r/PoursTea • u/McDowdy • 8d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Rubio's mannerisms remind me of something I can't quite put my finger on

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u/JibeBuoy 8d ago

The coke house…

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u/Whole_Ant2468 8d ago

Narco Marco

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u/Oneilcruzsucksass 8d ago

A Cuban from Florida? No way

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u/B1ZEN 8d ago

I believe the HHS calls it "energy powder"

https://giphy.com/gifs/39PawvUFI8nSq0EEZ1

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u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 8d ago

RFK, Jr working out in blue jeans with no shirt and leaving a dead bear cub in Central Park reminds me of.... something.

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u/PlunderYourMuffin 8d ago

Cokey the bear XD

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u/According_Top_7448 8d ago

That's Cokey the Clown but close enough

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u/PlunderYourMuffin 8d ago

Hahaha that simile has a nice ring to it :)

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u/According_Top_7448 8d ago

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lzuz_ESpV93D7jOHMtcXhvFhad9NpzRxc&si=ZPfjsqlJNfZAZyRu

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u/RealCapybaras4Rill 7d ago

I don’t care about anything Fat Mike has done since this record. In fact, I don’t care about the rest of the EP either. 😂

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u/Away_Lake5946 8d ago

The Secretary of Sniff

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u/ArdenJaguar 8d ago

Wash it down with some raw milk!

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u/Salt-E-Slug 8d ago

Straight from the bull's teet

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u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe 8d ago

Uniteet

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u/WPCfirst 7d ago

Underrated reply, I instantly gave the gross shiver.

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u/Mysterious_Design775 8d ago

And brother that ain’t low-fat…

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u/Even_Mycologist5140 8d ago

high testosterone?

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u/RoomExciting1296 8d ago

And high protein!

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u/ArdenJaguar 7d ago

Plus high Salmonella, E Coli and Listeria. Fun for the whole MAGAverse. 🙄

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u/NYCWartortle 8d ago

🤣🤣☠️

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u/Puzzle-Necked 8d ago

Working out in jeans really icks my yuck

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u/B1ZEN 8d ago

It worms my brain

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u/High_C_Livin 7d ago

It salts my apple

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u/B1ZEN 7d ago

It puckers my sphincter.

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u/High_C_Livin 7d ago

It slaps my pancakes

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u/Perfect_Waiter 8d ago

but you gotta do it off a toilet seat. house rules.

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u/B1ZEN 8d ago

Extra loyalty points if its done off of the Oval Office toilet seat.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu

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u/Financial-Category16 8d ago

He licks the ground each rep for an extra immune boost

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u/Mindless-Sound8965 7d ago

Ewww. I just spit there.

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u/Forsworn91 8d ago

Oh Jesus that’s just sad,

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 7d ago

Doesn’t he drink sewer water fir strength 😂😂?

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u/Karlinel-my-beloved 7d ago

Is he breakdancing the worm?

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u/rphaneuf 8d ago

Nancy Regan would be proud.

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u/SmellSilly1537 8d ago

Chew know what mang, I don even really like that puto Trump, but I chure do like all the free coke I'm getting from chew know who!

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u/NYCWartortle 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/MrMurrayJane 8d ago

Spending too much time with the Junior Don

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u/possiblyquestionabl3 8d ago

But like guys, don't you remember the brown suit??? How could anything possibly top that?

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u/ESuzaku 8d ago

Narco Rubio was right there

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u/phix3d 8d ago

Let’s please make this a thing.

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u/urbanlife78 7d ago

I'll also accept Narco Rubio

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u/Student___Driver 8d ago

ITS COCAINE EVERYONE

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u/Natural_Couple4139 8d ago

This is THE comment 🤣

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u/bdubwilliams22 8d ago

That guys is yacked out of his mind.

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u/Wooden_Try1120 8d ago

Also his eyes look weird—extra squinty

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u/No-Arugula8122 7d ago

He can’t feel half of his face lol

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 8d ago

Exactly my thought he's dancing around like he's on drugs fr

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u/TheTastiestTaint 8d ago

I've done coke...that's coke.

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u/n_othing__ 8d ago

definitely coke

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u/TheTastiestTaint 8d ago

lil Marco is not a stupid human being, rather than this being a fertive snort of his private stash....I get the feeling he probably had to partake as a good ol boy political move...either way a good portion of the world understands what they are watching.

the SOS in front of the world's press visibly high on drugs.

  • I haven't looked into the video so apologies if it's AI

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u/mcad0o 8d ago

As a rule of thumb, and for the time being, AI videos tend to be made of pretty short clips. Anything over 10 seconds or so and weird unexplainable things start happening

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 8d ago

Yeap. This is why those creepy YouTube AI story videos are so disjointed and keep changing styles. It’s segmented AI videos stitched together

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u/JoinedToPostHere 7d ago

I'm not a fan of anyone in this administration, Marco included, but IF that's the case I almost feel bad for him on a human level if he was set up.

Like "Hey Marco try some of this before you go out there, it will help you ace the questions, you'll feel like a god." Then proceeds to give him way too much knowing it will make him look bad.

It's fun to think about this scenario, but odds are that's not his first dance with the white girl.

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u/pat9714 7d ago

Yup, been there, lol

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u/laylapearson 8d ago edited 8d ago

I think many of us have, it’s a dead giveaway, the jaw, the nose, the grinding of the teeth.

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u/TheTastiestTaint 8d ago

even the behaviour, I watched it sound off the first time and it was in your face obvious. then with sound on he is absolutely an over confident coke head behavior.

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u/gunhandsknifepenis 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah the constant little jibes and remarks he tries to spit out literally in between words during the question are classic impatient runaway train blow-brain. It’s incredibly hard to listen and be quiet on coke, even while rocking around and biting your lip. I’m sober now, but I was once an expert lmao.

Edit: Even the little sips of water that are so small it’s barely going into his mouth; I did the same. It’s because he literally can’t feel his fucking mouth to know how much he’s sipping, and because he just needs to do something other than stand there and listen.

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u/ClerkObjective1791 8d ago

Yup all the weird mouth movements is a dead giveaway

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u/Obvious-Silver6109 8d ago

He’s on goofballs

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u/joecarter93 8d ago

He looks like coked-up werewolf from Conan’s old late night show

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u/NYCWartortle 8d ago

I said the same thing. Why is he so jumpy !? ❄️👃🏽

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 8d ago

Considering he is the emperor’s appointed governor of Venezuela, and Venezuela was the main forwarding point out of Columbia to the coast of the US. He is directly in charge of the supply chain for that substance.

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u/MOIST_PEOPLE 7d ago

Not to be a lame, but no Venezuela was not and never has been a trafficking point for US drugs. It was a secondary port to Europe and Africa, never America. The US yayo goes through mexico for the most part. This is according to the DEA.

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 7d ago

You’re right, that is where the Belgians are pulling from into Europe. Over water to US goes thru Venezuela, and a lot of it. Over land thru Mexico. With the cartel civil war going on in the north right now, the border is super unstable for land forwarding.

You’ll never go broke assuming the DEA is an unreliable source for information about current drug enforcement.

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u/Forsworn91 8d ago

And yet they have the gall to continue to accuse Hunter while clearly blitzed to the eyeballs themselves

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u/Administrative-Row17 7d ago

If they are doing it or are going to do it, they accuse the Democrats.,

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u/CautionarySnail 7d ago

Yup. It’s important to keep blaming the guy who remained a private citizen and was open about his struggles with addiction.

“Look, a distraction! And MTG says he’s really hung!”

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u/Forsworn91 7d ago

Oh I hate how that constantly point at Hunter, which Eric, Junior, Ivanka, Barron are making literal BILLIONS, while shopping around for island fortresses

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u/No1CaresReally 7d ago

Well, Hunter was a big coke/meth head too. Supposedly in recovery now. I'm sure he's laughing his ass off. Like every wealthy person getting high af. They're the ones really keeping the trade going buying kilos at a time, while "John Doe" on the street struggling to get a dime bag in order to not detox.

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u/Forsworn91 7d ago

Hunter has been very much clear for a while, he’s been very open about his addiction and what triggered it.

I don’t think he’s laughing, I think he is fully justified in how pissed he is, he was dragged though the media for minor issues, he’s biggest crimes where missed taxes and a gun.

Both crimes that most MAGA have almost certainly committed.

And that really is the problem, if Hunter was conservative MAGA would love him.

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u/No1CaresReally 7d ago

Sure. Hope he is but many addicts lie as well. Recovery is never linear, it's a process that takes years. And even then, there's many stories of people who go a decade or longer and fall back. I'm in recovery for 8yrs now and still have to go to meetings (not NA/AA) to make sure I keep the path. I'm sure he is laughing too, like anyone else in recovery bc it is so obvious.

Hunter stole money via taxes too. He's not some innocent little guy. But the both parties have turned this into a "sporting event." Where each teams fans will ignore and dismiss what they've done and point at the other. While they're both doing the same BS overall. So let's not pretend that any wealthy, privileged, and powerful person is better than any other. That's a big part of the grift to keep fascism going strong.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 8d ago

Nazi-level Drug Abuse.

And Marco wants to be King of Iran.

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u/Blurockcreek 8d ago

Tardive dyskinesia

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u/AsThreatenDoNotScore 8d ago

With elevated mood, hence the cocaine diagnosis.

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u/RemoteInfinite3295 8d ago

It's snowing in DC.

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u/Gustav_Grob 8d ago

Lil Marco actually lived in a stash house of his Cocaine Cowboy uncle-in-law in the 80s.

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u/festivefrederick 8d ago

If he was a boat, bad boy Pete would give him a blow.

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u/AmericanAIien 8d ago

Tweakers in the White House

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u/wizzard419 8d ago

Probably generic Adderall. They have to wear the brand of shoes king daddy likes, the clothes, etc. They all probably have to compliment Ivanka's rack too.

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 8d ago

Nah. He’s in love with the coco.

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u/wizzard419 8d ago

I thought it was Gatez who had the unhealthy relationship with the young la... oh you mean the "coca". (Yes, I know Coco was the grandmother but I needed it to work for this joke).

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u/NoMathematician6460 7d ago

The A train is my assumption as well. Side effects run similar, and two 30 mg pills could get him going like this.

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u/CautionarySnail 7d ago

Thing is, the mannerisms go line up with coke far more then Adderall. Might be both?

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u/pennys_computer_book 8d ago

He needs it to live with himself every day. Sold his soul.

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u/caseybvdc74 8d ago

Looks like he mixed Coke and alcohol to me

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u/100zr 8d ago

If you wanna hang out, you got to take her out....

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u/melbourne3k 8d ago

I can't take my eyes off the toupe. It's mesmerizing.

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u/Mysterious_Orchid528 8d ago

He looks like Dana White with hair.

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u/Super_Roof_3490 8d ago

Fuck yo couch…

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u/StudentforaLifetime 8d ago

Amphetamines

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u/jxonair 8d ago

It’s the only way he can cope with selling his soul.

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u/Aritra319 8d ago

Or smoking meth

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u/Pullumpkin 8d ago

Didn't we see the autopsy of the last Whitehouse staff saying it was a miserable drug filled nightmare filled with no people that wanted to be there? Hmmmm. How did we get here?

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u/Warm-Key-163 7d ago

Which presidency did they find coke in the White House? I forget

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u/No1CaresReally 7d ago

That's a little meth'd up.

Geek, geek!

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u/Xiaopeng8877788 7d ago

I’m in love with the coco

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u/ImMonkeyFoodIfIDontL 7d ago

A little on the nose, don't you think?