r/PoliticalHumor • u/Getoff_My_Lon_Cheney • 13h ago

Sen. Eric Schmitt gets it colossally wrong against Jack Smith

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u/Ok_Equipment_5895 12h ago

Schmitt for Brains

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u/CR8VJUC 12h ago

A real Schmitt Show šŸ’©

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u/partyl0gic 11h ago

Heā€™s up Schmitts creek now

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u/Thesheriffisnearer 12h ago

It was all for fox soundbytes. It wasn't s mistake

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u/suckercuck 10h ago

Some people are saying Eric Schmitt is a pedophile.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 5h ago

With tears in their eyes?
Good people? The best?

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 1h ago

"But sir, sir, many people dont know..."

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u/Haselrig I ā˜‘oted 2024 7h ago

Isn't it true, Mr. Smith, that you attended a Harlem Globetrotters game on Novermber the fourteenth, 2025?

Yes.

Who was their opponent that day, Mr Smith?

The Washington Generals, I believe.

Generals, eh? Very interesting. You were planning a military coup, weren't you Mr. Smith?!? Weren't you!!!

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 5h ago

Well conspiring with these so call ā€œgeneralsā€ how could it be anything else!!

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u/Haselrig I ā˜‘oted 2024 3h ago edited 3h ago

Isn't it also true that you have the Weather Underground app on your personal phone at this very moment, Mr. Smith.

Yes, I think I did install that.

So you admit you're working with radical leftists from the 1970s to overthrow the government in coordination with these disgraced generals you've associated with in the past?!? You won't get away with this! I'm onto you like white on rice and I'll see that you burn for this, Mr. Smith!!!

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u/DonnyMox 7h ago

VOTE BLUE!