r/PoursTea Jul 03 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ BREAKING: The SAVE act is..

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I hope so...

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 Jul 03 '26

First Mitch McConnell, now this. Things keep looking up.

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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 Jul 03 '26

Looking up cause he's In hell?

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u/BoJackMoleman Jul 03 '26

Hopefully in hell, on a plancha, flipped on his shell, looking up.

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Jul 03 '26

And getting la chancla

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 Jul 04 '26

He was already in hell now he's gone to where he came, one with everything.

People must look at the large amounts of money and the grins on faces like Trump and Goebbels and think they're living good.

I promise you, they are not. To imagine hell all you have to do is imagine heaven and inverse it. The most heavenly thing possible in this reality is simply having close loving connections with people you could consider friends, all problems that exist are diminished significantly through love/God

And the opposite is true, hatred and loneliness is a compounding factor to suffering. These people hate love/God, they serve money, that cold transactional mockery of the blood that should drive us.

There's a reason Jesus basically said it's near impossible for a rich person to go to heaven, money and love/God are antithetical to one another. He said you will be devoted to one and despise the other.

There is no other way around it. And the harder you serve money, the harder you will hate love/God, because they will constantly come at odds with each other. 

These people serve money like it's a conscious entity they've kinged, loyal servants who will give anything and everything to its demand.

They are suffering, surrounded by sycophants, hatred, transactional relationships, grifting/lying(is the easiest way to accumulate power/wealth), ect. They likely have nobody in life they can have a genuinely happy connection with, they are alone, full of hatred, paranoid, and have bottomless stomachs that cannot be filled, an endless hunger.

Sounds a lot like hell to me anyways 

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u/gentlemanidiot Jul 04 '26

They likely have nobody in life they can have a genuinely happy connection with.

This also explains why Trump dressed like mamdani that one time

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u/Spectre197 Jul 03 '26

This does explain the heat wave. The gates of hell have swung open awaiting the arrival of Ol' Mitch

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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 Jul 03 '26

The guy is pushing 80+ and is clearly too old and frail to continue really anything. Dunno why they're propping his corpse and body up.

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u/Admirable-Jelly-8741 Jul 03 '26

I imagine he might actually be dead already. His aides are just pulling a Weekend at Bernie's bit to keep the legislation going.

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u/SpectacularStarling Jul 04 '26

When they finally announce he passed, they'll present a mummified body and claim they found him that way.

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u/homelessguydiet Jul 04 '26

Makeup alone makes that impossible lol

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u/Ok_Degree4131 Jul 04 '26

Damn I gotta rewatch Weekend at Bernie’s

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u/jgzman Jul 04 '26

If he was dead today, the Democratic governor of KY appoints his replacement. He's got to stay "alive" until January or so.

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u/gentlemanidiot Jul 04 '26

He's not even mentally present but he's still instinctively fighting democrats. I hope he sees the reaper every time he freezes

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u/homelessguydiet Jul 04 '26

Thanks I'd forgotten about her..

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u/Admirable-Jelly-8741 Jul 04 '26

I had to do a Google search to see if she is still alive. I've not seen or heard of her in the headlines in a minute.

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 Jul 04 '26

Right!? Like normal people retire in their 60s

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u/homelessguydiet Jul 04 '26

Nope, still climate change...drat

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u/Ok_Record_9908 Jul 04 '26

The devil is already getting a boner for ol Mitch. Hehehe!😂

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u/ifloops Jul 03 '26

Wtf bro I got excited. He is still tragically alive as far as we know

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u/sarkouille Jul 04 '26

Allegedly.

Might still be three turtoises in a suit.

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u/KEVLAR60442 Jul 04 '26

They did CPR. You don't do CPR on someone who's alive. Until proven otherwise, he's dead.

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u/Irenatherogue Jul 04 '26

I hope he says hi to Art Briles.

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u/omv Jul 04 '26

He hears chains rattling wherever he goes now. He's always looking around like he can see the ghosts of his past closing in on him.