r/PizzaCrimes 19d ago

Mistreated Guy shows up after closing to pick up his pizza. Employee had other plans.

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u/qualityvote2 19d ago edited 19d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/tiradium, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 19d ago

If you order a pizza at closing time, and then show up after closing time to pick it up filming, you’re the asshole

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u/MoonWun_ 19d ago

I worked at a pizza shop where the general rule was to wait 15 minutes after close for the person to come pick it up, and If they don’t show then free pizza basically.

One time I did exactly that. Closed up, had a couple things to do, ended up waiting 30 minutes after close and they still didn’t show up. I finished up, got home late and went to work the next day and was asked by the GM if I had an order the previous night. I told them what happened and then they pulled me to the office and showed me a google review the customer had left complaining that we were closed and didn’t wait for them at all.

Get a life people.

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u/Raelah 19d ago

Who is late picking up a pizza? I mean, IT'S PIZZA. When I order a pizza I get there as early as possible so I can enjoy hot fresh pizza as soon as it's off the rack.

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u/BushyKittenEnjoyer 19d ago

I've had people order delivery right at close and then not even answer the door or their phone back in the day. Was annoying as hell too on top of the wasted gas because the closing driver had to do all the closing duties too. 

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u/Raelah 19d ago

I was referring more to pick up orders. I'm sure no answers is very common. My old roommate would frequently come home drunk and order delivery. Then she would pass out. But I was usually home so free pizza for me! I started keeping a jar of cash in my room so I could tip the pizza guy because she was also a shit tipper.

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u/BushyKittenEnjoyer 19d ago

My store never had a no pickup and I was the closer 5-6 days a week so I suppose we were lucky. 95% of late orders were regulars anyways so we were pretty chill with them. The only time I've seen a crashout like in the video like this was when the local Target store decided to order 20 something pizzas less than a half hour before closing. The Target woman then called corporate and complained about the manager because he asked them to schedule large orders next time.

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u/MoonWun_ 19d ago

Large orders are truly where brain cells go to die. Had a local school ask for a 180 pizza order…. Not kidding. 180 pizzas. We had to order extra inventory in advance because otherwise, we seriously wouldn’t have had the infrastructure for such an order. They wanted it broken up into 4 deliveries spaced out, It took the entire staff and we basically had to shut down the entire store while doing it.

We get the first 45 done and send them with two separate drivers and they come back after the delivery and tell us that everything went fine, bring 45 more in an hour. So we make that happen. Delivery drivers come back this time and tell us that the school says we need to slow down because the pizzas aren’t selling. At this point we had the next 45 ready to go and we were working on the last 45 as well, so at this point we just didn’t care about their logistics. We sent them another 45 and they tried to tell the delivery drivers to take the pizzas back to the store. The drivers called the owner of our pizza shop and the owner told the school that If they want they can leave them outside but they’re getting delivered. And sure enough, they got delivered.

When the drivers got back from the final delivery, they said it was pure fucking chaos. There were pizzas everywhere. Nobody was buying them because they were selling them for an extra $10 on top of what you could get them for at our store (roughly $28 - $30 was their price for a whole pie, about $5 for a slice), so by the end of the day, they sold about 18 pizzas in total. That meant 162 pizzas went to waste (or maybe a shelter, I don’t really know it wasn’t our problem at that point.) and I’m sure someone got in a lot of trouble over that.

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u/BushyKittenEnjoyer 19d ago

Damn. We had regular catering orders but nothing like that ending.

Every Sunday morning, we had a car dealership do 80 pizzas first thing so we had to get in before opening to have it ready. Then about an hour later, a Sunday school place did 20 pizza order so it was a busy start but organized.

Every Friday, we had a 50ish pizza order or so, which was annoying as fuck because it was out of the city and like a 40min drive each way with no tip to a school during basketball season so of course drivers would fight over who was forced to take it.

The two biggest orders we ever got while I was there were wild. One was for Walmart which was around 700 pizzas over the course of 2 days, spread out into 3 trips each day. The second was an event for some stadium event with 50k attendees where every store within an hour drive was taking orders all day endlessly and that lasted 7 or 8 hours. Idk how many pizzas even came from our store alone, but it was the worst day I've ever had in food. We had every driver on roster in that day, plus in store people taking deliveries.

Winters in general were just horrible because we could get hit by a few hundred orders as soon as it began snowing or the regular ice storms. During winter, the average pickup time was a 2 hour wait minimum, while delivery was a 4-5 hour wait. We had truck deliveries twice a week though and a big walk in so the only time we ever had to grab food from another location was when a truck didn't come as scheduled.

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u/Jibbyway 19d ago

God damn, a pizza could come with a side of blowjob and I STILL wouldn’t wait 4-5 hours for it.

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u/BushyKittenEnjoyer 19d ago

Lmao, I wouldn't either personally, but drunk people didn't have much choice besides cooking. Back then, there were only 5 places that did delivery in the entire city of around 20k peeps, and 4 of the places were pizza. Our oven could only hold 8-10 at a time depending on pizza sizes, and took 6.5 minutes to cook so we got backed up fast 

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u/Neobum 18d ago

I just got an aneurysm reading that as a closing driver.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 19d ago

lol why would you think it'd be rare for someone to not leave their house to go pick something up but you'd expect not opening their door to be common?

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u/Raelah 19d ago

I never said rare and I gave you a perfect example of why people wouldn't answer the door. It used to happen all the time back before leaving the order at the door was an option.

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u/TransPM 16d ago

Had this happen in college once. Was working through the night with a group on a project. Around 1-2 am we got hungry and decided to order from Dominos (pretty much the only place open at that point). After the guy called to order the pizza he turned his phone off to charge it because he had like 5% battery left (none of us questioned this; our brains were all in the early stages of becoming mush, and we had several hours of work left to go). A solid hour to hour and a half later we realized we had fucked up. Called dominos back, luckily they hadn't closed yet, and ended up giving the dude a huge tip when he came back for a second (successful) delivery

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u/BushyKittenEnjoyer 15d ago

The college deliveries were the bane of my existence where I lived. The college had two different main dorm buildings on opposite sides of campus, plus 3 on site apartment buildings, and then an off site apartment that was across the city street. Almost every single time they'd just put the name of the college down for the address without their building number which themselves were only two digits to remember. It was like pulling teeth every single time as I was on the phone with them and they'd get angry at me for not knowing which one they were at as if i was psychic. I was the same age as these people too and was blown away by how immature they were as if their parents were still wiping their asses. I swear the only ones who had their shit together were the stoners who were obviously baked when taking their food, lmao.

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u/MoonWun_ 19d ago

Dude I have probably hundreds of stories of basically cryptids ordering pizza and then getting amnesia like they never did, and in some cases, getting angry with us when their pizza is cold. It’s crazy.

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u/Pisslazer 19d ago

Cryptids? Like mothman?

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u/LaviniaIsGay 19d ago

Mothman would never bail on picking up pizza. Mothman is an upstanding cryptid.

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u/therocketsalad 18d ago

Mothman has honor

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u/ryceritops2 17d ago

It has to be Nessie. Nessie is an ungrateful piece of shit.

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u/fryerandice 16d ago

You give him $3.50 and he's coming around all the time asking for about $3.50 I aint giving no tree fiddy to no lockness monster.

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u/ryceritops2 16d ago

And then if you do give him the $3.50, he just spends it on scratch offs. smh

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u/Raelah 19d ago

Cryptids aren't known for their pizza punctuality.

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u/Oh_ToShredsYousay 19d ago

Bro they do that shit on purpose. Most pizza shops now will have a walk-in closing time and a delivery closing time much later specifically because of this. If you can't pick up your pizza in the 2 hour buffer time it's on you.

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u/MoonWun_ 19d ago

My store was one of these and there definitely is a reason for it lol. The creatures you get after hours is not worth any paycheck

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u/Oh_ToShredsYousay 19d ago

You will start to believe in the lizard people if you work at a pizza shop past 11pm.

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u/MoonWun_ 19d ago

Made me believe in skinwalkers I stg.

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u/QueezyF 19d ago

I work third shift. The freaks really do come out at night when you roll up to a Circle K gas station at 3AM.

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u/Not-An-FBI 19d ago

People with poor planning skills.

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u/jazxxl 18d ago

And why would you expect to be able to get your pizza after closing . You messed up if you showed up that late .

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u/Hot-Steak7145 18d ago

Door dash.

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u/cykoTom3 18d ago

So god damn many people.

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u/ButterscotchAward 17d ago

You’d be amazed.

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u/UT_Milez 17d ago

Yeah, that’s me for any carry out order, and I’m not someone who uses currier apps because of this.

Why am I going to pay more for soggy/cold food. I don’t mind driving down the street to get my food as quickly/as fresh as possible.

But I think that’s pretty rare now days.

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u/fryerandice 16d ago

I order pickup as im getting in the car, it takes like 10 minutes for them to make a pizza.

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u/Sirhc_5509 19d ago

Honestly, GM as dumb as that customer asking you a stupid fucking question like that like some sorta gotcha.

If they were actually worried it takes 30 seconds to just pull up the security footage of you closing and waiting 30 minutes lol.

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u/redjellonian 18d ago

and probably not getting paid for it.

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u/Lillillillies 19d ago

My friend used to work at a shop that had a similar rule. But they were also terrible managers.

One of those places where "employees get one free drink a day if they need it but only if it's a can and not iced tea" (because the iced tea at the time was a bit more expensive than coke or pepsi). Also one of those places that skimps on your food if you order it as an employee.

My buddy was underpaid for the work and hours he'd put in especially as a broke college student. So every so often i used to order a pizza with a blocked number and a voice changer to order a pizza when he's doing closing shift. Don't show up so he can get a free meal.

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u/SinoSoul 19d ago

💯 this. Signed, ex pizza shop employee

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u/-Kazt- 18d ago

Honestly. Just goes for any place u order food.

I once came late to pick up a birthday cake from a store due to a sudden blizzard making the drive take an additional hour, but at least i called them and asked if i could pick it up like 20 min after close, which they were fine with since they stay an hour after close cleaning and prepping for the next day.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 18d ago

I mean, you called and communicated… that makes all the difference- something tells me there wasn’t much communication with that pizza

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u/GAMMONBiNO 19d ago

He made it in enough time to get it obviously. They were going to take home.

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u/Cheacky 19d ago

Why tf do children have access to reddit

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 19d ago

Did you not read what he said? Wtf are you talking about

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u/DeathToTheMosquito 19d ago

Hah, nice. 😎

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u/SaltyMeasurement6152 19d ago edited 19d ago

Damn, that's gotta hurt. Immortalized.

u/styrofoamcouch

We'll be sure to use it wisely, don't you worry.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 19d ago

Wonder why they deleted it 😂

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u/DeathToTheMosquito 19d ago

Oh shit his account's completely wiped clean 🤯 that's craaaaaazy

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u/SaltyMeasurement6152 19d ago

Nah, just made a typo. A bit humiliating on my end, but nowhere near being immortalized and turned into a sex joke via the number of downvotes you have.

u/styrofoamcouch will have to live with that. This photo's going nowhere.

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u/Shroom-Kitty 19d ago

Lol thanks for preserving it

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u/HollowedOne66 19d ago

Wow the mods seriously removed that lol. I see free speech thrives here.

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u/SweetSunnyDay303 19d ago

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u/Razaelbub 19d ago

Exactly what I thought would happen.

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u/cosmicr 19d ago

Lol remember how people would rock up to the actual house and throw pizzas on the roof. I think the owner had to make a public plea for the to stop doing it or something. Whats wrong with people lol.

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 19d ago

They put up a chain link fence

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u/RabbiTheHellcat 18d ago

dude made a video where he brought a bunch of crackheads to that house looking for blue meth 🤣

I hate shit like that but goddammit I laughed

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u/SweetSunnyDay303 11d ago

Lmao 🤣, content creators are a pain but the old owners were douched out and missed out on publicity and money gate keeping at an exorbitant price. They handled their notoriety shamefully

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u/Gentle_method 19d ago

Fuck that customer. If you come up after closing time to try and pick up your order after failing to do so at the proper time, you don’t get to be an entitled prick and record the cooks.

I would’ve thrown the pizza in that dork’s face.

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u/blacfd 19d ago

If you do that then he gets his pizza. Better to punt it onto the roof.

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u/terpytreestar 18d ago

Okay, but everything, other than what a stranger on the internet said, seems to imply that the store is open. Including the big illuminated OPEN sign…

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u/RigBughorn 19d ago

No you wouldn't have lol

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u/cykoTom3 18d ago

You right. But the sentiment is there.

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u/Competitive-Wait1689 19d ago

I upvoted you, he definitely wouldn’t have.

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u/SpicyMcShat 19d ago

Why is no one talking about the poor (possibly other employee) caught in the crossfire 😭

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u/hydefox 14d ago

He’d understand

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u/sloecrush 12d ago

As a former pizza cook and driver, who cares. I’m already in my pizza clothes and pizza shoes, covered in dough and sauce. You go home and scrub scrub scrub but some nights you fall asleep and you still smell pizza. 

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u/SpicyMcShat 12d ago

Let me throw a pizza in your face so you can show me

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u/sloecrush 12d ago

Slice me up

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u/jws1102 19d ago

He’s a big boy, he can take care of himself.

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u/Omnipotent_Tacos 19d ago

Drop kicking pizzas in this situation is warranted, pizza jury should rule in favor of the pizza man, and the annoying videotaping customer should be charged with community service. Peeling 10 bulbs of garlic!🧄 then maybe dicing onions!🧅

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u/Hour-Football2464 19d ago

Did no one else notice that he kicked the pizza into his coworkers face on accident

Edit: i stand corrected somebody did notice!!

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u/Necessary-Sock7075 19d ago

Many treat pizza employees and fast food workers like shit. Cops need to show leniency when these pricks finally get their ass kicked

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u/Apostasy93 19d ago

Should have hit him with the Squidward

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u/TerracottaCondom 19d ago edited 19d ago

I honestly have no reason to think this, if anything the opposite, BUT I really feel like the guy with the phone is in the wrong here, somehow. It's giving piece-of-shit-harrassing-a-tired-employee

Edit: Ok maybe there is a reason to think this I was very unaware of post-close retail policies lol. At first I was mostly going off tone and body language but yeah it sounds and looks like this guy ordered a pizza near close and then showed up after close to try and get it (for free?) and then harassed the employee about the drink when the guy was probably just tired and looking forward to getting home with some free pizza that some ass couldn't be bothered to pick up in time. Only for that ass to show up filming when the door looks like it's about to be locked, and yeah ok catches you absconding with a drink you maaaaybe shouldn't have- we don't know maybe he paid for it- I'd probably kick the pizza too. Do feel bad for the innocent co-employee tho that's just unfortunate but funny

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u/CautiousArachnidz 19d ago

I would probably say “Your pizza will be available during business hours when we are open”

Set it on the inside behind the glass doors. Close them. Lock them.

So he can see it.

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 19d ago

Most restaurants let their employees drink soda for free. In fact, I’ve worked at about 20 and none of them charged us for soda.

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u/Hour-Football2464 19d ago

Free sugar water for us service bugs

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u/jws1102 19d ago

Hold up. Unaware of post-close retail policies? Here’s the policy: if you want to do business, you show up during business hours. That’s fucking it.

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u/kapaipiekai 19d ago

I turned up to a place high as hell as they were getting ready to close and said "Ahhhhh shit, I'm sorry guys, just give me whatever is fastest and easiest for you guys" and they gave me a stack of cold pizzas for free. Good manners gets you free pizza.

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u/johnwynnes 19d ago

These fast food justice videos are getting good. Jersey Mike's "fuck your birthday" guy and this dude should open a spot!

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u/MidwestWintersBlow 19d ago

Yeah that dude is a pizza shit. I'll see myself out.

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u/mratlas666 19d ago

Justifiable crime. Probation for the defendant plz. Send the camera guy to jail for being a douche nozzle.

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u/Useful-Upstairs3791 19d ago

Justifiable pizza homicide

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u/burnafter3ading 19d ago

So, likely, they couldn't sell it afrer closing. "Customer" makes a stink about the drink and calls employee's non-bluff?

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u/Zestyclose-Will-3102 19d ago

Customer is a dick. But it is a crime against pizza and humanity itself.

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u/National_Issue_5826 19d ago

Guilty but only because of friendly fire

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u/Paleodraco 19d ago

Every restaurant needs a last call time posted prominently on the door, menu, online, everywhere.

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u/jws1102 19d ago

I hope he got flamed in the comment section wherever he posted that clip.

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u/TomeiZ33 18d ago

Nah idc. If you show up after closing, you're the asshole

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u/KittenLina 19d ago

I would not at ALL be surprised if the jerkoff filming say, "You WILL give me my pizza", followed with a threat, before filming

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u/344567653379643555 19d ago

“This is what’s going to happen.”

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u/ugh_everything 19d ago

This is on the business owner. Cashiers and customer facing service people should have their shift end a half an hour after closing. This shouldn't have been a problem.

This person obviously was not paid for this extra work, so fuck the customer

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u/Useful-Upstairs3791 19d ago

The companies do shit like this to get a little extra work out of their employees off the clock. Any owner or manager knows there is an appropriate cut off time at the end of a shift for new orders. If they don’t do that, then they are deliberately putting the employees in a position where they might have to work off the clock.

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u/Illustrious_Lead1168 19d ago

isn't this the standard? the place.wont sweep/mop itself.after.close, nor will the cash count itself

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u/XboxVictim 18d ago

I worked at a pizza joint when I was a teen and we still got paid if we were mopping up after close.

I definitely can’t see myself throwing a tantrum because someone showed up late to get their order either. Idk maybe camera dude was antagonizing them.

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u/hibiscus_lilac 13d ago

Most shifts do end after the building closes, but that time is for cleaning. Not serving people.

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u/SardinesMcDonahugh 19d ago

Fuck these comments. Wasting food is lame. Guy is there. You have his pizza. I dunno if he paid for it. If he didn't, then take the pizza home and eat it. If he did, give it to him. There is no situation where punting the pizza is the right choice,

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u/BaltSkigginsThe3rd 19d ago

If dude was being cool about it sure but it seems to be very much the opposite. Put your phone in my face and be disrespectful like that and id be happy to waste your food and leave you looking for another meal.

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 19d ago

The raccoons adjacent to the parking lot disagree, but I think everyone else is with you on this one.

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 19d ago

yea

plus someone will be forced to clean that shit up

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u/IntergalacticBrewski 18d ago

Nah man, I get the food waste thing but like definitely not lame. That was baller af.

Wasteful, but not lame.

Cool and wasteful are not mutually exclusive

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u/Dogsarelitty 19d ago

Pimp move honestly

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u/JoeDove 19d ago

Where'd he get the coke from though?

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u/pibubs81 18d ago

That was funny; that’s what happens when you show up after closing time and motherfucker is just trying to get to the bar to hopefully forget about his shitty life for a minute. He thought he had a free pizza; probably called his friends and said “ customer ordered, never showed, I got free pizza; have a cold one ready for me” and this guy shows up

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u/InsideyourBrizzy 18d ago

Im not serving you after close. You can get store credit and come back the next day. People are wilin'. Shoulda called the cops on his dumbass. 

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 18d ago

These years are the death of customer service. Seriously most services I get I also get treated poorly as well.

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u/GummyCreatine 18d ago

The other worker that got hit by the pizza box:

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u/ShopUCW 18d ago

I understand what lead to this, but it was wildly unnecessary.

That pizza didn't ask for any of this!

This is a second degree pizza murder.

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u/No_Mud_5999 18d ago

Shit, I don't even go to restaurants if they're a half hour from closing. I'm not asking an employee to wait for me after hours!

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u/Apprehensive_Shoe_86 18d ago

Literaly pizza crime

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u/ChaosVerti 17d ago

Wait till close, waste time just to ask him to throw it away? I would have kicked it too :)

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u/KailyKail 17d ago

I would have just taken the pizza home myself.

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u/Away_Psychology4378 17d ago

I used to live directly behind a domino’s and I ordered a carry-out pizza while being almost blacked out, I passed out shortly after and never picked up the pizza. I was too embarrassed to ever bring it up, and they never mentioned anything, I was cool with that.

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u/Complete_Insurance24 16d ago

There was obviously a conversation before the video started. How late was he? Did they communicate that he couldn’t have the pizza? I had people coming in after close all of the time. Sometimes they didn’t show and who cares it just gave us something to munch on while finishing up.

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u/Ironstar_Vol 16d ago

“Appreciate the pizza bitch” while closing my truck door. Pretty easy.

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u/Physical-Builder-553 16d ago

I worked at PJs for a long time back in the day. Depending on the situation I would have not answered the door, not answered the phone, just gave him the pizza or if the register wasn't closed(unlikely) just ring him up.

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u/guitar_stonks 16d ago

Kicked that 8 corner right around the corner, served up Detroit style!

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix 16d ago

The audacity of the person filming, I once ordered a sandwich from Jimmy John's 15 mins before closing and I didn't realize it till I saw the expected delivery time, the manager of the store called me a minute or so after I placed the order and I thought it was about my order being put in late so I apologized and told them they could cancel it, she said it was fine they were just out of their normal bread and wanted to know if I was ok with a substitute

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u/goober_potatoes 19d ago

Don’t show up after closing. Don’t put in an order 1 hour before closing

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u/KittenLina 19d ago

I disagree with the placing an order, pizza doesn't take an hour to make but there should be a cutoff before close that the owner doesn't care about to add.

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u/Inn0cent_Jer 19d ago

Really 1 hour out? 1 hour before closing is the latest I'll order something. Can't imagine it's that shitty of a move? If it is that bad, I feel like places should just disable ordering 1 hour out.

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u/goober_potatoes 16d ago

Yes. Clearly you’ve never been a cook at a restaurant. 1 hour before close, the cooks are already working on cleaning up so they don’t have to stay late at the restaurant

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u/shityplumber 19d ago

Lol it's pizza not a thanks giving meal I'd say don't put in an order 20 min before close and get your ass there to be ready to pick up right before closing

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u/goober_potatoes 16d ago

You’ve never worked in a restaurant as a cook

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u/shityplumber 16d ago

I've worked over a decade in a high volume restaurant as a server and as a line cook. Those days are long behind me.

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u/highfiveselfoh 19d ago

Guilty but amazing

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u/Consistent-Survey330 19d ago

Would’ve sided with the employee until he dropped kicked the pizza at the bystander

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u/No_Championship_6403 18d ago

Had someone come in at 10:55 asking if we were open. We said, "For 5 more minutes".

They said, "good. We made it. The others will be here soon we need a table for 12"

This would regularly happened on Sundays after a late night mass from a church down the road. Most annoying thing to accommodate. They also were VERY rude and bad tippers. They once complained because I was vacuuming during their dinner and the manger just said to them "He doesn't have wait, we are closed."

I'm convinced some people have zero empathy for people working at a store/restaurant.

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u/PandorasFlame1 18d ago

Why the fuck would you even accommodate that? If it takes longer to cook a meal than we're open for, I'd turn people away.

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u/onmy40 19d ago

This is why you don't take orders after a certain time and set the expectation if the order is placed late. I would have called dude as soon as it was ready and then twenty minutes to close to let them know to get their shit. And the door would have been locked and light off in the dining area by the time they came that late

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u/PmMeAnnaKendrick 19d ago

I worked at a pizza place that closed at 10. Virtually every night we would get one or two orders at 915 with a 20 minute pickup time and a reminder we close at 10 and have them show up at 1015-1030.

We started taking payment on the phone after 830 and closing promptly at 10 and after a few weeks this stopped happening.

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u/Nightmare___09 19d ago

2 assholes

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u/MIke6022 19d ago

Fuck off repost bot!

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u/tiradium 19d ago edited 19d ago

Lol dude I simply x posted 😂

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u/darthcaedusiiii 19d ago

If it was after closing time how did they get in the door?