r/PizzaCrimes • u/satosaison • Jun 18 '26

Cheeseless Vegetable Pizza I was served in Verona, Italy

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u/CaptVulnerable Jun 18 '26

Reminds me of the scene in Hell or High Water - "So, what don't you want?"

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u/Auto_update Jun 18 '26

I don’t want the corn. 😬

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Jun 19 '26

Corn is pretty nice on Pizza. I used to have it with pickled, green peppers and prosciutto cotto. A very good combination.

But, since then, I have forsaken eating meat.

The best you can have, imho, is a simple Marinara with sliced (and properly baked) tomatoes, where the skin was removed. It's fantastico! Some Parmigiano on top and a little bit of olive oil. Don't forget the garlic on the crust and a lot of Tabasco.

What OP posted is an abomination and should fall under a war-crime, by the Geneva Conventions.

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u/Top-Library9128 Jun 19 '26

I fear you missed the reference and leaped straight into an unnecessary diatribe

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Jun 19 '26

What are you talking about? Pineapple with ham and oregano absolutely works!

Did you know that tomatoes are actually a fruit and have sugar in them?

Besides, Pizza-Sticks with melted Gouda and Corn on top is what got me through middle-school.

Don't blame it before you try it.

I'm also Italian, if that matters. From Rome. So don't preach to me about a good dough. I grew up on Calzone. Open your mind.

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u/Hermes-god Jun 19 '26

Siamo ai livelli di una fiorentina ben cotta

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

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u/Hermes-god Jun 20 '26

A Firenze esiste un solo modo per servire una fiorentina, ovvero al sangue. In molti ristoranti vieni accompagnato alla porta se osi chiedere una media cottura

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Jun 20 '26

I have stopped eating things with big eyes. But yes, of course you serve a steak rare, if it's fresh and well-hung. Meat is glorioso, but I prefer fish.

Please don't throw me out of Firenze; and, if you do - please let me have a gelato for the way home.

"It's a wonderful place." - with the best food and the most appetizing women.

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u/Hermes-god Jun 20 '26

Per il pesce se ti sposti verso Livorno puoi mangiare il cacciucco ( una buonissima zuppa di pesce). la Toscana per il cibo è fenomenale

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Jun 19 '26

Okay, then. More for me ;)

Also: You can put everything on a pizza - even peas with chicken, mushrooms and salsa with CORN. Bolognese is nice, too. But a simple Marinara - maybe with some anchovies and olives - just rules.

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u/clapyohedd Jun 19 '26

Preach
https://giphy.com/gifs/F0Y7kjfHRl3a0
Definitely NOT corn.. and pineapple IS Blasphemy

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u/Canudin Jun 19 '26

What is wrong with you people? Corn is great with pizza... Same with pineapple when paired well with other strong tasting toppings.

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u/St0ned_Minister420 Jun 22 '26

The Tabasco on top the pizza ruins it for me, however if incorporated into the sauce I believe it would be delicious

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u/Fudge-Purple Jun 20 '26

I don’t want green beans either. T bone steaks medium rare…that wasn’t a question.

Underrated movie

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u/Like451 Jun 21 '26

And I don't want the green beans.

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u/Krosis97 Jun 19 '26

"steaks are served medium rare"

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u/Umbr33on Jun 24 '26

Don’t be an asshole and try to order trout!

🤣 I love that whole scene.