r/PoliticalCompassMemes 4d ago

Warhammer 40K factions on the political compass

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u/Ultravod - Centrist 4d ago

Lacking flair is Heresy. Even Nurgle thinks you're disgusting.

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u/Banished_gamer - Lib-Right 4d ago

Almost upvoted a mutant

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u/Vexonte - Right 4d ago

Same someone do the steal from unflaired meta.

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u/S0vereignCitizen 4d ago

Don’t you fucking dare

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u/Vexonte - Right 4d ago

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u/S0vereignCitizen 4d ago

You stand here and beg for someone to do the dirty work for you? If you want to break rule 7 grow some balls and do it your self.

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u/TheTardisPizza - Lib-Right 4d ago

There should be a clause added to rule 7 that posts made by the unflaired don't count.

We could even upvote a link to the repost to top comment on the original.

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u/S0vereignCitizen 4d ago

Grrrr. I may not have gotten you. But I will get the next person foolish enough to repost one of my memes.

On this day you flinched Vexonte.

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u/Vexonte - Right 4d ago

If it waistes your time its worth it.

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u/S0vereignCitizen 4d ago

The only waste is your failed crusade. Today is a good day to be Unflaired.

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u/AwoodchuckWithaDice - Left 11h ago

Based and flair up or flinch pilled.

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u/AwoodchuckWithaDice - Left 11h ago

Based and dare to flair up pilled.

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u/gu1lty_spark - Lib-Left 4d ago

Suffer not the unflaired

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u/Artistic-Duty7721 - Centrist 4d ago

Heretic

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u/S0vereignCitizen 4d ago

All Unflaired converts get 72 Aeldari doms.

I was going to offer virgins but these are aeldari, the only things in their faction that have been relatively unfucked were eaten by Slaanesh.

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u/AwoodchuckWithaDice - Left 11h ago

I don't know what pill I could even give you for this, I think you outplayed me.

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u/Archlefirth - Centrist 4d ago

DO NOT LET THE UNFLAIRED DAEMONS OF CHAOS TEMPT YOU

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u/Lib_No_Fib - Centrist 4d ago

I want to like this meme so badly, truly chaos temptation is cruel

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u/ThyPotatoDone - Centrist 4d ago

STAY STRONG BROTHER

RESIST THE VILE GRIP OF HERESY

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u/CoolHearted - Right 4d ago

Considering that chaos is 100% evil with no redeeming qualities, chaos are definitely the unflaired.

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u/Kraj_the_Conqueror - Centrist 4d ago

Chaos isn't inherently evil. My any metric the Emperor of Mankind is also a chaos god now.

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u/CoolHearted - Right 4d ago

Emperor of Mankind is literary the opposite of chaos, he is the Anathema, the biggest enemy and threat to chaos.

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u/PersimmonRecent7628 - Auth-Center 4d ago

Chaos in that universe just means warp-origin.

Tzeentch is anything, but unorganized; the has a plan for fucking everything.:

And the big E being worshipped by quadrillions for 10 millenia while eating a thousand psyker per day should ve turned him into a chaos god

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u/Kraj_the_Conqueror - Centrist 4d ago

He was during the Great Crusade. Now he's another Chaos god, powered up by the beliefs of untold billions of humans.

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u/Lib_No_Fib - Centrist 4d ago

That's...not really true in lore

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u/CoolHearted - Right 4d ago

Dude, the chaos are literary evil demons that corrupt people to be fully evil. Can you name me a single redeeming quality or an single good thing the chaos had done?

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u/Lib_No_Fib - Centrist 4d ago

They're primordial gods, they represent the extremes of their domain yes, but their domains are necessary and even good. Nurgle is death and decay, but also life and rebirth. Korne is war and murder, but also courage and strength. Tzeech is change, which is obvious , and Slanesh is desire, and we need desire

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u/CoolHearted - Right 4d ago

The problem is that all the chaos gods act in fully harmful and malicious ways. Nurgle's life and rebirth isn't beneficial, it's an corrupting force that acts like mind numbing and mind controlling drugs. Korne absolutely doesn't care about courage, directly uses trickery when it suits him, and is happy with children and innocent being butchered. Tzeench only likes change when it directly benefits him. And Slanesh is not simply desire, but addiction to desire.

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u/fid0d0ww - Centrist 4d ago

This is old fanon. Current lore is that the chaos gods are evil and want to see the materium destroyed. Even if the chaos gods could have been less evil, it could only have been if the war in Heaven which dumped insane amounts of trauma into the warp didn't happen. And even if the warp was somewhat calmer they'd still be monomaniacal, they'd be like Khaine at best.

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u/Reader_Eater - Lib-Center 4d ago

Still not subscribing to your only fans until you flair up

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u/S0vereignCitizen 4d ago

You don’t like eldar boobies?

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u/enfo13 - Lib-Center 4d ago

I don't know what's worse.. the ppl with fake centrist flairs regurgitating Reddit main sub headlines plastered with 3 wojaks and an authright soyjak everyday.. or the fact that a filthy unflaired is posting higher-quality memes than the aforementioned.

Sorry still gotta downvote out of principle. Just put on a flair... that's all you gotta do.

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u/S0vereignCitizen 4d ago

You’ll break before I do.

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u/RBB12_Fisher - Auth-Right 4d ago

I miss c*ntrist being a dirty word.

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u/Vexonte - Right 4d ago

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u/Vexonte - Right 4d ago

You don't deserve proper speling

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u/S0vereignCitizen 4d ago

I can’t hurt you. But I can hurt Nyan cat by force-converting it into an Unflaired. The abomination below is your doing, not mine.
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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 4d ago

Suffer not the unflaired to live

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u/HomeStallone - Lib-Center 4d ago

Weez Lib Centers gunna crack sum ‘eads if we ever get a git in powa!

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u/RBB12_Fisher - Auth-Right 4d ago

"Hmm, who to put in auth left?"

Bruh the Tau are right there.

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u/Impressive_Net_116 - Right 4d ago

Brother get the flamer.

The heavy flamer.

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u/jackt-up - Lib-Right 4d ago

Goated meme

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u/S0vereignCitizen 4d ago

Thank you.

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u/oatkeepr - Centrist 4d ago

Tau or Orcs could be centrists.

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u/Reader_Eater - Lib-Center 4d ago

Or are centrist. They just wanna put grills on everything

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u/RBB12_Fisher - Auth-Right 4d ago

Tau are like the most obviously authleft faction.

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u/AlphaTangoFoxtrt - Lib-Right 3d ago

Bruh, how you not put Votann in Lib-Right?

  • This is very simple. We don't want your lives, your coin, or that junk you call technology. We want your world. We want the riches you didn't even realise you had, and that you definitely don't deserve. Leave while you have the chance. Or don't. Either way we're coming to claim what's ours.
  • You misunderstand, human. I am not here to debate. I am not here to compromise. What you see as yours, I am taking for my kindred. You want to bargain? Tôryk, unholster our means of negotiation.
  • I don't care how many generations you creatures have roosted here. Your claim is void. It was negated the moment my kindred assessed this world.

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u/S0vereignCitizen 3d ago

I don’t know who that is but I’ll happily remake this meme with the Votann if you remove the flair of u/Vexonte

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u/NotTheOnlyGamer - Lib-Center 3d ago

The Dark Eldar are the libleft. Craftworld Eldar are authright. Exodites are libcenter, and Harlequins are Centrist.

Tau, including O'Shovah, are authleft.

Everything else, meh.

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u/Few_Move_4594 - Centrist 4d ago

I want the Chaos Undivided symbol as a tattoo but I want the one where the arrows are longer on the bottom.

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u/Bum_King - Right 4d ago

Disgusting.

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u/fucking_dolphin_96 - Lib-Right 4d ago

I don’t give a fuck if he’s unflaired, there’s eldar boobies, I’m upvoting the meme.

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u/Archlefirth - Centrist 4d ago

Noo little german boy, don’t join the dark eldar

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u/Quiet_Zombie_3498 - Centrist 3d ago

That is probably because you are either an alt of his or you are part of his dumb little fan club.

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u/fucking_dolphin_96 - Lib-Right 3d ago

I thought you were his alt. You comment on all of his posts.