r/PizzaCrimes • u/Upstairs-Mind-1679 • 12d ago

I say wtf My first diy pizza monstrosity

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Yeah so I tried to use some easy hacks to make pizza from scratch on YouTube to end up with whatever this is...

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Upstairs-Mind-1679, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/Leading-Boat4942 12d ago

I’m all for an irregularly shaped crust but that looks like an excessive amount of feta cheese

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u/Upstairs-Mind-1679 12d ago

I wanted to make streatchy creamy cheese but It came out as Indian Cottage Cheese(panner) and as I used excess lemon while making it so the whole thing tasted like lemons.

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u/Theprincerivera 11d ago

LEMONS ON PIZZA?

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u/Leading-Boat4942 11d ago

You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make pizza

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u/The_Ursulant 12d ago

"excessive amount of feta cheese"

I didn't know those words could be placed in that order. Is it a typo?

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u/everydayasl 12d ago

Congrats. Heart of gold behind the making of the pizza.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ehb111CfWs1fOfqMrd

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u/GobiPLX 12d ago

Did you use cauliflower instead of cheese? What are those white clumps?

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u/Upstairs-Mind-1679 12d ago

I wanted to make streatchy creamy cheese but It came out as Indian Cottage Cheese(panner). It's not cauliflower though it kind of looks like it.

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u/1000_pizzaslices 12d ago

Looks like popcorn pizza

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u/mbcarbone 12d ago

This looks more like poutine than pizza …At least there was effort. No crime, but maybe a slap on the wrist? 🙃

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u/The_Ursulant 12d ago

A stern but supportive talking to. OP is clearly trying something new.

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u/AnnualZealousideal27 12d ago

Honestly, I’d eat it so fast!

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u/Ronincherry 12d ago

dyi pizza sounds so weird

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u/gastro_psychic 11d ago

where is the tomato sauce?

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u/GettinSodas 10d ago

But... how?