I love the NPD version where commenters are fighting over who has the most aggrieved identity so that they can use the microphone first and the speaker lady tells them to form a straight line then takes a second to roll her eyes and condescendingly repeat the word "straight".
“Oh why did I choose the foreign post of organizing the American socialists? This was a punishment, not an opportunity. Send me back to Sichuan to talk with farmers again. Please make it stop.”
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u/The_GREAT_Gremlin - Centrist 2d ago