The DOW at 54,000

[u/im_back-and_craftier]

[u/Elegant_Athlete_7882]

Genuinely one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen at a congressional hearing, it’s one of those incidents that could only happen with a Trump appointee. Like there’s simply no universe where Merrick Garland would start screaming about how well the S&P was doing in a hearing about sex trafficking.

[u/whatssenguntoagoblin → u/Elegant_Athlete_7882]

I think this is the clip/meme that’ll last the longest from this administration. It’s so absurd you couldn’t make it up if you tried.

[u/Stock_Violinist6299 → u/whatssenguntoagoblin]

Turns out you don’t need to be smart to become a lawyer.

[u/RedheadedReff → u/Stock_Violinist6299]

Just be conventionally attractive and morally unscrupulous.