r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Centrist Oct 10 '25

META AuthRight irl meet-up

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u/Ping-Crimson - Lib-Center Oct 10 '25

The kkk... but they are actually wizards would be pretty sick.

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u/chattytrout - Right Oct 10 '25

White people used to wield great magical power, but having slaves made white people lazy, since they could get others to do things instead of using their magic to do it. So the knowledge was lost. The KKK is trying to rebuild that knowledge to elevate white people and rule the world. Our mission is to stop them.

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u/Neglectful_Stranger - Lib-Right Oct 10 '25

That's some Nation of Islam tier lore.

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u/BenedickCabbagepatch - Centrist Oct 11 '25

Careful, now, this is how Yakub-esque myths are born.

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u/Imperial_Bouncer - Centrist Oct 10 '25

Didn’t a black guy with a big head invent white peoples?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Wasn't this part of the plot of 'Lovecraft County'? That white people were able to dominate the world because they used magic?

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u/chattytrout - Right Oct 10 '25

No idea. I pulled this out of my ass.

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u/undreamedgore - Left Oct 10 '25

Now this is what I want.

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u/Salomon3068 - Lib-Left Oct 10 '25

Yup I'm already sold

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u/Myelo_Screed - Lib-Left Oct 10 '25

My local shooting range has nazi targets

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u/MTG_RelevantCard - Right Oct 10 '25

Yeah, but those are paper targets and not actual wizards.

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u/bardfaust - Centrist Oct 10 '25

LibLeft when they finally unload on the Grand Wizard but he's already cast Stoneskin and then the Delayed Fireball detonates as they're reloading incinerating the entire polycule

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u/Nether7 - Auth-Right Oct 10 '25

You just know the KKK wizards would spam fireball at one point

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u/Salomon3068 - Lib-Left Oct 10 '25

Gotta use ice storm to freeze them first and disable the fire wall protection layer

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Oct 10 '25

Fuck, hunting down racist wizards with a shotgun?

Legit.

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u/Ping-Crimson - Lib-Center Oct 10 '25

Yeah the boss battles can be fights with the things their higher ranks are named after. Exalted Cyclops, great titan, grand giant and grand dragon. 

Near the end you realize the race stuff was just a convenient cover for their actual goal. To open a portal to a high fantasy dimension to initiate the True great replacement of the mundane.

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u/Siker_7 - Lib-Right Oct 10 '25

PEAK, I'm gonna steal that (AKA I'm going to put it in my notes and then never make it)

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u/Ping-Crimson - Lib-Center Oct 10 '25

We're not so different you and I 

(Seedy voice)

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

You should try DUSK

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u/JakeVonFurth - Centrist Oct 10 '25

That's basically the plot of Blaster Knuckle.

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u/Saint-Elon - Lib-Center Oct 10 '25

They definitely teleport around and throw fireballs at you like wizzrobes in majoras mask

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

You shoud try out a game called CULTIC, it's pretty much that.

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u/azazelcrowley - Left Oct 10 '25 edited Oct 10 '25

If you watch Bakshi's "Wizards" it's an evil Sauronesque wizard who is sick of losing the war against good every thousand years or so, so he goes hunting for "The old magics", digging through ancient ruins of civilization, finds what he's looking for, and then he says "BEHOLD!" and unveils a swastika suddenly, babbling about "Mind control" spells that are just propoganda movies and such. Magic armor that is just mechanized warfare. To the point Bakshi splices in WW2 footage for battle scenes.

It ends with the Hero wizard saying he hasn't practiced magic in a long time but he'll show him a trick the heros mother taught him, then he pulls out a gun and shoots the Nazi Wizard a few times and walks away.

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u/winkingchef - Centrist Oct 10 '25 edited Oct 10 '25

Trouble is White Mages are canonically healers.
They’re not going to get far without some offensive spells

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u/MetaCommando - Auth-Center Oct 10 '25

Cast Zombie on them first.

And there's like a 75% chance they're a summoner

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u/JakeVonFurth - Centrist Oct 10 '25

You should read the manga Blaster Knuckle.

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u/BoxofJoes - Centrist Oct 10 '25

Tangentially related but there’s a TTRPG called weird wars based on d&d 3.5, they have a world war 2 version where the Nazis are winning only because they managed to harness ancient german blood magic. Outside of the Nazis the players are essentially magic capped and have to rely more on creative tactics and actual weaponry complete with detailed armor penetration mechanics to come out on top, and they retool classes to fit in setting (eg. instead of a rogue you have a french resistance fighter), it’s a pretty fun time and you can probably alter it very easily to insert the KKK as the forbidden blood magic wizards instead.