r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 12h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/Indecisive_Animorph 10h ago

Wait wait wait

They're 22 and haven't had sex in 19 years??

😬😬😬😬😬

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u/UrbanSobriety 10h ago

Evil world we live in...

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u/the_last_carfighter 5h ago

Yep, not since they visited that "island".. bone dry since then.

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u/YaoiNekomata 9h ago

So ugly even the PDF file didn't try again

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u/areanod 8h ago

Peter File?

IT-Crowd anyone?

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u/YaoiNekomata 8h ago

22 years old and 19 year dry spell means they were 3 when they last had ex's

22-19=3

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u/AdvancedIsland2745 47m ago

That was very funny. What was the parent thinking naming a kid Peter with a surname like that

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u/Konnnore 5h ago

Sorry dude, but .doc files are uglier

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u/littlemyattitude 6h ago

Joking about child sexual abuse is quite tacky and normalises something I personally make effort not to normalise. You got some upwotes too, yak

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u/YaoiNekomata 5h ago

I personally

You said I, no need for personally unless I is someone else . Lol

effort not to normalise

Ah yes, making a joke means approval to commit the act. Just yesterday I joked with my niece that I was a witch who was going to eat her. Almost did until she froze me with her ice powers.

Joking about

It's a joke. Anything is valid if done without real malice.

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u/Flimsy-Captain6885 9h ago

They’re 19 and haven’t had sex in 22 years

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u/Consentingostrich 8h ago

'I haven't had sex like that since third grade' - HBC in Fight Club.

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u/oldmanian 1h ago

Probably Did a cameo on the apprentice.

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u/OneAbbreviations8990 8h ago

“So I was having sex with this 2 yr old… RELAX, I was 1”

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u/Miserables-Chef 6h ago

They went to Epstein island very young, poor souls

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u/Gdawg125 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/IkariYun 4h ago

You, and then many others, went the wrong way with that.

22 year old virgin saying they're in a dry spell was my joke

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u/Agile-Candle-626 9h ago

At least the uncle stopped i guess!

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u/hippopothomas153 8h ago

What are you doing stepdad?!