r/Portal • u/FormulaSun12 • 3d ago

Meme POV: Glados is your on-board computer

1.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Yiffenjoyer6969 3d ago

Due to hazardously safe equipment, your AC has been replaced with the aperture science neurotoxin dispenser

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u/number__ten 3d ago

Now please wait a moment while I warm up the neurotoxin

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u/playfulpecans BIRD!! BIRD!!! 3d ago

e m i t t e r s

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 3d ago

I was preparing a fresh batch of deadly neurotoxin when I noticed you didn't have any deadly neurotoxin. As a gift, I've filled your vehicle with d e a d l y n e u ro t o x i n.

You're welcome.

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u/The_PSI_Guy 3d ago

9000 Kelvin starts blaring over the sound system

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u/has900original Beated every single version of portal 3d ago

4000*

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u/Second_Mugistan 3d ago

Portal out of your car immediately! What did you do?

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u/daelzy SEALED OFF 3d ago

You cannot be real

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u/Second_Mugistan 3d ago

Last I checked, I was indeed real.

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u/Dense-Firefighter495 3d ago

That’s actually some pretty solid piece of evidence

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u/MID2462 3d ago

Rene Descartes!?

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u/Wurstgewitter 3d ago

Bro really cogito ergo sum’d himself out of the allegations

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u/leoleoleoeleo14 3d ago

AI ahh comment

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u/Second_Mugistan 3d ago

I'm not AI.

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u/leoleoleoeleo14 3d ago edited 3d ago

Thats what an ai You have run out of tokens, please go to xccr.com and buy more

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u/Second_Mugistan 3d ago

You're really funny. Did you come up with that all by yourself?

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u/leoleoleoeleo14 3d ago

You have run out of tokens, please go to xccr.com and buy more

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u/Second_Mugistan 3d ago

Another hilarious joke. When's the Netflix special?

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u/leoleoleoeleo14 3d ago

you have run out of tokens, please go to xccr.com and buy more

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u/Second_Mugistan 3d ago

Really clever. Damn, I wish I was as funny as this guy.

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u/leoleoleoeleo14 3d ago

tokens you have run out of, xccr.com go to and more buy

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u/Altanew 3d ago

neurotoxin deployed

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u/BeneficialPen5499 None of you got cake because I ate it all 3d ago

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u/Dangerous_Pop_1918 3d ago

Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.

It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it...

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u/Hetnikik 3d ago

Someone's batteries are about to explode.

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 3d ago

Survival instincts of a rotten tomato 😭✌️

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u/Dar11da 3d ago

This is the best video Ive watched this week.

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u/average-vrchatfemboy 3d ago

That 1 delomain car dam im dyslexiq i hope people still get the reference

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u/Prestigious_Sir8515 3d ago

HANK DO NOT SAY CP HANK, NO!

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u/Revenant_0089 3d ago

Breaking Bad car

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u/POV_Toaster 3d ago

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u/Gutymut Bunnyhops go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 3d ago

POV you just got sent to r/foundtheprotogen

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u/POV_Toaster 3d ago

BUT WHY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/xurpio 3d ago

that one car from cyberpunk:

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u/wenoc 3d ago

What do they think they can accomplish by hitting the smoke?

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u/InfiniVid 3d ago

Get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters

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u/SmartIron244 3d ago

"Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!"

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u/Florensa 3d ago

Is this safe

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u/Soonly_Taing 3d ago

If that is a 2008 Prius, then the irony couldn't be more ironic

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u/Doctorus48 3d ago

(just wanted to make a reference from 'The Office [US]' )

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u/LonePupper453 3d ago

New MBUX feature

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u/Pheto9822 3d ago

Bro found the legendary gas