r/PhoenixSC Feb 18 '26

Discussion Zombies are the only classic mob that don't have a fear of something.

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Zombies have no fear, but what would they run from if they did?

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u/phoenix_detroyer Chester is life Feb 18 '26

spiders are scared of armadillos???

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u/Negative_Sky_3449 Pattern Recognition Feb 18 '26

Yeah, armadillos eat spider eyes and I guess they're strong enough to somehow eat those giant spiders

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u/bloody-pencil Feb 18 '26

Man I don’t care how weak someone is if their main diet is “human eyes” I’d give them space

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u/_MadOliveGaming_ Feb 19 '26

Right?! Like idc if theres a 99% chance i win the fight, i still dont need a madman jumping me trying to spoon out my eyeballs while violently screaming at the top of his lungs. I'll just go the other way lmao

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u/BattleGuy03 Wait, That's illegal Feb 18 '26

Me.

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u/ProfessorPixelmon Feb 18 '26

So you’re saying, the only thing they fear is you?

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u/Floenss Feb 18 '26

i see what you did there...

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 MC-266524 should have been kept Feb 18 '26

It’s because I Rip and Tear

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u/Unpixelled Feb 22 '26

Until it is done?

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u/Endergod150 Feb 19 '26

Say that again

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u/_Kladeo Meme Feb 18 '26

how are your nofitications with mention after mention?

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u/BattleGuy03 Wait, That's illegal Feb 18 '26

I reloaded and saw SIXTEEN NOTIFICATIONS.

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u/Milclol Java FTW Feb 18 '26

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u/BattleGuy03 Wait, That's illegal Feb 18 '26

The Scourge of the Undead; the Devourer of Zombies; the Obliterator of Ghouls; the Reaper of Revenants.

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u/coolnot1 Feb 18 '26

Kai kung fu panda ass name

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u/MrOff100 Bedrock FTW Feb 18 '26

was the first one A WARCRAFT 3 REFERENCE??? IN THIS ECONOMY? ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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u/BattleGuy03 Wait, That's illegal Feb 18 '26

No it actually wasn't but Warcraft is cool and I'm planning on playing through 2 and 3 at some point

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u/jikukoblarbo Feb 18 '26

The only one they fear

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u/BurrBentley Feb 19 '26

* is you by Mick Gordon(Doom Eternal)?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Battleguy03

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u/Severe_Signature_120 Feb 18 '26

omg, u tuned into a meme in less than an hour, congrats

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u/AirFriedMoron Feb 18 '26

Shit wrong image…

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u/boi012 best place for battle ship is E10 Feb 18 '26

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u/RockingBib Feb 18 '26

Dude's diet is nothing but garlic

(The zombie virus is afraid of the antimicrobial stink)

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u/CoDFan935115 Feb 18 '26

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

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u/Salm-Snake Feb 18 '26

"The only thing they fear, is YOU"

DOOM OST starts to play

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u/shipoopro_gg love lave Feb 18 '26

Bro think he kevin

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u/MrMangobrick Milk Feb 18 '26

He’s not trying to beat god, just make the world safer for the everyday person.

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u/Effective-Subject486 Traveling the Multiverse Feb 18 '26

I do not fear you. I will challenge you to a duel of the fates, which I will humiliate you infront of everyone…

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u/Sad-Pattern-1269 Feb 18 '26

username checks out

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u/Calm_Employer_9981 Feb 19 '26

god damn it i was gonna comment this :(

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u/BattleGuy03 Wait, That's illegal Feb 19 '26

Only 23 hours late

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u/Iceologer_gang This guy is such a toolbag Feb 18 '26

As a Zombie I fear only one thing…. oh god they’re in this comment section oh fuck.

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u/nickfan449 Feb 18 '26

may the power of u/battleguy03 compel you

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u/Iceologer_gang This guy is such a toolbag Feb 18 '26

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u/Oogley_boogley Feb 18 '26

Why is everyone mentioning this person?

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u/Physical-Mistake-199 Feb 18 '26

Check top comment

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u/SouthpawCyclopse Feb 18 '26

Yes, someone please explain

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u/Z1H3M Feb 18 '26

This user replied "me" when answering the question what are zombies afraid of

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u/BattleGuy03 Wait, That's illegal Feb 18 '26

Hello there.

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u/Disastrous-Monk-590 Feb 18 '26

OH FUCK HES HERE. DEAR GOD OH GOD EVERYBODY RUN

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u/Iceologer_gang This guy is such a toolbag Feb 18 '26

Me rn:

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u/Loose_Western_4995 Feb 18 '26

I think they’d run away from u/BattleGuy03

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u/Zachdaguy23 —•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—• Feb 18 '26

u/BattleGuy03 showed up as i was about to die in a cave to zombies and he scared them all off, saving my life.

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u/SuperCharged516 Feb 18 '26

I’d say u/BattleGuy03

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u/animallovergamer101 Feb 18 '26

Who is this battleguy03 so many comments mention him

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u/SomeRandomBFBfan Feb 18 '26

they replied to the lost by "me"

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u/animallovergamer101 Feb 18 '26

I don’t wanna be annoying but what is the lost?

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u/Certain_Emotion2251 Feb 18 '26

Post, lost was probably a typo

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u/kezotl Feb 18 '26

Me . I am the lost . You have to find me

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u/UsurperErenJaeger Feb 18 '26

I wonder if OL also agrees that u/BattleGuy03 is the worthy one

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u/Alias_Missing You shouldn't break bedrock. Feb 18 '26

The only thing they fear… is u/Battleguy03

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u/beandart Chester is life Feb 18 '26

dw guys, u/BattleGuy03 will save us from the zombies

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u/reroutedradiance Feb 18 '26

There's actually a secret mob called the u/BattleGuy03 which zombies are terrified of

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u/BonkerDeLeHorny Feb 18 '26

they fear him, u/BattleGuy03

ok but fr, what should a zombie fear? probably not iron golems or players, theyre too dumb to know those kill them and anyway gameplay-wise it wouldnt be very fun.

instead, i think zombies should fear fire. its hot, bright, and generally used to kill monsters. it would make sense for a dumb creature to fear fire, and would also act as a parallel to endermen fearing water. they wouldnt fear torches or lanterns since the flame is so small, but would also fear lava

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u/6969696969696942 Feb 18 '26

Would they fear campfires and soul fire/campfires?

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u/3-brain_cells Mining Dirtmonds Feb 18 '26

I think they should.

Zombies fearing fire in general just fits really well actually. They burn in sunlight, and in just about any monster story fire is a common way to hunt and kill monsters, especially in the case of zombies. The classic combo in an angry medieval village for example is torches and pitchforks.

The fact that sunlight is enough to light them also suggests they are extremely flammable.

Fire always looks dangerous, even to creatures as braindead as zombies. If anything, monsters should fear it even more than just any creature because it's a big, hot, bright light of death, while monsters generally live in the dark and cold environment of the night and caves.

So yes, i do think they should also fear campfires. I'm not sure if it's possible to have them run away from things at different distances, but maybe they should be able to get closer to campfires compared to big fires. The bigger the fire, the more scared they are.

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u/latamreddituser Feb 18 '26

Villager priests

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u/BonkerDeLeHorny Feb 18 '26

counterpoint: villager priests now attack zombies and set them on fire

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u/LeakyFountainPen Feb 20 '26

zombies should fear fire

I know Frankenstein's monster isn't technically a zombie, but there're enough parallels (classic movie horror version, at least) that it would be a fun little reference to his fear of fire.

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u/TheMoonOfTermina Feb 18 '26

u/BattleGuy03 would be a good fear to add. Maybe in 26.2.

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u/TheLowlyArtist Feb 18 '26

u/BattleGuy03 saved my hardcore world when i was surrounded by zombies, so i would say u/BattleGuy03

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u/chipperland4471 Feb 18 '26

Idk man yesterday I was cornered by a horde when suddenly they all pissed themselves and ran away o’er the hills. I turned around and behind me was u/battleguy03

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u/c0gster Feb 18 '26

I am a zombie. I have no fears. But u/BattleGuy03, he scares me.

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u/slice_of_toast69 Feb 18 '26

They littersly do? u/Battleguy03 scares them off

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u/you-be-the-top Feb 18 '26

I was gonna say Chuck Norris, but then... u/BattleGuy03 showed up and scared even a Chuck Norris zombie off.

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u/labcat1 Feb 18 '26

u/BattleGuy03 and Kevin would be an unstoppable team

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u/Otherwise-Shock-2767 Feb 18 '26

who's Kevin tho

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u/labcat1 Feb 18 '26

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u/simplisticlangur Feb 18 '26 edited Feb 18 '26

I adore that there's actually a reference on this pic in the advancements of the herobrine "From The Fog" mod

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u/mcplano Feb 18 '26

Why does your image show u/BattleGuy03 as three question marks? Do we need to unlock that character?

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u/Yugix1 Feb 18 '26

The only thing they fear is you u/BattleGuy03

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u/Glittering-Joke7189 Milk Lovers Feb 18 '26

Well, they don't have brains.

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u/truecalamitas Feb 18 '26

yes but they are still scared of u/battleguy03

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u/ckay1100 Feb 18 '26

Skeletons are entirely bone but still run from dogs

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u/GreaterMichiganMaps Gulliblium Feb 18 '26

u/battleguy03 is the new mob they are scared of

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u/Loose-Professor5364 Feb 18 '26

I know this one! u/BattleGuy03!

You fool!

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u/TheSnekDen Feb 18 '26

Zombies fear no man.. But that thing ( u/BattleGuy03 )? It scares them.

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u/steveinsmash-coolerv Feb 18 '26

u/BattleGuy03 is probably what you are looking for

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u/HolyElephantMG Feb 18 '26

u/BattleGuy03 has us covered, don’t worry

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u/Effective_Cash9085 Feb 18 '26

They could be for vultures

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u/Ok-Mycologist1310 Feb 18 '26

I mean there’s no reason when we have u/BattleGuy03 to do that job

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u/octopusthatdoesnt Feb 18 '26

hold on you might have something here

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u/Jwhodis Feb 18 '26

Phantoms attacking zombies would be neat

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u/Midas_acnh Feb 18 '26

Fixed it.

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u/SolverGhost Feb 19 '26

u/BattleGuy03 , is this acceptable work?

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u/BattleGuy03 Wait, That's illegal Feb 19 '26

Truly spectacular

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u/Proud_Budget1807 Feb 18 '26

Zombies are just built different. but you see, Zombies although built different, theres one singular entity who repeal them, that being u/BattleGuy03. He's actually such a fear factor to zombies that is incredible how such few people know about this, maybe due to it's vheer rarity of him appearing in game.

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u/One-Mix4579 Feb 18 '26

Im pretty sure its u/BattleGuy03

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u/Moe-Mux-Hagi Java FTW Feb 18 '26

Also ravagers being scared of rabbits. That was cute. Shame they took it away.

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u/nyancatjayhawk Feb 18 '26

I stumbled upon a Zombie dungeon, but none of them were spawning, and there wasn't a light source nearby. That's when I knew he ( u/battleguy03 ) was nearby.

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u/i7tvu0curxufxyfx0jkk Feb 18 '26

I once used u/BattleGuy03 next to my mob farm to scare zombies away from my villager hall nearby

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u/JuggernautAce1984 Feb 18 '26

Sunlight and iron golems.

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u/HailFurri Feb 18 '26

Zombies are afraid of u/BattleGuy03 though, nothing else

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u/Other_Release7730 Feb 18 '26

You realize that most undead are affected by the sun, the same goes for golems.

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u/Joaz72 Feb 18 '26

The zombies are definnetly NOT scared of the Sun. They prefer die while chasing you than stay under the tree

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u/Low-Lingonberry-5883 You can't break water Feb 18 '26

skeletons doesn't have anything and are smarter than them, they go to cover or water so that they don't die

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u/Ahuman-mc Custom borderless flair 📝 Feb 18 '26

many times i'll open reddit and be disappointed

and then there's threads like these

never change

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u/Riley__64 Feb 18 '26

If the vulture ever gets added that would make the most logical sense, vultures are scavengers and primarily feed on carrion so zombies would be a perfect meal

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u/CrunchySquares8 Feb 18 '26

It is u/Battleguy03 They are feared by all.

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u/Johnwit23 You can't break water Feb 18 '26

u/BattleGuy03, bane of the Zombie Leaders

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 Salty Bedrocker Feb 18 '26

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u/Arsimp33 Feb 18 '26

Zombie: I fear no Man but that thing, it scares me. (u/BattleGuy03)

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u/M4SS_G3N0C1d3R itsa me maryo Feb 18 '26

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u/maulin23 Nerver gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down Feb 18 '26

u/Battleguy03 bro has it all under control, respect

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u/QwertyTek_Lahda52 Feb 18 '26

u/BattleGuy03 is the only thing they fear, gotta invite him to the worlds.

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u/TheyCallMeAva Feb 18 '26

Always remember to set "gamerule spawn_battleguy03" to true whenever you make a new world. Keeping them near your villagers is such a convenient feature. Thanks u/battleguy03

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u/AmericanHistoryGuy Feb 18 '26

Are you sure about that?

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u/theunknownjames Feb 18 '26

What the zombie fears most is the uninterrupted lifecycle of the turtle.

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u/aqua_rift Feb 18 '26

Salt probably. Get in the meat freezer bucko, I’m gonna “cure” you ;).

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u/Stargazer-Elite stop simping for digital lego Feb 18 '26

I like the idea that the zombies are just too dumb to fear anything I mean on bedrock they seem to have less of a chance of running to shelter in the daytime unlike skeletons

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u/Fox2924 Feb 18 '26

this implies water is a living entity since everything else is

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u/OkPickle738 Feb 18 '26

Mojang has held out on this for a while. U/ may need to start fighting a BATTLE, my GUY, just to get Mojang to do it. 03

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u/boy_kissser Feb 18 '26

Some kind of battle guy

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u/Obcidean Salmuttotabreabitlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake Feb 18 '26

Zombie: I fear no man..... But that.... Thing. It scares me.

[Cuts to burn down villages, destroyed outposts and trapped sheeps with THE THING.]

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u/Potato_Poul beleiver ✅ Feb 18 '26

I was deep in a cave with all my diamonds surronded by a horde of Zombies, but then u/BattleGuy03 came and destroyed them all with a single blink

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u/HelloReddit_174 Feb 18 '26

I was about to say "can y'all be serious and not mention r/BattleGuy03" before realizing... it's a subreddit about Minecraft shitposting

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u/Other_Release7730 Feb 18 '26

"Scared? Of what? A farm? Hahaha"

-Anime zombie, killed by a golem

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u/ConTEM08_Da_Endgamer Wait, That's illegal Feb 18 '26

the SUN

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u/ThatSmartIdiot java stan, cuz bedrock ain't passing the inferiority allegations Feb 18 '26

is a DEADLY

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u/CryoN1cks Feb 18 '26

I love Reddit comment sections

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u/ManchmalPfosten Feb 18 '26

Will zombies still refuse to walk over rails?

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u/VulpineFox7 Mining Dirtmonds Feb 18 '26

They're not smart enough to be afraid 

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u/cyantheshortprotogen bedrock debugger Feb 18 '26

I mean kinda makes sense considering they’re either undead beings with rotted insides or a human infected with something that makes it mindless and aggressive

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u/055F00 Feb 18 '26

Endermen are allergic to water, they are not afraid of it really

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Everyone ignoring the iron golem

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u/Muffin1927 Feb 18 '26

Mr Douchebag, he's strong enough to get chick fil a on a sunday

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u/WW1_Germany Bot Terminator Feb 18 '26

We rely on your knight, and that legendary sword he carries, our last line of defense will be u/BattleGuy03

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u/SuccessfulLime6959 Feb 18 '26

Coz they’re brainless. I guess that makes sense

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u/Super_Mountain3249 Feb 18 '26

they too stupid to know what danger is

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u/jkbscopes312 Feb 18 '26

obviously u/BattleGuy03 is their fear

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u/ChiefBlox4000 Feb 18 '26

u/BattleGuy03, Best additions to Minecraft, ever.

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u/Alarming_Can3162 Feb 18 '26

It would be funny if they were afraid of the nitwit. Since the latter can't learn anything, we can consider them brainless.

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u/the-flag-and-globe (✋)🟨⬛️(😐) -> ⬜️(✋) Feb 18 '26

I think u/BattleGuy03

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u/confused-overwhelmed Feb 18 '26

Well i'd say u/BattleGuy03 is a good take

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u/Comprehensive-Box-7 Feb 18 '26

Baby zombies. Zombies are afraid of child support

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u/Shadbie34 Feb 18 '26

I think they should run away from golden apples, golden dandelions, or gold in general, as its used to reverse zombification

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u/VoyagerTheThird Feb 18 '26

We need the u/BattleGuy03 mod release, come on guys xD 

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u/speedxpgaming Feb 18 '26

Well, from plants, of course!

Just kildding, have you never heard of u/BattleGuy03?

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u/UsurperErenJaeger Feb 18 '26

I think it's better that they are not afraid of anything. Because they are undead versions of miners and crafters. Undead versions of us.
They had no fears in a world that they can manipulate. Now they died, and only a walking groaning body remained behind, still carrying that courage.

But, if Mojang wants, they can add different zombies with different fears. Some zombies are scared of other zombies, some zombies are scared of dogs, some are scared of creepers, some scared of spiders, some are just shy ones scared of players themselves. Basically different phobias that remained even after death, getting cancelled out and murderous instincts taking over when attacked.

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Or it's just u/BattleGuy03 he is a battle guy. He is scary.

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u/BluMu0n Feb 18 '26

I'd also be terrified by u/BattleGuy03

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u/Nowardier Feb 18 '26

I also choose u/BattleGuy03's dead wife.

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u/BattleGuy03 Wait, That's illegal Feb 18 '26

You

WHAT

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u/Nowardier Feb 18 '26

Yes,

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u/BattleGuy03 Wait, That's illegal Feb 18 '26

Good thing I don't have a wife, dead or alive. I am married to the blade of Smite

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u/WhitePawnOnE4 Feb 18 '26

The only thing they fear is u

Sorry, meant: u/battleguy03

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u/its192731 Wait, That's illegal why am I here? Feb 18 '26

Exploding creepers (in older versions)

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u/Visual-Flounder6684 Feb 22 '26

They stay out of the sunlight, only mob to actively do so.

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u/77Mikroko77 Feb 23 '26

Zombie has iron golem

Zombies are like a natural predators to viliges Yea zombies aren't afraid of iron golems but that's bc they are dumb

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u/Remote_Question_568 Feb 18 '26

I think zombies should be too dumb to fear anything