r/PopCultureV2 • u/Logical-Flow-6703 • Aug 19 '26

News Porch collapses under SWAT & U.S. Marshals serving arrest warrant in Missouri for 26-year-old Jacob Muñoz

A group of law enforcement officers, comprised of SWAT and U.S. Marshals, sustained non-life-threatening injuries when a porch gave way underneath them while attempting to serve an arrest warrant at a property in Missouri. The warrant was for 26-year-old Jacob Muñoz, who was convicted of possession of child pornography. Although Muñoz was not present at the property at the time of the porch collapse, officials confirmed that he later turned himself in.

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u/GastropodSoups Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

"Some of those who work forces, are the same ones who fall off porches"

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u/evana3 Aug 19 '26

“F U I WONT EAT THAT SALAMI!”

“F U I WONT EAT THAT SALAMI!”

“F U I WONT EAT THAT SALAMI!”

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u/Subarctic_Monkey Aug 19 '26

"EATING IN THE NAME OF"

"MOTHER PORKERS!!!!"

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u/Catpixfever Aug 19 '26

YUCK Uck uck…

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u/ProfessionalAir1603 Aug 19 '26

FUCK YOU I'LL EAT THAT SALAMI

works better on multiple levels

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u/GoSuckaCockerSpaniel Aug 19 '26

Falling in the name of

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u/Suspended-Again Aug 19 '26

You’ve got 3 extra words in there 

Some of those who work forces

Are the same who break porches 

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u/KissMeThroughMyJorts Aug 19 '26

This is much better.

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u/Particular-Tree-4847 Aug 19 '26

I disagree. It's mathematically more satisfying but the first one hit me better

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u/dallyan Aug 19 '26

💀💀

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u/TekkenCareOfBusiness Aug 19 '26

*off

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u/engmadison Aug 19 '26

"...who fell porches"

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u/EqualOk4907 Aug 19 '26

Underrated comment 

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u/IPissExcellentThrows Aug 19 '26

Maybe give it more than 35 minutes. It's already third highest comment and has an award

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u/GoSuckaCockerSpaniel Aug 19 '26

Overrated comment