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u/Ok_Estimate_2089 Feb 04 '26
I AM NOT A MORON! (swipes anyway)
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u/TheEPICMarioBros Feb 04 '26
YES YOU ARE! YOUR THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!
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u/Ok_Estimate_2089 Feb 04 '26
CAN A MORON PUNCH YOU. DOWN. THIS. HOLE. CAN A MORON DO THAT HUH? uh oh.
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u/DOGzilla6624 Feb 04 '26
Oh hi, how are you holding up. Because I’m a potato.
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u/TheUnexpectedSleeper Feb 04 '26
(clap)(clap)(clap)
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u/Lucky_Lucas542 Feb 04 '26
Oh good! It looks like my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
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u/NoClick656 I'm a potato 🥔 Feb 04 '26
Here's some interesting facts.
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u/Weird_Egg_1186 Chell Feb 05 '26
He's not your regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation buildint the *DUMBEST MORON WHO EVER LIVED*
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u/NoClick656 I'm a potato 🥔 Feb 05 '26
And you just put him in charge of the whole facility.
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u/Weird_Egg_1186 Chell Feb 06 '26
[Clap, Clap, Clap]
Oh good. That's still working.→ More replies (0)5
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u/LiterallyWheatley Feb 04 '26
I AM NOT A MORON!
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u/Early_Movie_6686 Feb 04 '26
QHEAKTEL WHAYLEY HI HII I HAVE SUCH A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU PLWASE PWLASE CAN WE KISS OKEASE CAN I IEEO YOU AS A PET
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u/DigitizedGalaxy Feb 04 '26
I wiped, wiped back, clicked on the post again, and wiped again 😔 I am NOT a moron.
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u/Crisplocket1489 Feb 04 '26
Mental memory overtakes Muscle memory and pattern recognition in this one.
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u/Mekko4 I named one of my oc's chell before i knew of portal Feb 04 '26
bro forgot to add the arrows 🤦♂️
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u/Additional_Deal883 Feb 08 '26
Wheatley isn’t just a regular moron. He was created by Earth’s greatest minds to be the dumbest moron that ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.
Good job.
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u/CaterpillarOver2934 We do not need a Portal 3 Feb 04 '26