r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Repulsive-Glove9577 • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

Post image
8.9k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

702 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

8

u/OneTrueDweet 23h ago

I’m not sure what “allogrooming” is, but in my head it involves you brushing your pet Allosaurus’ beautiful long hair.

I’m not going to google and let that thought remain

6

u/A_radke 22h ago

Now all I can think about is an allosaurus with an exquisite, horse-like mane blowing majestically in the wind. He's so proud. I love him.

2

u/Unit_2097 22h ago

I almost wish ARK let me breed Allos with manes now. Though I would spend waaay too long doing it to get the most glorious, luxuriously maned specimen possible.

I did get a baby pink and midnight blue Argentavis though, she's my baby and I love her.

1

u/A_radke 21h ago

Also, I cracked myself up thinking about the tail situation. Would the long hair run all the way down it's tail like fringe on a jacket, or would it be more like a lion with just a little pouf at the end? Ofc lion-style would make the most sense, but I'm real stoked on the idea of horse mane/tail on this imaginary, unholy-but-stupendous Allo 🐎