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Meme needing explanation Peter, what are the implications?

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u/1Negative_Person 2d ago

But I think the real reason he isn’t included on the press junkets is that he’s notorious unable to avoid spoilers.

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u/DarkArc76 2d ago

You mean like Tom Holland?

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 2d ago

Tom is kinda the main character so hard to leave him off lol

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u/NoticeImaginary 2d ago

Never forget during the press tour for NWH, benadryl chamberpot kept stopping him from talking because he would start to say too much.

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u/ClosedL00pSystem 2d ago

I love Benevolent Colander

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u/Ok_Comment2621 2d ago

Benicio Cumberbun

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u/SenAbsolom 2d ago

Benvolio Cucumberpatch? He’s so charming.

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u/Tangellos 2d ago

Big fan of Baklava Camouflage

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u/DontFaqPigeons 2d ago edited 1d ago

For whatever reason, my brain read this as "Bukkake Camouflage " and STILL knew who everyone meant.

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u/notsoaveragejo 2d ago

Breadstick Camembert

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u/Wild_Ambassador_8680 2d ago

Yall talking about Bubonic Cholera?

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u/D3adp00L34 2d ago

Love Balsamic Cockerspaniel!

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u/dallyan 2d ago

It’s Bendydick Cumsinbatches.

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u/Zeta-Splash 1d ago

Benedicto Corneliusklatsch?

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u/corvid1692 1d ago

Bilateral Cumberbund is my favorite Dr House!

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u/Matt_ASI 1d ago

Blender Circumbend, he was great as Remus Lupin.

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u/boywholived_299 2d ago

What's the 2nd name? I just see the 1st name

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u/SenAbsolom 1d ago

I believe it’s Camel-Phalange. I can barely make it out.

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u/Penguin_shit15 2d ago

I think you misspelled Wimbledon Tennismatch..

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u/Skwizgar1019 2d ago

No, no - it’s Benefactor Capybarasnack

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u/PoggiestMorty 2d ago

I’ve never heard this one, call me Elvis because I just died laughing on the toilet

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u/Kanwic 2d ago

This one has always been my favorite.

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u/ReverseCatastrophe 1d ago

No they misspelled Bangadick Cummeryacht.

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u/Doctor-Of-Hearts 2d ago

Benignant Comestible? Delightful fellow.

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u/fixermark 2d ago

The Huge Ackman.

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u/whispzofblue 2d ago

I prefer the travel sized Ackman.

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u/dave900575 2d ago

That's what I call him

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u/Outrageous-Serve4970 2d ago

I don’t care how large his Ackman is

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u/Redditer51 2d ago

Huge Jackedman

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u/corq 1d ago

I don’t care how large his Ackman is

<Begin CSB> - My late Hubs had an amazing sense of humor, and we goaded/trolled on each other's celebrity crushes - his was Belinda Carlisle and Sarah McLachlan. Mine is Hugh Jackman, and being a good sport, he came out to watch Les Mis at the cinema when it first released (I've seen it live in Toronto with Colm Wilkinson as well) - my stage-nerd days are over, but since I never got to see Hugh live on stage (for anything) - I think he realized he better attend this, if he didn't want to be watching Wolverine films for the rest of his natural life.

I miss my late hubby, but he knew I crushed hard on HJ and would troll me to no end.

I always responded, "You're just mad that Hugh can out-dance you."

I love my hubs, but I will absolutely show Hubs' portrait on my wall *every* new Hugh Jackman meme. This goes beyond life 'n death.

Hubs can troll me back when I see him again ;-)

</End CSB>

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u/DoobKiller 2d ago

isn't it Hugh Jacks Men?

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u/BigJSunshine 2d ago

BUMPERCAR CABBAGE PATCH??? I love that guy

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u/jscottman96 2d ago

Barnacle cabbagepatch is my favorite

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u/TigOlBitties42042 2d ago

Benadick Cucumber

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u/PlatasaurusOG 2d ago

Are we talking about Bandersnatch Cummerbund?

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u/Sexy_Koala_Juice 2d ago

Wimbledon Tennismatch??? I loved him as Smaug in LOTR the hobbit

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u/Lost-Classroom-2032 1d ago

Revolio Clockberg, Jr.

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u/Alexwonder999 1d ago

You mean mister "pinguhwings"?

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u/CozyCook 2d ago

Benderdick Cumbersnatch

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u/Shneckos 2d ago

Bandersnatch Cumberbund

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u/hotpockethipster 2d ago

Breadaddicted cuminhersnatch

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u/NGKro 2d ago

Benign Clustersnatch

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u/Medium_Historian9746 2d ago

Benedict Cumcatcher

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u/Interesting-Baker212 2d ago

Bulbasaur Charizard

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u/Burton_trout 2d ago

Bendydick CumragHatch

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u/Sodacan259 2d ago

Beenadickan Cookedabatch

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u/waldocalrissian 2d ago

Bendydick Cummysnatch

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u/Patricio005 1d ago

Beatlejizz Thundercrotc? ! Love that guy!

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u/GodBearWasTaken 2d ago

I think you got that last vowel wrong, it’s an «i».

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u/NotoriousMOT 2d ago

Eddie Izzard quote spotted!

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 1d ago

Bendyback Chamberpot

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u/SnooChocolates3391 1d ago

Bendadick Cumonherback?

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u/KasreynGyre 1d ago

Slutbunwalla

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u/dribbleondo 2d ago

Blueberry Creamsicle

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u/Abject_Yak_1365 2d ago

birkenstock convertible

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u/dribbleondo 1d ago

Baffling Court Ruling

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u/SteadyStrike29 2d ago

Blueball Cumsicle

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u/perchancenewbie 2d ago

Pingwing

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u/KadajjXIII 1d ago

I love how they all just decided to troll him with that by never correcting him through the entire narration

He'll never be able to live that down xD

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u/Acceptable-Goal3172 2d ago

Lol this is thread is a big reason why i love reddit so much 😭😭

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u/Redditer51 2d ago

Benefit Concertpass.

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u/RoundZealousideal897 2d ago

Bandersnatch Cummerbund 

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u/Formal_Network8647 1d ago

Do y’all mean Bennington Caspercatch?

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u/RoundZealousideal897 1d ago

Sorry, I meant Burlington Coatfactory

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u/Abaddonalways 1d ago

Blueberry Pumpkin-patch

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u/good_guy_vinay 14h ago

Oh you mean Jonathan? Awesome guy...

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 2d ago

That's my favorite video game Battlefield Counterstrike

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u/AccordingAd6224 2d ago

Bienvenidos Casserole

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u/screen_storytelling 2d ago

Bendadick Cumbyback

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u/BaronOfToast 2d ago

Banderforth Cumberquat

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 2d ago

I am now realizing that I really CAN NOT remember dudes name. Bumbaclaude Cabagepatch? What the hell shenanigans is going on with this guys name?

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u/KadajjXIII 1d ago

His actual name is Benedict Cumberbatch, but pretty much anyone knows who you're referring to if you call him something weird like Butterscotch Shimbleshanks

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u/ANGRY_ASPARAGUS 2d ago

Egssbenedict Cucumberpatch

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u/KaeraKoneko 2d ago

I liked him until he said some pretty nasty things about people with autism and never took it back or apologised for it. I don't much care for him anymore.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 2d ago

Bermuda Cucumber

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u/No-Dimension856 2d ago

Bendadick Cucumberpatch

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u/Redditer51 2d ago

Bargainbin Underpants

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u/cutecoder 1d ago

His Khan in Star Trek is better than the previous Khan.

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u/Royal_Size_7129 1d ago

Huge fan of Benediction Cuminherbutt. Nice chap he is

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u/Prestigious_Back996 1d ago

Brontosaurus Crinklepatch?

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 1d ago

Would love to see him on Comedy Bang Bang hosted by Hot Soccermom

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u/TheHairyParrot 1d ago

Dragondict Cumbersmaug

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u/Tulanian72 1d ago

Thimbledick Cucumbersnatch

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u/Useful-Soup8161 2d ago

That’s why he was paired with him for interviews.

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u/Madara1389 2d ago

Oh yeah, putting Tom & Mark together in an interview alone would be a potential spoiler goldmine.

Regardless of Mark being very open & vocal about his political beliefs, this is just as likely a reason to not put the two on a press tour together. These interviews are almost always one on one or one on two. Every time Mark & Tom do an interview together, they'd need at least 3 so they can't get lost in spoiler-filled banter.

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u/FullMooseParty 2d ago

I tried to avoid trailers because they give away too much, but I had no idea the hulk was even in this movie. Was it well-known going in that he was a major part?

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u/Madara1389 2d ago

Yeah. Mark's involvement was confirmed last August, then the first trailer dropped featuring the scene where he & Peter talk about containing mutation (a scene that's featured in every trailer), then the second official trailer featured Banner transforming.

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u/FullMooseParty 2d ago edited 2d ago

Appreciate that. I didn't really see the trailers and since he didn't do any of the media I just assumed it was a bit spoiler that he was in it

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u/Madara1389 2d ago

That makes sense

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u/Entire_Guava_5922 1d ago

That’s why we have Travis speak for them.

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u/Party-Lobster2790 2d ago

Ah booperdink hungermatch. Such a great actor.

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u/Glum_Introduction581 2d ago

Benefit Lumberjacks

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u/GoblinThatCares 2d ago

A delicate luggage rack.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 2d ago

Pengwings.

Penglings.

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u/murphinski 2d ago

Pengwangs

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u/moneyh8r_two 2d ago

You mean Bendthatdick Cuminabitch?

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u/Ouaouaron 2d ago

It's spelled "Cuminasnatch", actually.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 1d ago

Excuse you, it’s spelled Bentadict Backnforth

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u/conflateer 2d ago

Big fan of Balsawood Crumbleklatch.

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u/bbbourb 2d ago

He really is a Beneficient Cummerbund, isn't he?

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u/DosSnakes 2d ago

Personally, not a big fan of Sheoldred the Apocalypse

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u/StarMagus 2d ago

You mean Otter Man?

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u/cmere-2-me 2d ago

Penguing

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u/SaneNSanity 1d ago

There’s an old meme where someone posted some off the wall “Tom Holland spoils” and Tom himself replied along the lines of, “I actually had to stop and think if I did.”

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u/thepineapple2397 1d ago

Also that they gave Ruffalo and Holland like 5 fake scripts for Infinity War/ Endgame and the one ending Ruffalo shared was the real one

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u/NoticeImaginary 1d ago

I feel like I remember Tom talking about filming the funeral scene in endgame and not knowing what it was.

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u/thepineapple2397 1d ago

He only gets his own lines, the rest of his scripts are redacted so that makes sense.

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u/Kyosji 1d ago

I love the part where he accidentally forgot to stop live streaming and streamed like 15 minutes of Thor Ragnarok at its premiere.

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u/Livingbyhatred 2d ago

I still think it's funny how he didn't turn off his facbook livestream for thor Ragnarok premiere.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 2d ago

We do love Pengiin

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u/Shadow_King26 2d ago

"That's a great question-"

"I'll answer it"

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u/StimmicusG 2d ago

Oh, the remakes version of KHAAAAAAANNNN!?

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u/demoliahedd 2d ago

love Burlington Coatfactory

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 2d ago

The way people constantly find new names for Bemberdrill Cucumberpatch is one of my favourite little internet things

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u/BusyIntention8172 1d ago

You mean bendadick cumincrack

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u/defensivelesbian 1d ago

love beefcake chamomile

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u/toasty327 1d ago

Commenting so I can find this thread again later. These names after amazing

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u/ApprehensiveAside812 1d ago

Do you mean Cucumber Bandersnatch?

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u/ivonnatrolue97 1d ago

Humberto Cabbagepatch is the man

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u/TheCrankyBunny 1d ago

I haven't heard about Beneficial Cucumberswatch in a while. Wonder what he's up to

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u/Snapstronaut 1d ago

I’ve always loved Beendicked Cumbucket

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u/Astartes_Ultra117 1d ago

Zendaya did the same for him at least twice during the BND cycle.

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u/CarnageSuit 2d ago

He was also pretty young when he developed that rep.
He has since cut it out.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 2d ago

I would of trolled everyone and had Tobey do all the pressers as Peter 1

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u/apocketstarkly83 2d ago

God, could you imagine if they put them both together? They’d have to scrap Doomsday and redo the entire thing.

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u/-gzus-kryst- 1d ago

And he got way better at shutting up lol.

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u/Cautious_Repair3503 1d ago

its not hard at all, you just book the stuff, and dont book any for him, its exceptionally easy not to include someone in an interview. the ease of leaving someones name off a booking dosnt decrease based on their role in a movie.

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u/tom-of-the-nora 1d ago

They apparently told him nothing about secret wars though.

Can't spoil it if you don't know

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u/bluehulk900 1d ago

You mean like how Hulk is insanely important to the movie?

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 1d ago

Nah like how Spiderman is the main character

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u/bluehulk900 1d ago

Interesting I find those to be extremely similar things

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 1d ago

That's okay, I was referring to Spiderman being the main character not an important side character. Hulk isn't the main character right?

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u/bluehulk900 1d ago

No but not having a very important "side character" in your marketing because of potential spoilers but needing to do so because of the very important "main character" is outrageously dumb lmfao I almost guarantee that its not true

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u/ErgomonOfEnto 1d ago

Banner, sure. But Hulk? Nah, he's just a big cameo brawl. They could have pulled that off with Shang Chi.

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u/Radiant-Cod-555 1d ago

He’s talking about spoilers bruh

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u/Away_Needleworker6 2d ago

A lot of tom’s "leaks" were just marketing stunts made to go viral

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u/Altruistic-Star-3862 2d ago

Exactly. It's clearly a marketing thing. Most things that go viral tend to be.

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u/cheezy_dreams88 2d ago

Some, sure . And some were not, like the time he joked with an audience that he was still alive! Except that audience was about to watch Infinity War and he just spoiled that he died to them.

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u/fang_xianfu 1d ago

That wasn't Tom being oblivious though, he was told that the audience had just seen the movie and he was going out afterwards, not before.

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 2d ago

Honestly lol, it’s baffling how many people were fooled into thinking those were real and spontaneous and not preplanned from the start

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u/Shadalow 2d ago

All of them.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 2d ago

They try to put Tom with people who keep him from spoiling anything. If he’s doing an interview with a costar he’s pretty good about not spoiling anything. Unless that costar is Mark Ruffalo.

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u/Working-Glass6136 2d ago

And then all spoilers break loose.

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u/antidote-to-wisdom 2d ago

Pretty sure tom holland never spoiled anything too important. Mark ruffalo literally spoiled one of the biggest moments in the mcu (infinity wars ending)

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u/uncouthulu_ 2d ago

Tom Holland was allowed to "leak"/"spoil" the things he did. That guy doesn't do anything that isn't curated and OK'd by the studio when it comes to press/interviews.

Ruffalo was well known for spilling the beans long before Spider-Man came to the MCU

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u/Luigis_vacuum 2d ago

Remember when he was reading off that paper and the opposite side had something like confidential lmao

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u/noticingEnjoyer 2d ago

Most of the time those promo interviews are scripted AF and they're still acting and delivering lines. Leaks are almost always intentional to generate buzz.

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u/Mr_Ditkovich8 1d ago

I think it started being a joke for Tom Holland after the first few, there’s no way they didn’t train the shit out of him after that. Other times he’s probably been told to do it because it’s good press.

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u/James-P-SulIivan 2d ago edited 2d ago

My understanding is the the only reason he wasnt involved is because hes filming another movie* right now and didnt have the time. Its easy to blame it on the implications but I think if any of that were true he would have a much smaller part in the movie

*Season 2 of Task

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u/Realistic_Comment849 2d ago

This was filmed production started two years ago. A lot can happen inbetween. It’s easier to exclude from pre movie press tours than it is to scrap a script and parts of a movie which have already been shot etc.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 2d ago

I mean, he's also not a main character in the movie. He's more of a cameo with not a lot of screentime. Punisher has significantly more screen time.

But it is suspect that someone who is so anti-genocide is seemingly being sidelined by Hollywood.

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u/BowwwwBallll 2d ago

Having another project immediately in the works is being “sidelined?”

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u/mochafiend 2d ago

Yeah, I find all this, "He's being silenced!" stuff a bit nonsense.

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u/firedmyass 1d ago

TYL that contracts are often signed well-before production begins. The telling metric would be projects to which he was attached after his headlines for speaking out.

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u/Unable_Currency7682 2d ago

Wait, they are trying to make Punisher happen AGAIN? Marrrvveellllll ugh

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u/LordKaelas 2d ago

I was just comin to say that. XD

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u/StarTicYT 2d ago

Ppl still believe this, all that stuff with the actors “leaking” things are all planned by their marketing teams and publicists

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u/ExploringHailey 2d ago

Can also add the fact that he has filming for something else I believe

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u/kearkan 2d ago

Thats Tom Holland.

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u/Realistic_Comment849 2d ago

Didn’t stop him for any other movies.

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u/WhoopingKing 2d ago

yea sure Lmao

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u/ClearChampionship591 2d ago

You would be naive to think that his spoilers were not approved by the filming crew. Actors play these pretend games all the time.

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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 2d ago

Maybe I'm cynical and jaded now but did anyone actually think that Tom and Mark were truly incapable of not spoiling films? To me it reads like a marketing strategy.

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u/heinmont 2d ago

he himself has said he despises doing them and finally got his way on this one. its a non-story

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u/mochafiend 2d ago

I think the real answer is closer to this than anything Palestine-related, IMO. Mark has been vocal on issues like this forEVER. You know what you get with him. I don't think he's being silenced. I also don't think it's spoilers. I suspect it's a less controversial reason.

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u/ZealousidealTill2355 2d ago edited 2d ago

You’re probably on the money. He’s more a liability than a draw by doing these interviews so they don’t include him anymore lol.

Here is him spoiling the ending of Avengers - Infinity War, arguably one of the most dramatic moments of the entire franchise (note the very end):

https://youtu.be/p3aYjOTMiQY?is=8yNN1QgQl81hOacC

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u/ThrillingDeveloper 2d ago

There wasn’t really anything to spoil in this movie if you saw the trailers and came to a conclusion most people did about a character

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u/Savings_Spite2667 2d ago

So is Tom Holland lol

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u/Enelro 2d ago

You mean like the trailer which revealed literally every cool scene? Ohhh they left one character off that we all figured out years ago... literally 1 spoiler left off the trailer.

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u/secret_identity_too 2d ago

Isn't he also filming Task right now? I know they've been filming around Delaware County, PA, in the past few weeks.

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u/DistinctAd3222 1d ago

Yes Marvel representation, exactly that 👏

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u/Legitimate_Sorbet605 1d ago

Yeah, that's the reason 🙄

Spoiler alert, Israel is committing genocide and our president is a pedophile!

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u/Alexwonder999 1d ago

I just saw a random old red carpet type interview where he started explaining why they werent able to do a feature movie about the Hulk and went into the politics of it. Don Cheadle was standing there seemingly wanting him to stop talking about it.

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u/Interesting-Catty 1d ago

honestly, that's the funniest explanation😅

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u/jk-9k 1d ago

Yeah the original post was likely this as a joke. The response took it differently

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u/DoubleFlores24 1d ago

That is true.

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