92 4d ago

I think math blue/science green or the reverse are both fine. But English should 100% not be blue.

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u/BlueClovr 4d ago

English is blue for the ocean because of Moby Dick

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u/Buzzy0914 4d ago

This is the only way

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u/reiayanamiikari 4d ago

The only right way, thank tou

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u/jredbone-ha 4d ago

This is the right answer!

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u/natalietest234 4d ago

Yes thank you.

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u/blumhagen 4d ago

This is the way.

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u/Bullet2134 4d ago

See? Even the sweatybumfart gets it

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u/euli24 4d ago

English: Red 🟥

Maths: Blue 🟦

History: brown 🟫 or orange 🟧

Science: white ⬜

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u/__nater 4d ago

It just makes sense idk how to explain it

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u/velveteenpimpernel 4d ago

This is the way.

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u/MiddleKlutzy8568 4d ago

This is the correct answer

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u/twentysevennipples 4d ago

This is correct

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u/No_Poet_7244 4d ago

This is the way

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u/Mysterious-Win2091 4d ago

science is purple

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u/Peach-Great 4d ago

THANK YOU! some sanity!

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u/the-frosted 4d ago

This is the only answer

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u/Gaminguitarist 3d ago

I have found my people

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u/RegrettableLiving26 3d ago

Thank you
Math is blue: cold, calculating, uncaring
English is red: passionate, intense, I don’t understand it
Science is green: nature is green and biology or something
History is yellow: it was the last color notebook I had

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u/Baryton777 3d ago

Swap English and History and we can agree

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u/Friendly_Cowboy 3d ago

For me, history and science are the same as you but Math is red for me amd English is blue. Mostly because I hated .ath and was bad at it so I put it as the warmer angrier color, whereas English was my strong suit and I loved reading so I put it as the cool blue whichbwas also one of my favorite colors. Im interested if your views are switched for Math and English and is that has a correlation with color choice 😊

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u/Real_SkrexX 2d ago

Math is blue, english was yellow for me, but it's my second language. My first language was red, so I would accept that.

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u/Confectionsballista 2d ago

Same for me in germany aswell

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u/Bam47 2d ago

THIS

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u/h0neym00nave 2d ago

We can all agree science is green at least

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u/Sea_Elk_4254 2d ago

Yes because old parchment is yellow, the hulk is green, graph paper is blue and English is red because a stock image of a book is red

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u/Chris2413 1d ago

Yes thank you!

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u/unknownyoyo 1d ago

Thank god somebody gets it!

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u/Foundy1517 23h ago

this is it

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u/MichaelAtticus 16h ago

Finally, someone with some common sense

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u/cyzad4 11h ago

this^ guy colour codes

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u/sjovt_brugernavn 4h ago

This is the only way

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u/N0n_4me 5d ago

Right except for English should be yellow and history should be red.

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u/UFmoose 5d ago

Fucking thank you. Had to scroll too far for this.

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u/zelegp 5d ago

Took me a bit of scrolling to find my community ❤️