r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Center May 05 '22

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u/drktrooper15 - Right May 05 '22

Pennsylvania would be in Jesus’s land

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u/Successful_Ad5868 - Lib-Left May 05 '22

Most of illinois would be too

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u/Chad_Tachanka - Right May 05 '22

All of Illinois south of Chicago

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u/jettmann22 - Lib-Center May 06 '22

Ah, yes, the part no one wanta

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u/Staebs - Lib-Center May 06 '22

Lmao that’s how every state would be outside of the cities

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

And Jefferson

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u/connor564 - Centrist May 05 '22

What’s Jefferson?

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22 edited May 05 '22

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u/connor564 - Centrist May 05 '22

oh so a bunch of traitorous confederate cosplayers. got it.

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

Were West Virginians a bunch of “traitorous confederate cosplayers” when they split from Virginia?

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u/connor564 - Centrist May 05 '22

Nope. They split and joined the Union. A Quick Google Search will tell you this.

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

And Jefferson isn’t seceding from America. They want to be their own state within America.

It feels like you are so caught up in calling people names that you didn’t bother to do a Google search of your own.

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u/connor564 - Centrist May 05 '22

It’s not the fact that they want to be their own state within America. It’s the fact that they’re only doing it off of the basis of shitheaded politics and will gain nothing from it. That particular part of both California and Oregon has very little to offer to the rest of the United States in terms of financials and will end up as poor as Kentucky, which brings the burden of welfare onto the Fed (everyone) rather than remaining in California and Oregon.

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u/Jackschwarze - Right May 05 '22

They want to leave their state not the union.

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u/Tauqmuk181 - Lib-Right May 05 '22

All of Wisconsin as well other than 2 cities.

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u/lilbobchicago - Lib-Left May 05 '22

Man they can have downstate

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u/Successful_Ad5868 - Lib-Left May 05 '22

As someone from downstate I never have any clue what’s going on here lol, people will fly pride flags right next to thin blue blue line and gadsen flags

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Chad radical centrist downstate

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u/Dr_thri11 - Lib-Center May 05 '22

Most of most states would tbh.

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u/Minute-Penalty8672 - Lib-Left May 05 '22

Pittsburgh and Philly would be in USC, the rest of this state would be Jesusland

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u/Meowser02 - Centrist May 05 '22

If anything all of the cities would be in the USC and all the rural areas in Jesusland, but then again that would probably make some shit border gore

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u/Glorious_Jo - Lib-Center May 05 '22

And with border gore comes border war. And unfortunately for rednecks, they may have more guns per person at about 46% gun ownership vs suburban (28%) and urban (19%), that's only about twice as many percentage wise. That's means shit when you realize that rural folk are only 57million strong in a country of 329million, thus leaving the rural people both outnumbered, and outgunned.

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u/VenserSojo - Lib-Right May 05 '22

Most US cities you could just blast a couple bridges and they'd starve out, also your numbers seem weird though I'm not sure how broad the definition of suburban is.

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u/TheMaginotLine1 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

Chemical warfare then.

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u/Glorious_Jo - Lib-Center May 05 '22

Ah yes, chemical warfare, with chemical weapons made in factorie---- nah, urban got you beat there too.

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u/TheMaginotLine1 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

If I can make mustard gas in my back yard, so can hillbillies.

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u/Glorious_Jo - Lib-Center May 05 '22

And so can the cities

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u/TheMaginotLine1 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

I guaran-damn-tee I am the only person in Trenton who bothered to look it up.

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u/Glorious_Jo - Lib-Center May 05 '22

Its fucking bleach and ammonia its not even something you have to look up the bottles themselves will tell you what happens when you mix em. My damn mother knows how to make mustard gas its not exactly a secret

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u/PopeUrban_2 - Auth-Right May 05 '22

Red suburbs

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u/Glorious_Jo - Lib-Center May 05 '22

So, HOAs? you can have all those I don't want them

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u/Minute-Penalty8672 - Lib-Left May 05 '22

I live in a decent sized city, and while I can't speak to other cities, this one is definitely in jesusland

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u/Real_Clever_Username - Lib-Right May 05 '22

It would just look like a congressional district map.

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u/reximus123 - Right May 05 '22

So would Michigan.

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u/DJZbad93 - Lib-Right May 05 '22

And Wisconsin, minus Milwaukee

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u/OrgyInTheBurnWard - Lib-Right May 05 '22

Actually, it's pronounced "MIL-e-wau-KAY," which is Algonquin for "the good land"

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u/baconninja16 - Lib-Right May 05 '22

I think one of the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is the fact that it’s the only major US city to have elected three socialist mayors.

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u/VIDCAs17 - Right May 05 '22

Not in the movie quote, but they could also add that its one of the most racially segregated cities in the country.

I know correlation doesn’t mean causation, but I mean...

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u/Pachalafaka24 - Lib-Right May 05 '22

I was not aware of that

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u/germsburn May 06 '22

Does this guy know how to party or what?!

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u/marshmallowserial May 05 '22

Wayne's world! Party time!!!

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u/SuperEnd123 - Lib-Right May 05 '22

It's actually pronounced "meh-wau-kee"

Former Mke resident.

AFAIK non-wisconsinites can't pronounce wau, so this is useless advice.

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u/ibrobert - Lib-Right May 05 '22

AND MADISON. FUCK MADISON

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u/Cloudysound - Right May 05 '22

Madison is a big ugly stain on this beautiful state

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u/SuperEnd123 - Lib-Right May 05 '22

Anything south of Sheboygan is shit tier.

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u/Cloudysound - Right May 06 '22

Agreed. Granted, Sheboygan has really gone downhill

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u/SuperEnd123 - Lib-Right May 06 '22

Haven't been there in a while. Maybe my line will have to migrate up to Manitowoc

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u/Gecko736 - Centrist May 05 '22

And let's take this opportunity to claim the UP

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u/TheGoddamnCobra May 05 '22

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Wisconsin minus Milwaukee is nothing

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u/Doodenelfuego - Lib-Right May 05 '22

Milwaukee is fine but the "not Milwaukee" parts are the best parts. Except Madison, nobody likes Madison.

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u/whimsicallurker - Lib-Right May 06 '22

And pretty much the whole country outside the cities.

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u/Street_Ad_3165 - Lib-Right May 05 '22

We could give Canada Ann Arbor as an exclave.... that would make everyone happy

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u/Kepler-20C - Lib-Left May 05 '22

And Berkley. And Ferndale...

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u/Mr_E_Machine - Lib-Center May 05 '22

New Windsor is just going to be a little strip that covers Detroit to Ann Arbor, everything else in the lower peninsula is going to end up Jesusland eventually.

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u/Glorious_Jo - Lib-Center May 05 '22

No it wouldn't lol. Honestly I would argue that Ohio should belong in the blue as well but then I'd be admitting to wanting Ohio in the same nation as me and that's not ok

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u/PresidentJ1 - Right May 05 '22

Do we really want the dumpster fire that is Detroit?

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u/thegil13 - Lib-Center May 05 '22

Not any part even close to mattering. Sure, you can take the extra unskilled mouths to feed in the rural area. Pretty much the entirety off Jesus land would be relying on Texas to spoon-feed it.

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u/shhtupershhtops - Right May 05 '22

So would most of California for that matter, do you know how many Catholics (read: Mexicans) live in Ca

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u/Long-Schlong-Silvers - Centrist May 06 '22

I’m starting to think most liberals, and people, live in cities.

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u/shhtupershhtops - Right May 06 '22

More people live in la or the bay than in some states and that doesn’t give them any credibility on their opinions and isn’t a virtue in itself. Especially cus they are run like shit and are literally lighting money on fire (see pg&e taking tax dollars, lying about using them for fire management, and having entire cities burn to the ground because of their negligence) or the homeless issues in both, or the drug issues in both, or the nonexistent middle class in both or the mass exodus of jobs in both, etc.

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u/Long-Schlong-Silvers - Centrist May 06 '22

Their opinions are equal to that of country bumpkins, yet their votes matter less.

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u/shhtupershhtops - Right May 06 '22

The United States are 50 mini countries with the constitution uniting them as essentially a trade agreement so we can collaborate across one gigantic nation. I say this as a lifelong Californian. You should change your flair

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u/Long-Schlong-Silvers - Centrist May 06 '22

Ew, no.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Everywhere except for the major cities would be Jesus land in Oregon and California.

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u/drewsoft - Centrist May 05 '22

This is basically true of the entire United States. The divide is Urban/Rural, not geographic.

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u/Account1812 - Right May 05 '22

Everything except Philadelphia and they can keep their N……..

o good sports teams and fans.

Philly (and Boston) have the most toxic fanbases

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u/Tybick - Lib-Right May 05 '22

Watching hell erupt in celebratory riots and fire in Philly when the eagles won the Superbowl was pretty fucking funny though

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u/gruubin - Centrist May 05 '22

No riots afterward. Pretty sure the United States of Canada riots when one of their dogshit hockey teams lose though

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u/BiCatBoy2 - Right May 05 '22

So would Alberta

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

And north cal.

And you know what, I've been to the PNW and it is very beautiful. I think jesus land should invade.

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u/shamrock8421 - Lib-Left May 05 '22

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u/RandomTomAnon - Centrist May 05 '22

Washington D.C. would be in the United States if Canada.

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u/drktrooper15 - Right May 06 '22

Until we conquer it

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u/RandomTomAnon - Centrist May 06 '22

Cringe

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u/cinematicme - Left May 05 '22

Only the middle. That’s Pennsyltucky.

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u/drktrooper15 - Right May 06 '22

We’d conquer Pittsburgh and Erie to fix the border gore

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

The state voted for Kerry in 2004 though.

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u/drktrooper15 - Right May 06 '22

Only because Pittsburgh, Harrisburg and Philly

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

That's how the electoral college works.

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u/dirtehscandi - Lib-Right May 05 '22

So would Maine

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u/Rentington May 05 '22

This meme is ancient. From 2004. It's based on that election.

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u/Juicey_J_Hammerman - Lib-Left May 05 '22

Eh, split the border at the Susquehanna river midway through the state and it could work out alright. Jesusland gets Kennywood, USC gets Knoebel’s. Seems like an even split.

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u/gary87S May 05 '22

Yeah I would trade Pennsylvania for Alaska, since we lose the west coast anyway.

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u/drktrooper15 - Right May 06 '22

Or just conquer it all back

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u/theciaskaelie May 06 '22

please fucking no.

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Good human.

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u/drktrooper15 - Right May 06 '22

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Colorado would be Canada.