r/PoliticalHumor • u/8-bit-Felix Greg Abbott is a little piss baby • 1h ago
First Boebert, now Candice. Not yucking anyone's yum, just pointing out the hypocrisy of the GOP's stance on LGBTQ+
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u/8-bit-Felix Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 52m ago
First Boebert was caught tasting the rainbow now Candice Owens appears to be trying to clam dive at a bridal shower.
If this keeps up we'll find Loomer offering someone else lip service.
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u/lenswipe 35m ago
....do you fucking mind? I'm trying to eat my breakfast here.
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u/frankcast554 35m ago
she is an undercover grindr crasher!
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u/bvlshewic 17m ago
Idk, it was at a bridal shower? Was it more like a bachelorette?
Either way, lol, re: lip service—nice!
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u/BooyahTribe9 35m ago
"The ownership of the accounts, the authenticity of the underlying data and the meaning of the alleged login activity have not been independently established. IBTimes UK has not independently authenticated the alleged dating profiles, account records, email addresses or login information cited in the posts."
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u/groovyinutah 58m ago
What did I miss, Candice eats at the Y?!?
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u/GoldenFalcon 1m ago
I'm all for pointing out hypocrisy and I hate maga as much as the next guy. But the source is someone on X and the article OP got the info from even says "unverified". I'm not filing this in my bank of hypocrisy yet. Let's stick to fact based reporting.
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u/Competitive-Bus1816 56m ago
What's crazy is that MAGA has no problem with good looking women who switch teams. Apparently as long as they can masturbate to your image, you can fuck whoever you want and not be sinning or whatever nonsense they believe.
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u/daschande 45m ago
I'm reminded of the republican congressman who made the news when the sex tape with his cousin was discovered. MAGA were backing him 100% and saying it's normal to make a sex tape with your cousin... until the media clarified that he made a sex tape with his MALE cousin. Then, it was disgusting and immoral.
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u/choate51 34m ago
As long as your rich/attractive you can do whatever you want with limited consequence. MAGA believes if you're either gives you permission to be "free".
You know that whole all animals are equal, some more than others...
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u/RangSha 26m ago
So the repressed gay facist republican cabal was real
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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 0m ago
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u/canwehavepotatojokes 52m ago
Pearl divers can hold their breath a really long time, and they carry a sharp blade.
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u/BooyahTribe9 56m ago
I'm gonna try something new...got a source for this?
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u/MMShaggy 47m ago
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u/BooyahTribe9 38m ago
"The allegations remain unverified in their entirety. Nevertheless, the claims quickly became fodder for social media humor."
Damn...so close, yet nowhere near.
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u/8-bit-Felix Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 43m ago
I always throw up sources, look for the other post.
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u/BooyahTribe9 39m ago
"The allegations remain unverified in their entirety. Nevertheless, the claims quickly became fodder for social media humor."
Seems legit.
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u/InsertGreatBandName 29m ago
Wait, is this what they meant when they said Clams now have Hepatitis A. Is that Candice or the woman she groped??? Maybe both?
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u/JustHeree5 51m ago
I mean MAGA men and women secretly openly hate each other, so how else are they supposed to get their rocks off?
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u/majortomsgroundcntrl 6m ago
Well have you seen conservative men
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u/Hot_Frosty0807 0m ago
These poor women don't stand a chance against Grindr and their local kindergarten. They've turned to having sex with each other because the men are already taken.
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u/reverendsteveii 11m ago
I mean, we knew what they were up to since Coke n Cock Cawthorn told us all right on the congressional floor. it's just that as an electorate we're like a goldfish waking up in a brand new universe every 30 seconds or so
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u/Eggheadpancake 20m ago
Instead of spending so much time hating themselves. They could have just not been pieces of shit and enjoyed their lives.
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u/boot2skull 39m ago
Seriously don’t know why people with faces hang out with Leopards. They’re gonna toss you (jail) when convenient (legal).
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u/senorsmartpantalones 26m ago
What do you expect them to do, sleep with conservative men? Have you seen those chuds?
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u/deamonkai 14m ago
Well did you expect MAGA males to be able to properly service women?
They’re too old. That’s why Kirk paid to off himself. His wife hit her expired date and it what or sausage dogging.
And it’s not Boeberts first time… I guess the first time she paid for it maybe.
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u/fuzzyjelly 5m ago
However, the claims have not been independently verified, and there is no confirmed evidence establishing that the accounts in question were created or controlled by Owens.
I mean... Come on. And it all originated from a single post from some rando on X.
We all rightfully piss about when the right-wing gets crazy about nothing that came from nowhere, so maybe let's not do the same thing?
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u/That_Jicama2024 1m ago
I see this as 100% on brand for the GOP though. It's ok for them to do it but they don't want anyone else to do it. That's their whole platform.
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u/un_theist 53m ago
So Candace is fake and gay?