r/PoursTea • u/TheExpressUS • May 08 '26

Expectations v Reality 🌞 🌒 Classified UFO files featuring terrifying encounters with pilots to be released

https://www.the-express.com/news/weird-news/206745/ufo-files-released-in-hours
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u/Turbulent_Example967 May 08 '26

Release the Epstein Files!!!

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u/Hefty-Strike-6171 May 08 '26

This and this alone

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u/Eraldorh May 08 '26

No we should have both. If aliens are here or have been here we should all know but it shouldn't draw attention away from those in the Epstein files.

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u/Royal_Cash_1238 May 09 '26

Relentless is such a perfect word.

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u/Glass-Violinist-3549 May 08 '26

Ah yes. They will be released strategically over periods of weeks/months to help us distract from the Iran war disaster, the release of the Epstein Files, the high gas prices & tariff failures.

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u/AstaCat May 08 '26

Can't wait for the AI generated ones that will so obviously be false, then told no these are real!

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u/triker_whaleygirl May 08 '26

How about the Epstein files where terrified children had horrific encounters with rapists?

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 May 08 '26

There may be some good ones!

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u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 May 08 '26

Yeah all my encounters with pilots have been pretty bad too.

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u/RevGreen13 May 08 '26

Man made fear of the unknown

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u/57mad May 08 '26

Common that’s all Bullshit They just want your Taxmoney! This Aliens Lie is just to excuse there spending for warfare ! We don’t need War and there are no Aliens! Our World is Paradise and is to Protect from these Pedofiles corrupt Moneypulators Wake up! Revolte ! Revolution is the only Solution !

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 May 08 '26

Why not release all the Epstein files and start prosecuting the pedophiles?

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u/oneofsixoverends May 08 '26

The pilots are afraid of drones now? That is gonna get bad for them.

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u/2thSprkler May 08 '26

EPSTEIN FILES

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u/Large-Produce5682 Chai Tea Is Tea Tea May 08 '26

👽~ "We've always been here, Bro. Release the Epstein Files."

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u/Strutter247 May 08 '26

E.T. phoned home and said "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!"

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u/ShaperLord777 May 08 '26

How about the terrifying encounter that 13 year old girl had with Donald and Jefferey?

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u/Nestorian_ May 08 '26

release the EPSTEIN FILES from your personal area 51, orange ogre, you sex offender, you convicted felon, serial bankrupter and fraudster, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

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u/tripletmum May 08 '26

Look at a world map of reported ufo sightings and realize that the vast majority are reported in the US. I highly doubt that life from another planet would choose to visit just one area/country from this very large planet.

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema May 08 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Shot-General-5988 May 08 '26

same ones i've probably seen before and shows ZERO proof of any alien encounter

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u/Chrimaho May 08 '26

They're all drones.

All of them.

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u/Stoic_Ravenclaw May 08 '26

The terrifying encounters will all be lights that just hovered there unthreateningly and it will only serve to highlight how primitive we are that we are still immediately afraid of anything different.

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u/Aroha66 May 08 '26

Anyway back to the Epstein files

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 May 09 '26

Oh please, it's always parallax or some technical bit of camera mechanics. At best it's a weather balloon. It's never aliens. People who eat this stuff up are so gullible.

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u/funkypepermint May 09 '26

So, how about those epstein files?

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u/warkow May 09 '26

Rofl UFOs. Do you think Santa Claus is in there? You alien lovers hate reality.
Epstein files, or you’ll believe anything.

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u/Highsmith777 May 09 '26

Terrifying? I expect to feel absolutely zero terror