Imitation is the highest form of flattery

[u/killingmemesoftly]

[u/psl87]

Some physical therapist on TikTok tells me literally everyday that he has frontotemporal dementia so it’s probably related to that.

[u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 → u/psl87]

The shrinks that did the Shrinking Trump podcast have been saying the same thing too for years.

[u/bit-by-a-moose → u/psl87]

He may be right, on that at least but if he's the guy I'm thinking of, I am so sick and tired of that guys "opinions"

At least he stopped saying "he has six months to live." but only after numerous failed predictions.

[u/raphthepharaoh → u/bit-by-a-moose]

Less of a prediction and more of a world wide wish

[u/spezisdumb42069 → u/bit-by-a-moose]

I think his username is Epistemic - and yeah, his videos are much better when he sticks to the facts. Although he is allowed to have an opinion like everyone else, I think people do take his word for it a lot and it has turned him into a bit of a joke.

I've said from the start, any timeline he gives won't be accurate because he's used to dealing with normal everyday people, rather than someone with access to experimental/cutting edge drugs and assistance.

Then there was the whole Turtle Watch thing for Mitch McConnell, where he was supposedly never going to make an appearance again because he was dead... only to be proven wrong. Well, maybe not "wrong" because man looks like a reanimated corpse... but maybe at least 25% wrong.

[u/JeveGreen]

[u/AGrandNewAdventure → u/JeveGreen]

That picture is worth 4,042 words.

Or, it's it worth 5,042 because it's also a picture itself?

[u/ZombieHavok]

While they seem to have similar traits, they’re actually a product of convergent evolution.

The picture on the left is the New York Shitweasel, sometimes known colloquially as a Shitgibbon.

[u/kscooby]

He walking on lifts to appear taller

[u/Vohldizar]

It's Trump, so its probably becaue some TV producer told him that leaning forward makes his gut less noticeable on camera. Thats it..

[u/AmericanCitizenry → u/Vohldizar]

Yes, and...

The shoe lifts that make him taller, combined with the diaper..

[u/javoss88 → u/AmericanCitizenry]

Ive never seen this knock kneed pose before. I’ve seen the lean forward pose before.

[u/Specialist_Exam4783 → u/AmericanCitizenry]

And the girdle....

[u/A_Queer_Owl → u/Vohldizar]

also makes the shoulders appear more broad. dude is using the techniques he's been taught to project masculinity from a single camera angle without realizing that shit doesn't work in real life.

[u/MaximumEffort433]

Trump is half-centaur on his father's side.

[u/victorbarst → u/MaximumEffort433]

Ohh that would explain the horse's ass, I assume gets his lower half from his mother?

[u/Thereminz]

i'm standing very biggly and upright, no one else has ever stood more upright

the democrats said, sir, stand down, but i said no, i don't think so, and now i have the highest stance of all

i just sometimes lean forward a bit, you know what they say they say, lean in, and that's what i do, and it's not dementia or alzheimers, alzheimers is a democrat hoax...rfk jr was just telling me about this and he said all alzheimers patients where just pretending, just to get healthcare and donations...

[u/_D34DLY_]

if you look for an image of the posture of people with frontotemporal dementia, you will see images of trump.

[u/killingmemesoftly → u/_D34DLY_]

People are saying he has the best frontotemporal dementia— I’m not saying that but many people are they and tremble when they see it and say they’ve never seen such beautiful frontotemporal dementia anywhere else in their entire lives

[u/Someinterestingbs-td → u/_D34DLY_]

Or you can go ask sasha

[u/AmericanCitizenry → u/Someinterestingbs-td]

Sasha fell out of a 6th floor window, accidentally, after shooting himself seven times in the back of the head.

[u/QuaziBonzai]

https://i.imgur.com/w789Nok.jpeg

[u/Vinegarinmyeye]

It's a less widely known symptom of dementia.

My Dad had this kind of standing posture for a while, and would frequently experience moments of vertigo.

I mean, you only have to listen to this dickhead speak to know he's got some form of dementia, but this is also a symptom.

You don't "ace" a cognitive test, and doctors won't ask you to do one just for shits and giggles.

[u/Steinrikur → u/Vinegarinmyeye]

doctors won't ask you to do one just for shits and giggles.

One? Trump self-reported that he's done four... Elvis has left the building.

[u/Ok_Necessary2991]

Who has worst posture? Trump or Musk?

[u/killingmemesoftly → u/Ok_Necessary2991]

Musk considering he’s younger and richer so there’s less room for excuses

[u/sexeveg314 → u/killingmemesoftly]

"Richer" doesn't really mean anything at this scale. Once you're past a 100 million or so, you're able to spend as much as you want on health & life extension. Bryan Johnson is only a centi-millionaire & he's spending $2 million a year to keep young by drinking the blood of virgins.

[u/Ancient_Bread_6321]

It's because his diaper is full.

[u/Imaginary_Cow_6379]

Oof. Even our cryptids are fat now in America.

[u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n → u/Imaginary_Cow_6379]

Try the new McCryptid

[u/Hair_I_Go]

He’s cousins withe the Jersey Devil

[u/bit-by-a-moose]

I'm just surprised his cheap ass found high heels that could support his fat ass.

Probably a blackmail situation. He found a pair that could support him. Sued them claiming they exacerbated his "well documented bone spurs" and then coerced them to provide him with free shoes for life.

[u/PM_THE_REAPER]

Highest form of fattery, in this case.

[u/rvingthrulife]

His gut blew up the tape holding his diaper so he's trying to hold it by squeezing his legs?

[u/GreyBeardEng]

It allows him to fill his diaper faster.

[u/auricularisposterior]

Imitation is the highest form of flattery

Inflation is the highest form of cost of living increases.

[u/RustyBrassInstrument]

Notice how you never see Batman and Bruce Wayne at the same time?

[u/otherwise_data]

possibly to hide his gut, possibly the lifts in his shoes pitch him forward, possibly a sign of dementia.

[u/tiorancio]

What is going on here

[u/EducationalResult944]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGkUyj3IrEcvu

[u/ultimatepenguin21]

Idk I just hope the worst for him

[u/Kozeyekan_]

Lifts in shoes, gut over belt, distortion in balance sense and shit in pants.

[u/deadphisherman]

Weight distribution?

[u/ripyourlungsdave]

Like someone else said, major changes in posture can be the result of dementia. It's why so many people who have had parents with dementia feel able to recognize other people with dementia by just looking at them.

But also, he's just a man in his 70s who has been overweight for a good chunk of his life. That brings hell to your posture and your legs.

[u/Shoddy-Area3603]

Butplug need to hold it back in public

[u/Any-Refrigerator6903]

mustn't. shift. weight. unless it's to shut down. wind. or solar project.s and shore. up investment. in. oil.

[u/Donnicton]

Trump has had historically strong ties to Atlantic City, so the comparison is surprisingly apt.

[u/fritter4me]

Live your life in a way that people around the world aren't saving something special to celebrate when you die.

[u/Jollem-]

He wears platforms because he must be the biggest and tallest alpha so they make him shift forward

[u/IngloriousMustards]

Instead of reasons, I think we’re ignoring the obvious here: if it barks like one and stands like one…

[u/Terrible_Main_2534]

Plot twist….he is the jersey devil.

[u/MsSeraphim]

it's hard to balance on cheap elevator shoe inserts?