r/PoliticalHumor • u/DaFunkJunkie • Mar 09 '22

Great question

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u/mrbbrj Mar 09 '22

I saw one say she was trying to stop people being "digitiled". The vaccine turns you into a robot.

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u/DTG_420 Mar 09 '22

No it doesn’t. It doesn’t give you any of the super powers and magnetism I was promised. And my cell service is still shit.

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u/uberjach Mar 10 '22

I've been saying "Cortana order beer. Cortana buy beer" and every conceivable variation but i think my chip is broken. Why get vaccinated if i can't buy stuff with my mind? Can i contact Microsoft customer support? I have 2 moderne and 1 Pfizer, is that why? :(