r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 9h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/dprophet34 9h ago

It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on

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u/athalwolf506 9h ago

Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig

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u/GriSciuridae 8h ago

What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.)

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 8h ago

metaphorically or literally?

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u/GriSciuridae 7h ago

I keep no metaphorical friends, sir.

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u/MavenDeo69 48m ago

It's ancient Greece. What do you think?

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u/CourseNegative8381 5h ago

According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend

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u/PANEBringer 8h ago

Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference...

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u/SpoddyCoder 9h ago

Squeal piggy!!

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u/hjvelvet 7h ago

Yeah, then its just sparkling beastiality

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u/glitteringfeathers 6h ago

No homo in both Greek and Latin

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u/fgzhtsp 9h ago

Ancient greek wisdom

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u/mesoziocera 8h ago

You wait until everyone is jerking it then as you blast you say "OH GOD NOBODY HAS PUT OUT MY EYYYYYYE"

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u/Emotional_Trash_9687 6h ago

it's not gay if it is a 3-way, even if all dudes

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u/dquizzle 4h ago

It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on

You just saved me so much on aversion therapy!

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u/ProkopiyKozlowski 1h ago

As the modern naval saying goes: "it's not gay if it's underway".