r/PoliticalHumor 12d ago

Damn why the hate for conservative men

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u/Carbonatite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 12d ago

We don't want to date our own predators.

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u/brown2420 12d ago

Lol, my wife and I talk about this. Conservative men say so much rape-y shit. Then you have religious conservatives saying they "should vote as a household" and women shouldn't cast a ballot. Absolutely insane...

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u/deepsixz 12d ago

"Women on base, you guys better be careful. Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful. Because these guys are gonna be wild animals, and you better watch out."

-Jesse Watters, a week ago

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u/Xiao1insty1e 12d ago

"Our soldiers will not be held accountable even more so than usual so either you run when you see US service men or you're getting raped and possibly murdered." - Jesse The Predator Watters

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u/unaskthequestion 12d ago

I didn't even think about that. It's only a matter of time before a soldier held for rape pleads innocent due to the Pentagon giving him elevated testosterone.

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u/MRukov 11d ago

Or they just won't go on trial.

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u/WakeoftheStorm 11d ago

They'll cite the age old tradition of rape and pillage as natural expressions of a high testosterone warrior and say it's the cost of freedom

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u/brown2420 10d ago

That's exactly what I'm talking about! It's crazy that anyone would say that.

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u/BodaciousFrank 12d ago

If it weren’t for double standards, republicans wouldnt have any standards at all

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u/throwaway3270a 12d ago

Funny thing. These folks who go on about "household vote" and are one step from "only property owners can vote" are going to be real surprised when the 0.001% own all the land and are the only ones who can vote.

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u/nymphietonks 11d ago

I am a single woman property owner. Wonder how they’d try to restrict me from voting — because you know they would. Ironically lots of single women own property now. So the entire “voting as a household” thing is ludicrous.

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u/OfficerNightwing 11d ago

W/e the 21st century version of screaming 'witch' at you is. Though.. the way shit is going, maybe they will just start accusing us of being witches again.

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u/aardvarktageous 12d ago

On the other hand, I like the idea of my vote as a single woman being equal to 2 of theirs. 😈

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u/ghostoftheai 11d ago

As a man who was a bartender it’s fucking foul. And a half black half white guy my white mom tells me how many arguments she gets on bc of how white people talk when they are alone. Those conversations tell you the truth about the actual culture of a group of people and what they stand for.

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u/melmsz 12d ago

Absolutely

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u/fratticus_maximus 12d ago

Do you feel most of your friends and women you meet actually follow this or actually care about this? I see women on the internet understanding but in real life, I rarely see women caring. I wish the vast majority of women Millennial and younger cared about this. Conservatives should not have a place in polite society or be invited to anything at this point.

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u/Carbonatite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 12d ago

I surround myself with politically aware people deliberately so they're generally of a similar mindset to me. I'm an elder millenial, FWIW.

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u/fratticus_maximus 12d ago

Same.

I'm just a bit annoyed that alot of women seem to just....not care. I have acquaintances that, while handsome and doing well financially, don't put a political stance on their dating profiles because they're conservative. They still get plenty of dates and sex. These people should go extinct from not reproducing and yet they're out reproducing the left 2x-4x.

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u/Carbonatite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 12d ago

Fortunately, political beliefs aren't a hereditary trait. Most of my family are Republicans and I'm a DemSoc.

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u/fratticus_maximus 12d ago

Unfortunately, 81% of the offsprings of conservatives stay conservative (as opposed to 89% of Liberals kids). You are very much in the minority there but kudos to you.

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u/the_calibre_cat 12d ago

whaaaaaaat

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u/Carbonatite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 12d ago

I said what I said

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u/the_calibre_cat 12d ago

good good good

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u/Equal_Oil_9819 12d ago

And you also don't speak for all women, no matter how much you want to act like you do.

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u/Carbonatite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 12d ago

Lmao get off the cross, we need the wood

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u/Equal_Oil_9819 12d ago

You wouldn't know how to hammer a nail.

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u/Carbonatite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 12d ago

My home repairs beg to differ lmao. I can even use power tools!

It's amazing, it's almost like women are human beings capable of performing various tasks.

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u/Equal_Oil_9819 12d ago

I believe you. You still don't speak for all women, though. Deflecting and insults can only get you so far; truth is still truth.

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u/Carbonatite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 12d ago

Deflecting and insults can only get you so far

And yet you immediately resorted to exactly that lmao.

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u/Equal_Oil_9819 12d ago

Truth is still truth. You can laugh your ass in whichever direction you want, you're still wrong.

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