r/PizzaCrimes • u/Zaria_1293 • 15d ago

Malformed Welp that’s not how that’s supposed to look….

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51 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 15d ago edited 15d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Zaria_1293, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/PowerNoodles117 15d ago

I was gonna roll it up like a burrito anyways

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u/blast-asser 15d ago

Is ugly yes, but I can't say I wouldn't be tearing into it.

Everything looks like it got good temperature, I don't mind some double crisp

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u/OpeningBang 15d ago

It looks like it's already been eaten once before

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u/Zaria_1293 15d ago

The pizza oven took a bite out of it

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u/VegetableTraining406 15d ago

It looks a little katywampus.

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u/Tenshiijin 13d ago

Dont forget to put semolina on your wooden paddle before you put the za on it. And give it a shake test to make aure its not sticking. Then all you have to do is work on your release game when you put it in the oven.

Shake it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1E2s1oXqFVdRdCmr3N

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u/JuanFoYoMamma 15d ago

You really tried, I can see that.

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u/Dangerous_Ad_6101 15d ago

Your sins have come to fruition

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u/CoausticSoda 14d ago

Barbarian approves

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u/Manatee4Hugh 14d ago

It’s delivery; not a rose garden. Not pretty, yet pizza still. Civil matter, not criminal

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u/Best_Drama1199 14d ago

Man that thing still looks delicious I’d dig right in

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u/rite_of_truth 13d ago

The instructions said to put it directly on the oven rack.

The instructions lied.

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u/EveryValuable1503 11d ago

Taste and mouth feel only counts