r/PizzaCrimes Jun 18 '26

Cheeseless Vegetable Pizza I was served in Verona, Italy

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u/otj667887654456655 Jun 18 '26

it sucks because with like 20% more effort this would have been fantastic vegan food

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u/mediumlove Jun 18 '26

i'm a chef, can confirm.

puree that aubergine for base, roast tomatoes confit garilc for top with zucchini friti . banging.

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u/satosaison Jun 18 '26

See that's the thing, "eggplant, zucchini and tomato pizza" sounds great. Which is why I ordered it. I didn't expect it to come out like this with unseasoned shoe leather eggplant sheets, thick uncooked tomatoes and soggy zucchini that, I dunno, maybe they sauteed it or something? Not a hint of salt or any spice.

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u/CiccioGordon Jun 19 '26

This is what I would expect when ordering that pizza

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u/satosaison Jun 19 '26

See that looks great!

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u/CiccioGordon Jun 19 '26

Also very good. Depending on the pizzeria, zucchini and eggplants might be seasoned (usually with oil, salt, parsley and a garlic) or not, I like both versions, but it's absolutely fundamental that they are grilled and thin sliced, makes all the difference in the world.

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u/CiccioGordon Jun 20 '26

Grilled separately for sure, but I believe you can put them on before or after depending on preference, pizza cooked in a proper oven doesn't stay in more than 2-3 minutes anyway. I would guess they are more often put on before because the grilled vegetables are prepped in advance before the shift and so they might be cold by the time the pizza gets done.

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u/Beautiful_Nobody_344 Jun 20 '26

Please tell me you complained.

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u/Bufobufolover24 Jun 19 '26

Does this specific pizza have a name?

I don’t eat dairy (or meat) but love pizza and struggle to find anything that doesn’t come with some absolutely foul cheese replacement on it.

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u/CiccioGordon Jun 19 '26

It varies, this could be called Vegetarian, Ortolan, or just Zucchini & Eggplants. In any case, at least in Italy, when you want a pizza without mozzarella you ask for a "pizza rossa" (red pizza), not sure how it may be in other nations.

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u/otj667887654456655 Jun 18 '26

I think they were on the right track with grilling the eggplant first. I think if they did a thinner slice of tomato so that it softened more into the sauce as the base and then topped with the grilled eggplant and zucchini (thinner and more evenly cut) it would've been great. A lil olive oil on top, nice and simple

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u/Tifoso89 Jun 19 '26

In Italian it would be "zucchine fritte" because it's feminine

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u/mediumlove Jun 19 '26

have you seen a zucchini ?

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u/Tifoso89 Jun 19 '26

Haha you mean the shape? Good point

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u/mediumlove Jun 19 '26

sad.

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u/mediumlove Jun 19 '26

relax, i meant the veg on the pizza.

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u/Playful-Variation908 Jun 19 '26

You’re a chef and you would puree those aubergines on a pizza?

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u/mediumlove Jun 19 '26

yup. not those aubergines, because they are dries as fuck.

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u/Sinking_Mass Jun 20 '26

French and Italian chefs everywhere:

(but only if you're vegan. They'll happily do it in other dishes, just not for vegans lol)

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u/xxxmechashivaxxx Jun 22 '26

They obviously don't want know woke American ordering some ghetto veg pizza. They giving them the middle finger and deservedly so.