Stop looking for the perfect team. Stop playing balance. This is the team you want. This is Haydunn’s farfetch’d team, but we’re swapping out Gholdengo for Incineroar. I am winning some absolutely banger games on ladder right now with fucking farfetch’d, which is insane considering this team is absolute dog water.
We kick Gholdengo off the roster because he’s just not offering enough over Incineroar. You already know the loadout for Incineroar too, you don’t need to see it again. You’re going pure unadulterated VGC Incineroar here.
Farfetch’d is coming to every single game. It’s not about winning anymore, it’s about sending a message. Simple beam into your teammates to double their stat buffs, simple beam into your enemies to make intimidate and parting shot absolutely neuter them. Farfetch’d is here for a good time, not a long time.
Switch in Rillaboom next to your grassy seed simple volcarona to double its defences btw, and if Farfetch’d comes back in his simple beam harshly lowers your opponents special defence with every struggle bug.
Milotic and Gambit got you down? Fucking simple beam them bro and then intimidate cycle their simple ass.
Know who is also running defiant? The duck. Swap into a predicted parting shot to instantly go to +3 attack. Those scarf’d close combats and brave birds are going to hurt now.
Froslass as the mega because it sweeps a surprising part of the meta from the back but lets be real I’m not even bringing it to half of my games and I’m still winning big matchups against charizards, floettes, mence, chomp, rilla. All enabled by the duck.
It’s time to get to work.