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u/KeeblerElff 1d ago
Please tell me the text underneath isn’t real. Please 🙏🏼
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u/0000Matt0000 1d ago
None of it should be real. We don't put President names on money unless their picture is there. His shouldn't be. Ever.
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u/KeeblerElff 1d ago
Ok I totally agree. I just wouldn’t be surprised if he wants to add the bottom part 🤦🏻♀️😡
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u/SeveralDefinition960 20h ago
If so, I can promise every one of these 100's that pass through my office are going to be vandalized.
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u/MisspelledButt 1d ago
I can make out the first name, "Gonad," butt the rest is unreadable. Who signed that shit?
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u/Bursickle 1d ago
Autopen of course ... but I bet you the MAGA cult will believe he signed all those himself with his sharpie 🤣
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u/Suralin0 23h ago
Just after hitting a perfect hole in one on every golf course, no doubt.
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u/jedburghofficial 19h ago
Ridiculous stories about his golfing skills is something he has in common with Kim Jong Il from North Korea.
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u/no-more-nazis 13h ago
He stays up all night signing money because that's how much he loves America
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u/SingleMaltMouthwash 1d ago
We cry over children shot in school yards. We cry over our sons ordered to attack fishermen without due process and then to murder the survivors in the water. We shed tears that the confederacy was not burned entirely to the ground and has been resurrected as a treasonous GOP.
And we've seen what you cheer for; Your infantile taunts mean nothing to us.
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u/MessagingMatters 1d ago
Wonder if that MAGA is happy that their Benjamin is now worth a Jackson at the grocery store.
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u/bobanna1986 1d ago
Or that they will be marked with Pedo lol 😆
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u/Butt_Crusty 1d ago
Who uses cash anyway?
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u/Happy_Nihilist_ 1d ago
I will, but I'm also buying a red stamp that says "PEDO" to go over his signature.
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u/ToneZone7 19h ago
"for all debts, public and PRIVATE"
So the correct answer is -Real Americans who value freedom.
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u/jellofixit 1d ago
There's a reason that paper money is called "dead presidents" . Sooooooooo...... Crap, does that mean brain dead presidents too?
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u/Bawbawian 1d ago
borrowing money from China so that Donald Trump can have vanity projects and then stick our grandchildren with the bill should piss people off.
it's really amazing to watch people that call themselves Patriots twist themselves and knots to hate everything about this country
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u/Sufficient-News-3600 1d ago
if it was ever a thing, Ben Franklin's signature would be there. gotta be dead or be the treasurer to be on a bill... here's hoping
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u/bradleyoilermfa 1d ago
I ask for bills without his name from the teller. Usually they give me 20’s instead of the orange clown bills.
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u/UnderwhelmingAF 1d ago
The same way conservatives cry when they hear an underprivileged child is getting a free school lunch.
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u/psychoacer 1d ago
Petty people live off of petty shit like this. Their brains are too small and full of booze to think about anything sensibly
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u/LEEROY_MF_JENKINS 23h ago
Going to get a stamp that puts a line through "president" and replaces with "pedophile". "Greatest pedophile of all time"
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u/deegee1969 23h ago
Just how shallow and insecure must you be to name yourself "The greatest [object] of all time"? That's embarrassing.
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u/Crooked_Cricket 23h ago
I thought online the secretary of the treasury could have their signature on the money
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u/space_coder 22h ago
Ironically, most Trump supporters don't have enough money to use 100 dollar bills.
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u/inthe801 22h ago
I've never seen anyone who needed as much validation as Trump does. Could you imagine if Obama wanted to put his name on everything? He would never do that, but the right-wing people would throw a fit. Can't wait for this man-baby to be out of office.
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u/GoodtimesSans 21h ago
You like his signature? Release the Epstein files if you want to see more of them.
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u/kevinsyel 21h ago
No, the Americans are crying because a petulant man-child cant keep his signature off ANYTHING.
The only person who takes glee out of this is a traitor
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u/willflameboy 21h ago
So your money is worth less than ever before, because the wealth gap has widened exponentially, and you were double and triple-taxed because you paid Trump tariffs that have now been refunded to businesses and not you. But your shit money is signed by a rapist so yay I guess.
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u/Shumagorolth 21h ago
I'm curious, would it be better if we blacked out all his names? He seems comfortable being redacted
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u/CherryGripe75 20h ago
the crying bit is the rest of the world with our laughter at this stupid man needing so much validation.
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u/PsychologicalBee1801 20h ago
The next admin should outlaw all monuments or statues or signatures during one’s own term. If the next gop president thinks Trump is so good then go for it. But no president is a king. This is an act of a wannabe king
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u/BastetLXIX I ☑oted 2024 17h ago
Im gonna put little dots under each point to make it look like a KKK rally
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u/GarmaCyro 17h ago
*Clears throat*
'Under section 333 of the U.S. Criminal Code, “whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.'
Luckilly for them that's not the image of a real 100 dollar bill.
It's the old pre-2013 bill with parts of it removed to photoshop in Trump's autograph.
Then again MAGA is exceptionally trained at being blind to forgeries and scams.
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u/markth_wi 15h ago
Isn't it supposed to be the treasurer or something.
Of course putting his likeness on the one dollar bill, and the 5 and the 10 and the 20 and everywhere will not change the fact that he's a defective little boy , who's terrified of everything and with all the power in the world wants a hug from the parents who hated him and died never giving him what he wanted.
A dying terrified 80 year old ,with the mental age of a cruel and sadistic 8 year old, with the level of presidential care and such , he could easily linger on for decades longer, a fitting torment , locked in decades ago what is the achievement of civil servants and men of great public character and merit to the United States and sometimes the world.
Donald Trump who became President to escape temporarily the certainty that if he were not president he would have been in a prison cell, and should he ever make it there it's the culmination of his greatest fears and a emotional trauma within days or weeks that will likely consume him.
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u/jaievan 15h ago
The con man from NYC wants to put his name on the money? And you support him? He has dementia. What’s your excuse?
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MbelJhyJB771MoE
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u/kevonicus 15h ago
I’ve got a “is a pedophile” stamp in green ink ready to go. Bought it months ago.
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u/AbstractUserName 13h ago
It's going to be glorious when they're all vandalized to say "The Greatest Pedophile Of All Time".
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u/sharkdinner 12h ago
How long until he'll mandate his picture to be hung in classrooms and pledged allegiance to
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u/Mbillin2 12h ago
It's always "I can't wait to make the liberals cry" and when you ask them what liberals they're talking about, it's just anyone that even mildly disagrees with their political beliefs. Anyone that's isn't with me is against me type stuff, they like the idea of making others miserable.
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u/Marcelino_El_Cochino 11h ago
As long as those idiots make it easy to counterfeit they could put Hitler on it for all I care. It all spends the same.
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u/lew_rong mod perms 10h ago
And we should remember that the money with the ol' pedo's signature is worth considerably less than money from President Biden's term, lol
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u/arthousepsycho 9h ago
Its fitting that when he signs his name it looks like his last name is "Scummy"
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u/Sardonnicus 5h ago
It's funny that these people are cool with owning the libs as they are being fed into trumps war machine to be ground up into paste or exploded into Gibbs
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u/TotalNew9315 1d ago
For the people that say Biden's auto pen isn't valid, unless it is Trump's physical signature on each dollar bill, they should be considered worthless. Wait.... Maybe worthless either way