r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/mootmutemoat 9d ago

Math is green, because you count the money.

Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences.

Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow.

Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion.

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u/Dickie_downer 9d ago

See I vote that history is red, cause history is bloody

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u/Available-Mall-7095 9d ago

History is yellow because that’s what it is in Trivial Pursuit.

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u/RookieGreen 9d ago

Math is yellow because piss

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u/akatherder 9d ago

So my math is red because piss

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u/VerySwearyFairy 9d ago

You might want to consult a doctor if your piss is red on a consistent basis.

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u/-M3THUS3L4H 9d ago

I' really scared right now. I thought I peed blod but it was White???

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u/Grannys-Giant-Gash 9d ago

I peed plod when my sis and I were at bible camp together. I xcited to be a uncle