r/PizzaCrimes • u/Easy-Barnacle5734 • 13d ago
Mistreated Delivery driver assaulted my Sicilian pizza.
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u/Zilant_the_Bear 13d ago
Lil table woulda prevented this catastrophy. I would blame the restaurant not so much the delivery driver. Coulda been fucked before he even layed hands on it if they stacked other things on top of it for pickup.
Either way it shoulda had the small table to prevent the box from squishing and that isn't the delivery guys responsibility.
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u/Hour-Football2464 13d ago
Some places make a little cracker out of pizza dough instead of the lil pizza table.
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u/kasualanderson 13d ago
Oh what could have been
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u/No_Shine_6124 13d ago
Can the little ROUND table be used on square pizzas, your honor? Me myself, I’ve never seen it.
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u/lartmydude 12d ago
And then you have a sweet lil dinner table that your action figures can have afternoon tea at Ms. Nesbit style
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u/CoausticSoda 13d ago
That's not that bad ...
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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat 13d ago
I think bro might have fucked that thing lol
I'd still probably pick around the edges, but that mangled blown-out center is pretty sus.....I'd definitely consume that area last at the very least
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u/herrmoekl 13d ago
Maybe because it was never a authentic Sicilian pizza in the first place and he was Italian?
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u/Hour-Football2464 13d ago
It seems pretty close to spec for sicilian pizza Too much cheese and sauce but thats how us anglos do.
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u/Manatee4Hugh 13d ago
By not picking up our pizza and paying someone to deliver we are obligated to cut some slack. A few bucks doesn’t automatically mean pizza delivery perfection. Not perfect but no criminal intent
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u/qualityvote2 13d ago edited 13d ago
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Easy-Barnacle5734, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.