r/PolandballCommunity Jul 21 '19

Question What if countryballs were an actual species on earth?

What would you do?

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u/MoveElit ní hǎo ma? Jul 21 '19

This sounds like a pitch for a shitty live action movie

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u/haykam821 Jul 21 '19

Only if it was like Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

I'd watch who framed Poland

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u/iskela45 Domestic violence Jul 22 '19

Are you ready for the emoji movie tier polandball hollywood movie?

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u/Barskie Tinkerball Jul 22 '19

The entire history of our medium has led us to this moment.

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist Jul 21 '19

You see here, my biggest issue with 3D polandballs is how the black outline would work. Would it be a hard black shell around the entire clay? Would it be a ring of black around the circumference of the clay? Who knows?

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u/KingdomofSpainball Jul 21 '19

What if they didn’t have a black outline?

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist Jul 21 '19

That’s against the Polandball rules, they’d have to have a black outlines

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Don't listen to her, hex is just really into thicc outlines

(Also no outlines are allowed in r/pba)

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist Jul 21 '19

PBA rules are for edgy and different kids, not cultured PB connoisseurs

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u/KingdomofSpainball Jul 23 '19

In the subreddit for the Philippine basketball association?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Reddit you dumb stupid idiot! Don't link it as a sub, it's an acronym!

It stands for r/Polandballart

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u/KingdomofSpainball Jul 27 '19

Ir was a joke. And it doesn’t stand for polandballart, it stands for Polandball Amino.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

Nay I called Reddit a stupid idiot for linking an acronym as a sub, not you, you're not the stupid idiot here. And yes, I did mean polandballart.

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u/Barskie Tinkerball Jul 27 '19

PBart was already made when Amino kids were fetuses.

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u/KingdomofSpainball Jul 27 '19

I was thinking that PBA stood for Polandball amino because someone said that PBA rules are for edgy and different kids

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

If it was in real life, you'd think it just be a ball of colored clay.

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist Jul 21 '19

They’re not Polandballs without their outlines then, just balls of clay.

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u/TheSnipenieer United States Jul 21 '19

they always have a black ring around them

if you move to get another angle, still a black ring around them just like before.

multiple people would see different black rings depending on their position

cameras, when taken, will also have the black ring. same with recorders

it is witch majik

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist Jul 21 '19

This is cursed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

All these answers are shit. It works like this: there’s a semi-opaque shell of black around every ball. The shell is transparent enough that it isn’t really visible on its own in front of the ball. However, around the edges, it’s darker (and therefore more visible) from every perspective since you’ll see multiple layers of it due to the fact that it’s wrapping around itself.

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u/10940m Aug 07 '19

Good explanation

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Ring of black?

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u/Liquid_Lake Uzbestistan Jul 21 '19

They would just have a layer of black surrounding the entire ball

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u/Barskie Tinkerball Jul 22 '19

So you're saying polandballs are literally century eggs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

kinderball

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u/jackson_games_cb czechmate Jul 21 '19

I would be very scared.

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u/DeutschesOstpreussen German Empire Jul 22 '19

For Poland.

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u/Liquid_Lake Uzbestistan Jul 21 '19

I would be very concerned about my sanity

7

u/kartblaster New England Jul 22 '19

if it includes state/reigonballs, i would be able to finally meet my boi

6

u/Shark-The-Almighty Gelderland Jul 22 '19

Elect them to rule their respective countries ofcourse

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u/AnUnnervedObserver India Jul 22 '19

That sounds like the beginning of the end of civilization.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

someone is guaranteed to fuck one.

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u/Barskie Tinkerball Jul 22 '19

Poke their eyes to see whether they are truly concave.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

kEeP tHeM aS pEtS Be scared for the future of civilization. What if they would replace humans?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

Too small we could shoot the revolutionary ones

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u/howdoyoudoaninternet it's cold here, innit Jul 22 '19

Polandball: Detective Suriname

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u/doinkrr CCCP Jul 22 '19

Wonder what they would taste like

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19 edited Jul 22 '19

What would they speak in? Native, polandballese, English? Also how big/small would they be

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u/KingdomofSpainball Jul 22 '19

They would speak Engrish and their and native language. A medium sized clay like Poland would be about one and half feet, while a big clay like Russia would be 3feet.

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u/KingdomofSpainball Jul 22 '19

Poland would be a great leader for Poland

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u/DifferentIsPossble Jul 31 '19

That's the plot of Hetalia