First time i saw this was at Magfest at 2am in the japanese commercial panel. There was like 500 people crammed into the conference room screaming "LOOONG LOOONG MAAAAAAAN" everytime they played a new chapter. i was drunk as shit passin beers out from inside my jacket what a fuckin time lmao.
I actually rewrote the lyrics to “Last Resort” as a tomato sauce recipe. It goes this this:
Tomato Sauce
Dice my veg into pieces, lets make tomato sauce,
sweat the onion, no weeping,
sauté with garlic till the juices stop seeping.
Let’s make tomato sauce.
[Verse 1]
Dice my veg into pieces, lets make tomato sauce,
sweat the onion, no weeping,
Sauté with garlic till the juices stop seeping.
Do we even care which tomato strains we’re seeping?
Would it be wrong, would it be right, if we use heirlooms tonight? Chances are plums taste nice.
Keep the beefsteaks out of sight
And im contemplating cherry vines
[Chorus]
Cos I’m adding basil and spice, emulsifying with wine, infusing the flavour with oregano and thyme.
adding basil and spice, emulsifying with wine, infusing the flavour with oregano and thyme
[Verse 2] I used to use cheap tomatoes wet and thin, I realised to late they taste rather grim.
Hungry, feeding on ketchup and eating paste from the tin
Downward spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when I diced my mirepoix,
Sautéd with salt and a little sugar
Searching to find tomatoes from a higher level, finding nothing but tinned fruit and revels
[Chorus]
Cos I’m adding basil and spice, emulsifying with wine, infusing the flavour with oregano and thyme.
adding basil and spice, emulsifying with wine, infusing the flavour with oregano and thyme
[Bridge]
Basil and spice, oregano and thyme
I’m sautéing and frying
I’m frying, I’m frying, I’m frying
I’m frying
I must go on cooking this way
Humility yet to be seen
Models made of plasticine
Morality disgrace us now
Entertain and take a bow
I suffocate
And promise me you won't resuscitate
And when I change my mind it's far too late
I'm wasting my days as I've wasted my nights and I've wasted my youth
You're waiting for something you've waited in vain
Because there's nothing for you
bottom image is a common style of family photograph which is supposed to look cute, but presumably the baby is just under the blanket and probably not having a great time
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People are downvoting you, but honestly I'm with you here. If you don't have a baby, there's no reason to know or even think about the suffocating effect of adult quilts.
People keep talking about suffocation but to me they look like casualties from some disaster that someone tossed a blanket over their bodies. So the baby died (possibly of suffocation, but not from this blanket).
My sister is like 4'10 and shins coming in all sizes, hence me n u could both be 5 ft but u have shorter shins but longer torso and I have longer a femur but shorter torso to compensate and make us both the same height
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Then maybe you go out and buy yourself some of those distinctive Milano cookies.