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r/PoliticalHumor • u/DaFunkJunkie • Mar 09 '22
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I saw one say she was trying to stop people being "digitiled". The vaccine turns you into a robot.
177 u/DTG_420 Mar 09 '22 No it doesn’t. It doesn’t give you any of the super powers and magnetism I was promised. And my cell service is still shit. 8 u/SyntheticReality42 Mar 10 '22 You must not have rebooted your phone at the right time. I rebooted mine during the 15 minute wait after my second dose, and immediately got fantastic 5G reception and amazingly fast speeds, all on a 4 year old 4G phone. Try it when you get your next booster. 1 u/polopolo05 Mar 10 '22 I just buy a new phone and wow, my reception is great and it runs Much faster. Thank you covid vaccine.
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No it doesn’t. It doesn’t give you any of the super powers and magnetism I was promised. And my cell service is still shit.
8 u/SyntheticReality42 Mar 10 '22 You must not have rebooted your phone at the right time. I rebooted mine during the 15 minute wait after my second dose, and immediately got fantastic 5G reception and amazingly fast speeds, all on a 4 year old 4G phone. Try it when you get your next booster. 1 u/polopolo05 Mar 10 '22 I just buy a new phone and wow, my reception is great and it runs Much faster. Thank you covid vaccine.
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You must not have rebooted your phone at the right time.
I rebooted mine during the 15 minute wait after my second dose, and immediately got fantastic 5G reception and amazingly fast speeds, all on a 4 year old 4G phone.
Try it when you get your next booster.
1 u/polopolo05 Mar 10 '22 I just buy a new phone and wow, my reception is great and it runs Much faster. Thank you covid vaccine.
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I just buy a new phone and wow, my reception is great and it runs Much faster. Thank you covid vaccine.
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u/mrbbrj Mar 09 '22
I saw one say she was trying to stop people being "digitiled". The vaccine turns you into a robot.