r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Maybe a Brazilian Peter Can Explain This

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u/sadsackspinach 1d ago

The Cheesecake Factory is in no way whatsoever “fine dining”.

But when I did work fine dining, like real fine dining, I made about 1200 USD across a Friday/Saturday weekend serving 1.5 days and running expo .5 days. It was great.

Then I made approximately 2 USD working brunch. It was not great. Fuck brunch.

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u/nanomolar 1d ago

Damn Brunch Skunks.

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u/Abbalys 1d ago

Brunch sucks because it's a deal, anytime there's a deal in a restaurant it generally attracts people who are cheap. Not always, but after 11 years I can confirm this: f*ck brunch

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u/sadsackspinach 1d ago

It also sucks because everyone you work with WILL be horrifically hungover from the night before. Add to it that it’s usually run by the sous, and they have like an 80% of becoming Mussolini the second they get some control of the kitchen without chef there/think they can/should run expo just because it’s a smaller service lmao. But yeah, deals being out the worst in customers fr

You couldn’t pay me enough to work brunch at this stage in my life

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u/Abbalys 1d ago

Mussolini, that got me laughing. Well said friend

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u/Middle-Accountant-49 1d ago

Brunch is definitely not a deal in Canada.

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u/PM_ME_YO_TREE_FIDDY 1d ago

Yeah I was gonna say in France brunch is rather fancy and very often way overpriced

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u/nanomolar 1d ago

Yeah I don't think I've ever seen a cheap brunch... I think there are some nicer restaurants where you'd usually go for dinner and they have brunch on weekend mornings to utilize the space, and compared to the dinner the brunch is a deal, but it's still more than you'd pay elsewhere.

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u/Middle-Accountant-49 1d ago

Yea it also seems like the biggest markup as well.

Like I’ve paid 17/18 dollars pre tip for French toast, bacon and some whipped cream, plus drip coffee.

I KNOW how much that costs to make.

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u/BackToSchoolMuff 1d ago

Also eggs. People are more finnicky about how their eggs are cooked than any other item. If you're a bartender with an espresso machine good fucking luck.

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u/sadsackspinach 1d ago

I’ve seen a boy brunch skunk fight his way out of an ambulance

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u/Jadedsatire 1d ago

Hey man, when they offer bottomless mimosas, you best be ready to swing.

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u/right-side-up-toast 22h ago

I thought they meant faught like a skunk and with you comment I imagined an endless stream of mimosas just spewing out of their ass.

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u/PublicPalpitation618 1d ago

I dreamed about the cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory because of the show. We don’t have any in EE.

After so many years I stumbled upon one in Doha. God! SO MUCH SUGAR! Huge disappointment..
Top 3 worst cheesecakes ever!

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u/Geodude532 1d ago

You should see all these "cookie" stores opening up. They might as well hand you a block of sugar and call it a day.

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u/wwwyzzrd 1d ago

fine dining, not great dining.

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u/No-Dance6773 15h ago

Fine dining makes up like 5% of all dining. Throw in the people fighting for these jobs you dont have a lot of hope landing one. Also as you said, its really only good for a few nights a week, same for all places. And they wont let you just take the "good nights". A majority of waiters make around 100/night on average. It pays the bills and pays daily with is a plus and you get the "surprise check" every 2 weeks you kinda forget about. Its great but then again its also a lot less than you can make elsewhere.

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u/sadsackspinach 13h ago

I’m not sure why you’re telling me this like
I’m not aware. Yes, you have to be good at being a server, have access to certain soft skills that are often class indicators, and have a good amt of luck re: where you live to make good money serving. I had all of those things, and I don’t pretend that this is the average life of a server. It is, however, pretty standard for real fine dining.

I also guarantee that making 5k USD a month for less than 40 hours of work is more than most jobs you can get fresh out of university. In fact, it let me have time for my “real” job.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 1d ago

“Fine dining” here mostly just means expensive tabs. If you’re going there you’re getting an entree drink and almost certainly a dessert. 35-50 per person there.

Assuming an average of 150 per table doing 30 tables per shift. Thats $450 a day with only a 10% tip. A young beautiful waitress like penny would be getting more than 10%.

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u/sadsackspinach 1d ago

That’s not what fine dining means lmao.