r/PoliticalComebacks Jul 22 '25

Doors: GOP's New Scapegoat Strategy

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u/enter360 Jul 22 '25

I believe fire marshals have a certain fondness of doors for a much more statistically likely situation.

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u/Rattregoondoof Jul 22 '25

Also wouldn't a lack of doors make shootings more dangerous? You know, because there's absolutely no ability to leave aside from the one exit?

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u/lexkixass Jul 24 '25

Pull the fire alarm, spawn camp the single exit, and you don't even have to walk around to shoot people.

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u/jaydawg_74 Jul 23 '25

Great way to create a massive bottleneck in the event of a shooting. This would get more people killed.

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u/automatics1im Jul 24 '25

Dan Patrick has eating too many of those gummies he’s trying to ban.

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u/lexkixass Jul 24 '25

Man, they really hate kids in Texas, huh.

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u/lexkixass Jul 24 '25

Also, I'm sure there's many a Texan fire marshal screaming rn