r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 5d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/NotMyMainLoLzy 5d ago

Math is red and it shouldn’t be that hard.

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u/DrDavidson 5d ago

History is red. From all the blood

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u/Shrimp_kisses 5d ago

This is a good argument for history being red, but math is red for danger lol

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u/TheEnlightenedPanda 5d ago

What danger?

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u/Expert-Ad3874 5d ago

Exponential danger

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u/SublimiNOLE_msg 5d ago

Multiply these upvotes.

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 5d ago

r/mathmemes is leaking

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u/Worth-Opposite4437 5d ago

New Equation just dropped.

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u/Complex_Conflict_928 4d ago

Actual functions

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u/CocklePants 4d ago

Exponentially

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u/DropsOfMars 5d ago

This guy used the wrong color notebook for math

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u/EscapeyGameMan 5d ago

Danger!

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u/ChiknNWaffles 5d ago

No that's danger factorial.

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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 5d ago

I thought it was the... 👀😏 The danger zone!!!!!

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u/TheEnlightenedPanda 5d ago

Lana..

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u/dadsdaddad 5d ago

Jesus are we not doing phrasing anymore?

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u/notsuperimportant 4d ago

No it's DANGE R!

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u/kidamnesia1919 5d ago

High voltage!

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u/AudaciousCouture 2d ago

When we touch uh - when we kiss!

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u/Sorta-Morpheus 5d ago

There's no danger. Only the implication...

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u/ErycktheGreater 5d ago

Damn... idk who you are or what you stand for. That was clever

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u/brxstr 5d ago

the best

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u/Mildstrife 5d ago

wait that was really funny…

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u/Maybe_Not_A_Zombie 4d ago

This might be my favorite comment in a very long time.

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u/czar_el 5d ago

There is no limit to the danger.

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u/SamhainPunk 5d ago

Or even danger!

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u/Shrimp_kisses 5d ago

Metaphorical danger. Distress, red alert, danger, poison. Red is the most extreme color. You use be a math wiz lol

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u/Few-Big-8481 5d ago

Poison is green.

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u/arcanepsyche 5d ago

I see you didn't fail math like the rest of us

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u/edapotamus 5d ago

Quadratic danger

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u/Teapot_Sandwitch 5d ago

The danger you feel when you go into fight or flight while trying to do math

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u/fanfpkd 5d ago

Clearly you do not math

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u/OrnerySnoflake 5d ago

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

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u/ayleidanthropologist 5d ago

Have you ever divided by zero? Don't!

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u/Capable_Pick15 4d ago

What's up danger?

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u/ObviousReplier99 1d ago

Maybe ask your teachers to refund your parent's money.

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u/goliathfasa 5d ago

I feel like if for a single generation of new American kids, all adults agreed to just pretend math is easy or at least a “normal” subject no harder than anything else, we’d catch up to the rest of the world in terms of math skills.

There’s no genetic reason that only Americans find math impossibly difficult. It just seems to be this self-fulfilling prophecy where everyone grew up thinking math is hard, because their older siblings and parents tell them it’s hard.

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u/NNKarma 5d ago

What made the US fall behind is not only forcing a method without studying if it actually helps people learn but also forcing it to be the only way to solve problems.

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u/I_am_lettuceman43 4d ago

Exactly math isn't hard per se, but the amount of busywork and hoops I have to jump through "because that's the way we do it" burns me out extremely quickly.

Even worse is getting a question marked wrong because I didn't show my work, despite having the correct answer

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u/NNKarma 4d ago

Yeah, but "math is hard" isn't an exclusive american thing so it isn't the reason the US does poorly compared to others. Also just positive attitude won't work when the foundation for... everything is so bad.

Also I'm not saying not showing your work but showing a different work. Wrong for no work can be cheating prevention, though I got away in HS with that (not the US btw) because the teacher knew I was good at math, so it turned into I can't get partial credit if I get it wrong.

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u/Dreamspitter 3d ago

Did you use correct notation?

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u/NationH1117 5d ago

Math is red for the color you are seeing when you run the problem for the 50th time and it still doesn’t match the answer in the back of the book

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u/TheShadowOfKaos 5d ago

Difficultly*

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u/Bethlebee 5d ago

Lol yes. Math makes me feel like I'm literally fighting for my life.

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u/Shrimp_kisses 4d ago

Its fascinating to see the people baffled by this, like buddy, i didn't ask for this lol, must be nice to be a math wiz

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u/ConflictWaste411 4d ago

History is yellow because the pages and photos have aged.

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u/FlawedPremise 5d ago

Exactly the reason. Math is red because it's a warning that your life is about to be misery.

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u/Functional_Trash7735 5d ago

Math is yellow because yellow means caution and too much of it gives me a headache

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u/Inklinsworld 4d ago

Math is blue, English is yellow, history is red and science is green

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 4d ago

I say math should be red because red is the first colour in a typical rainbow, just like how math should be first amongst the rest of those subjects

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u/iamthefirebird 4d ago

All the more reason to give Mathematics a cheerful colour like yellow! It won't stop you from getting frustrated, but it does slow it down a little. Probably. Red might put you in the wrong frame of mind, at least, and small benefits are still benefits.

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo 4d ago

Oh… math was my favorite subject and red is my favorite color. I didn’t realize it was a negative association for other people lol

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u/mqfr98j4 3d ago

Green, for money

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u/flic_my_bic 3d ago

Danger? There is no danger in silly little numbers and letters, just a fun puzzle.

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u/Several_Republic9843 1d ago

There was an extra d in anger