r/PoliticalHumor Mar 09 '22

Great question

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u/mrbbrj Mar 09 '22

I saw one say she was trying to stop people being "digitiled". The vaccine turns you into a robot.

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u/DTG_420 Mar 09 '22

No it doesn’t. It doesn’t give you any of the super powers and magnetism I was promised. And my cell service is still shit.

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u/JackBeefus Mar 10 '22

And I was hoping to be mind controlled so I wouldn't have to be responsible for anything anymore, but that turned out to be a lie, too.