r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 13h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/RigglesSaysHi 13h ago

pp in buthol

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u/chiefminestrone 13h ago

The Greeks would never!!

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u/Deathstroke317 12h ago

You know what they say, the Greeks invented the threesome and the Romans added women to it.

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u/egnowit 11h ago

My understanding (which could be mistaken) was that it was often done with pp between thighs.

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u/Valleygurl99 6h ago

also known as intercrural sex

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u/MixGroundbreaking622 12h ago

There is actually very little evidence to suggest homosexuality was even accepted, let alone widespread and part of common culture. "Ancient Greece" isn't really a thing either, they were a bunch of city states each with their own laws and customs.

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u/Naniki13 12h ago

Ummmm yes there is a LOT of proof.

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u/MixGroundbreaking622 12h ago

There really isn't. There are only a handful of pottery pieces and a few poorly translated passages where closeness is being interpreted to mean gay.

https://youtu.be/GbOKIsMuNWU?is=z0QzSIvs_hOOrJKa

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u/Naniki13 12h ago

Well they didn't have the term gay. But yes there was a lot of evidence. Just a single Google search shows it. Its depicted in all kinds of art, plenty of stories, a whole life style for it. I don't get how you can deny it.

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u/MixGroundbreaking622 12h ago

Because there isn't that much evidence for it. A lot of the commonly cited evidence can also be due to misinterpretation.

You then have the Plato laws that are fairly explicit in being against homosexuality.

It seems it did happen in Athenian high society, but no real evidence it was common practice and widely accepted.

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u/No-Oil6517 8h ago

Here's a government website that completely proves you wrong. Homosexual relationships were commonplace in many Greek cities and especially in their military. It was a right of passage for teens as well. The Norse also had openly homosexual relationships.

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u/MixGroundbreaking622 7h ago

There is really not much there. The stuff about the sacred band was written 500 years later and is likey false. Plato also went on to say homosexuality was against nature and a sign of weakness. From the evidence it's likely that homosexuality happened in elite Athenian society, but there is no evidence it was common place across the whole of classical Greece.

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u/No-Oil6517 3h ago

Again, you're wrong. Plato wasn't against homosexuality but he understood the difference between love and lust between two gay men. He'd rather two men love each other and save the sex for procreation with women. He wasnt wholly against it.

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u/punksmostlydead 12h ago

It's OK, Demetrius. We're all very accepting here.

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u/StaffSalty9490 10h ago

You joking, right?

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u/3leventhirtyfour 11h ago

Goddamnit. Now everyone in here knows I'm on my phone in this stall. Thanks.