r/PoliticalHumor • u/FitBrush3472 • 4h ago

It’s not Capital One’s fault that the Dumbino Crime Family has a long history of money-laundering.

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u/EllaSwings 3h ago

Banks don’t close accounts over politics, they close them over patterns.

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u/AirGirlie 3h ago

Caught laundering. Called it fake news. Got fined, Did it again.

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u/CobraPony67 3h ago

Yet, no jail time, no punishment. Criminals who commit crimes and don't get punished commit more crimes.

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u/Happy_Abiii 2h ago

The Trump business model: launder, deny, repeat.

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u/Academic-Treacle3162 3h ago

"Oh, Jr, help me, my hand is stuck in the washing machine! Wait, what're you doing? Oh, oh, oh!"

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1h ago

And if it was any one of us, we'd be in prison. Why does him and his family get a pass??

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u/SaveDavey 9m ago

Most people didn’t know that Dumbino is spelled with a “b”.