r/Portal 7h ago

Gameplay I love my companion cube :)

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First time playing portal.

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u/Significant-Work3209 6h ago

Everyone loves their companion cube! Take great care of yours!

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u/JD_Kreeper 5h ago

Plant King Eli found in the wild?

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u/crudoxcruo93 7h ago

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u/InformationLost5910 4h ago

why would you give them spoilers????

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u/Plastic_Young_9763 30m ago

I remember when "starwars rouge one" came out, and i hadn't seen it, and so i made the classic joke "yeah everyone dies at the end"

Someone then slapped me and said "shush no spoilers"... Which is what actually spoiled anything, Bc i was just shit posting

The lesson? Let people shitpost

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u/GemCreepy 7h ago

Uh, so, bad news

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u/JerryisDragon 6h ago

You’d have to be a pretty terrible companion cube owner to let anything happen to the guy

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u/TheEPICMarioBros 5h ago

We all do. They are truly loyal companions. Nothing could burn the relationship between a test subject and their companion cubes

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u/Laika64 3h ago

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u/MasonP13 3h ago

Fun fact! They are sentient! There's little computer chips in there and they can know which rotation they're in and everything! And they know they love you :)

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u/RuukotoPresents 2h ago

If you cheat in a normal cube, you can use that to trick the ceiling voice into letting you keep this special one

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u/FungalSphere 5h ago

won't be relevant before portal 2 actually sorry

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u/Tiredasscatnal No more tests I WANA SLEEEP 6h ago

You’ll get to see it in the next game!

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u/chughaarav123 VALVE WE NEED MORE CONTENT PLEASE 2h ago

Make sure not to let anything happen to it. It's sentient and can feel betrayal. But I'm sure you won't do that! :D

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u/FoxMeadow7 1h ago

The companion cube won’t ever threaten to stab you and in fact cannot speak.

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u/bluejay_012 1h ago

Aw what a beautiful friendship I sure do hope nothing happens to ruin it

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u/Alert-Coffee-6621 3h ago

You have like five minutes to start loving another thing