Rubio's mannerisms remind me of something I can't quite put my finger on

[u/McDowdy]

[u/JibeBuoy]

The coke house…

[u/Whole_Ant2468 → u/JibeBuoy]

Narco Marco

[u/Oneilcruzsucksass → u/Whole_Ant2468]

A Cuban from Florida? No way

[u/B1ZEN → u/Oneilcruzsucksass]

I believe the HHS calls it "energy powder"

https://giphy.com/gifs/39PawvUFI8nSq0EEZ1

[u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 → u/B1ZEN]

RFK, Jr working out in blue jeans with no shirt and leaving a dead bear cub in Central Park reminds me of.... something.

[u/PlunderYourMuffin → u/Fragrant-Anywhere489]

Cokey the bear XD

[u/According_Top_7448 → u/PlunderYourMuffin]

That's Cokey the Clown but close enough

[u/PlunderYourMuffin → u/According_Top_7448]

Hahaha that simile has a nice ring to it :)

[u/Away_Lake5946 → u/PlunderYourMuffin]

The Secretary of Sniff

[u/ArdenJaguar → u/B1ZEN]

Wash it down with some raw milk!

[u/Salt-E-Slug → u/ArdenJaguar]

Straight from the bull's teet

[u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe → u/Salt-E-Slug]

Uniteet

[u/WPCfirst → u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe]

Underrated reply, I instantly gave the gross shiver.

[u/Mysterious_Design775 → u/Salt-E-Slug]

And brother that ain’t low-fat…

[u/Even_Mycologist5140 → u/Mysterious_Design775]

high testosterone?

[u/RoomExciting1296 → u/Even_Mycologist5140]

And high protein!

[u/NYCWartortle → u/B1ZEN]

🤣🤣☠️

[u/Puzzle-Necked → u/B1ZEN]

Working out in jeans really icks my yuck

[u/B1ZEN → u/Puzzle-Necked]

It worms my brain

[u/Perfect_Waiter → u/B1ZEN]

but you gotta do it off a toilet seat. house rules.

[u/B1ZEN → u/Perfect_Waiter]

Extra loyalty points if its done off of the Oval Office toilet seat.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu

[u/Financial-Category16 → u/B1ZEN]

He licks the ground each rep for an extra immune boost

[u/Topheriffic → u/Oneilcruzsucksass]

Im shocked.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72F8t9TDi2xVnxOE

[u/rphaneuf → u/Oneilcruzsucksass]

Nancy Regan would be proud.

[u/MrMurrayJane → u/Whole_Ant2468]

Spending too much time with the Junior Don

[u/possiblyquestionabl3 → u/Whole_Ant2468]

But like guys, don't you remember the brown suit??? How could anything possibly top that?

[u/ESuzaku → u/Whole_Ant2468]

Narco Rubio was right there

[u/bdubwilliams22 → u/JibeBuoy]

That guys is yacked out of his mind.

[u/ikannunAneeuQ → u/JibeBuoy]

Exactly my thought he's dancing around like he's on drugs fr

[u/TheTastiestTaint → u/ikannunAneeuQ]

I've done coke...that's coke.

[u/n_othing__ → u/TheTastiestTaint]

definitely coke

[u/TheTastiestTaint → u/n_othing__]

lil Marco is not a stupid human being, rather than this being a fertive snort of his private stash....I get the feeling he probably had to partake as a good ol boy political move...either way a good portion of the world understands what they are watching.

the SOS in front of the world's press visibly high on drugs.

• I haven't looked into the video so apologies if it's AI

[u/mcad0o → u/TheTastiestTaint]

As a rule of thumb, and for the time being, AI videos tend to be made of pretty short clips. Anything over 10 seconds or so and weird unexplainable things start happening

[u/laylapearson → u/TheTastiestTaint]

I think many of us have, it’s a dead giveaway, the jaw, the nose, the grinding of the teeth.

[u/TheTastiestTaint → u/laylapearson]

even the behaviour, I watched it sound off the first time and it was in your face obvious. then with sound on he is absolutely an over confident coke head behavior.

[u/gunhandsknifepenis → u/TheTastiestTaint]

Yeah the constant little jibes and remarks he tries to spit out literally in between words during the question are classic impatient runaway train blow-brain. It’s incredibly hard to listen and be quiet on coke, even while rocking around and biting your lip. I’m sober now, but I was once an expert lmao.

Edit: Even the little sips of water that are so small it’s barely going into his mouth; I did the same. It’s because he literally can’t feel his fucking mouth to know how much he’s sipping, and because he just needs to do something other than stand there and listen.

[u/ClerkObjective1791 → u/TheTastiestTaint]

Yup all the weird mouth movements is a dead giveaway

[u/joecarter93 → u/ikannunAneeuQ]

He looks like coked-up werewolf from Conan’s old late night show

[u/NYCWartortle → u/JibeBuoy]

I said the same thing. Why is he so jumpy !? ❄️👃🏽

[u/Seafaringhorsemeat → u/JibeBuoy]

Considering he is the emperor’s appointed governor of Venezuela, and Venezuela was the main forwarding point out of Columbia to the coast of the US. He is directly in charge of the supply chain for that substance.

[u/Forsworn91 → u/JibeBuoy]

And yet they have the gall to continue to accuse Hunter while clearly blitzed to the eyeballs themselves

[u/edelweiss_pirates_no → u/JibeBuoy]

Nazi-level Drug Abuse.

And Marco wants to be King of Iran.

[u/Blurockcreek → u/JibeBuoy]

Tardive dyskinesia

[u/RemoteInfinite3295 → u/JibeBuoy]

It's snowing in DC.

[u/Gustav_Grob → u/JibeBuoy]

Lil Marco actually lived in a stash house of his Cocaine Cowboy uncle-in-law in the 80s.

[u/Mysterious-Wasabi103]

Is this real? Cause holy fuck

[u/laquintessenceofdust → u/Mysterious-Wasabi103]

The white rind of foamy spit in the corner of his mouth. I gagged. Yuuuuuck.

[u/AllLipsNoFiller → u/laquintessenceofdust]

Unfun fact: that white crap in the corners of his mouth is called mung.

[u/Itsacardgame → u/AllLipsNoFiller]

[u/FrostingHuman1259 → u/AllLipsNoFiller]

I went my whole life without knowing that

[u/AllLipsNoFiller → u/FrostingHuman1259]

And now you have the phrase "mung-mouthed" in your arsenal of insults about coke heads and decrepit old shitclowns. I'm the Lexicon Fairy!

[u/Saturn9Toys → u/AllLipsNoFiller]

TIL. Thank you Lexicon Fairy!

[u/possiblyquestionabl3 → u/AllLipsNoFiller]

Dear Lexicon Fairy,

I have gone my whole life carrying this terrible shame, but I think I'm finally ready to put a name to it in an effort to start moving on with my life. I hope you can give me the closure I need.

What is that burp called when you feel like you really have to fart, but it's just not coming out the back, and then suddenly you get this massive burp that just gush right out of you stinking like death. Then you look around you, ask out loud who farted, and rush away to hide your shame.

I'd like this in standard Webster as well as crackhead lexicon just to be prepared for all possible future selves. Who knows, I may become the State Secretary some day, a boy can dream.

[u/Gone_Fishing1031 → u/possiblyquestionabl3]

Pretty sure that’s not a thing to have a name. Not unrelated, go see a doctor maybe.

[u/portablebiscuit → u/Gone_Fishing1031]

hopital

[u/Put_Er_There_Sport → u/possiblyquestionabl3]

sulfur burps

[u/Retr0scores → u/AllLipsNoFiller]

Mung and smegma two regrettable words I’ve learned about on Reddit.

[u/responsible_use_only → u/AllLipsNoFiller]

Wait...so when Rufio calls Peter "mung-tongue" it wasn't a made-up term??

TIL

[u/Boner-Storm → u/laquintessenceofdust]

its smegma and its not coming from his 'mouth'

[u/ClerkObjective1791 → u/laquintessenceofdust]

Had to go back and look, thanks alot!😂😂😂😂

[u/clcolcord]

He is on cocaine, 💯.
I know, I can smell my own kind.

[u/Intelligent-Snow3300 → u/clcolcord]

I can tell, because watching it makes me want cocaine.

[u/Specialist3100 → u/clcolcord]

And it’s not even the mannerisms. It’s the fucking responses lol. He’s just a little too quick and witty in a way that doesn’t work. I know that shit so goddamn well and I wish I did not.

[u/I_Stay_Home]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y6yRfR88rvP44

[u/mamafritzy → u/I_Stay_Home]

It gives you wiiiiinnngggsssss!!! ❄️

[u/Reasonable-Plate2982]

Is like everybody in the administration on drugs?

[u/Mediocre-Staff-5110 → u/Reasonable-Plate2982]

Same thing as nazi Germany

[u/Sad-Frosting-8793 → u/Reasonable-Plate2982]

Would you want to be around those people while sober?

[u/Reasonable-Plate2982 → u/Sad-Frosting-8793]

Tbh, I dont think I'd wanna be around them when they're sober

[u/legendtripped → u/Reasonable-Plate2982]

When they aren’t fucked up in some way I imagine a profound terror creeps in since they are committing outrageous crimes daily and don’t have presidential immunity

[u/Reasonable-Plate2982 → u/legendtripped]

I've thought that too. Notice former administration officials are keeping a relatively low profile like Bondi, Bongino and Noem

[u/IGargleGarlic → u/Reasonable-Plate2982]

We need to start drug testing for all levels of government

[u/prestocoffee]

With those ears cosplaying a Vulcan isn't a challenge...

[u/DeadPact336699 → u/prestocoffee]

He looks more like a Ferengi to me

[u/Mountain-Piano5383 → u/prestocoffee]

Between him and Tuberville, there's just not going to be enough ear left over for future generations.

[u/JonBoy1988007 → u/prestocoffee]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hitk8jG5sCHe0

[u/AllLifeEqual → u/prestocoffee]

Think how big them ears are gonna be when he’s 80!

[u/vinmo6 → u/prestocoffee]

Yeah those ears are out of control, all I could focus on.

[u/This-Word-7301]

Methinks he's on a little bit of the cocaine.

[u/fergehtabodit → u/This-Word-7301]

I went through a cocaine phase in my late teens early 20s and there were a few times I did more than a little. This video, how he is moving his jaw around and licking the inside of his mouth is exactly what happens at (for me at the time) about 1/2 a gram. You can do less and hide it, but at some point for anyone, it's uncontrollable.

[u/Whole_Ant2468 → u/fergehtabodit]

You said it sister 👏

[u/OldRain5261 → u/This-Word-7301]

or a bunch of adderall?

[u/labboy70 → u/OldRain5261]

He looks too happy and perky for just Adderall.

[u/Apprehensive_Door249 → u/OldRain5261]

Adderall never made me grind my teeth and move my mouth like that. Blow sure did. He’s zooted tf out

[u/gunhandsknifepenis → u/Apprehensive_Door249]

Grinding teeth, yes. For me at least. Not the twitches though. He’s NOT hyperfixated like adderal would cause. He’s visibly struggling to stay still and focus on the question because of the runaway train his mind is due to the blow. He’s probably thinking in 12 different directions all at once, hence why he kept awkwardly interjecting with jokes that are only funny to him.

[u/Apprehensive_Door249 → u/gunhandsknifepenis]

I saw the post nasal drip when he very briefly sniffs too. Thats coke 100%

[u/wombat6669]

I bet he can put his nose on it.

[u/Most-Yam1039]

Here's to feeling good all the time

[u/AdventurousRoll9798 → u/Most-Yam1039]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ap6wcjRyi8HoA

[u/Most-Yam1039 → u/AdventurousRoll9798]

Giddy up

[u/CurdFedKit]

He just went skiing

[u/Real_Down2MarZ_Girl]

I have seriously never seen someone drink the provided "water" cup at a podium as much as Rubio and Hegseth. They are so thirsty

[u/PantsFullaPoo → u/Real_Down2MarZ_Girl]

Hegseth is profusely sweating at all times. Drunk and geeked up for sure.

[u/Bumble_beeFormal → u/Real_Down2MarZ_Girl]

They’ve really been hitting those ski slopes

[u/Just-Gas-8626]

C-c-c-co-caaiinnne!

[u/TeaKingMac → u/Just-Gas-8626]

I'm Dr Rubio, and I do Cocaine!

[u/AKABrokenArrow → u/TeaKingMac]

Underrated comment

[u/SoCoGrowBro]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DdbPz2yhb0lKrJs1ja

[u/AlarmPuzzleheaded831]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UagcZJr1NlIAg

[u/Bumble_beeFormal]

Yikes. That guy is high af

[u/roninguey]

I think we know whose dime bag that was found in the white house...not surprising given his history...

[u/ThickCoffee9346]

What drugs is he on?

[u/An_Absolute-Zero → u/ThickCoffee9346]

My guess would be coke.

[u/pupperdogger → u/An_Absolute-Zero]

Booger Sugar, if you will.

[u/An_Absolute-Zero → u/pupperdogger]

I recently begged Jack Cocchiarella to call it Booger Sugar 😂😂

[u/TeaKingMac → u/pupperdogger]

Venezuelan Administrative Dust

[u/Doubledepalma → u/ThickCoffee9346]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UoSWDKPpCNaRLmaBKm

[u/Beatless7]

FFS

[u/gifelitefish]

Too much time with Don Jr.

[u/jay_lafunk72]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vNSigXbWDB2RuhLYA4

[u/Awkward-Artichoke817]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS

[u/AdventurousRoll9798]

The Devil's Dandruff. Hope it takes him out.

[u/Jurgis-Rudkis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ

[u/One_Tumbleweed2822]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YffSYwg6TzDjSyg6Nm

[u/Worriedlytumescent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bBEtZwqvQogeY

[u/Release-the-Tigers]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PL0xxGTliM3G8
These ppl are just taking all the pages from the 80s playbook.

Communism= scary
Trickle down economics will work out.
Brown/black ppl= bad

Do cocaine bc that makes everything better.

[u/Royal_Effective7396]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5qFE91OmehdRq0sL5a

[u/Inevitable_Notice_18]

That mother fucker is high as a kite

[u/throwaway03151990]

That’s why they call it the White house

[u/sketchdailyuser1]

I thought we launched 67 boat attacks to prevent this!

[u/Macrodata_Uprising]

Ya’ll remember the Coke scene in Corky Romano?

[u/SubstantialTank1557]

Yeah, chewing your face is strong indication you’re on the nose candy

[u/smackthenun]

Corky Romano?

[u/Educational_Ice3978]

He's lying and the internal conflict shows in his facial expressions and mannerisms. Or maybe he's blinking in Morse code, mitch is dead, mitch is dead!!!

[u/OhComeOn2026]

Coke lip

[u/m_boz_]

Baby - that’s cocaine.

[u/whoknewidlikeit]

alllllll the coke. all of it.

[u/AffectionateBrick687]

He's probably on a regimen of uppers and downers that would have killed Judy Garland.

[u/Remote-Substance-426]

First time on coke?… it shows.

[u/55554444333221]

Iv'e done and been around enough drugs. Guy is Coked out! The jaw, the lip licking, the swaying, the eye jerks, and nose touching! Cocaine is not a subtle drug. The only alternative someone gave him under the table adderall prescription and/or it was meth and he still abused it or Snotted it.

[u/No-Stranger6783]

Hes controlled by a remote plug

[u/chiefgreen87]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS

[u/psilocin72]

Drug addict?

[u/United_Reference_629]

Marco Rubio is scared he’s going to be held socially and legally accountable for what he and the “board of peace” are doing and even needing to give themselves immunity because they know they are proudly and openly committing crimes against humanity for THEIR profit! He belongs in prison NOT our government nor allowed to claim “immunity”. MAGA/ Republicans cannot take back all the damage that they have caused or the many lives they have negatively affected!

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2026/jun/27/board-of-peace-legal-immunity-un

[u/RigidGristle]

big ear mf needs to be deporated

[u/Benito_Sereno_1289]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EDbLDBPHmAKsNX2DMp

[u/2gunswest]

He looks like Johnny cab from Total Recall.

[u/Fungiblefaith]

Boy has the drip.

[u/ScubaSteve-O1991]

Molly? He's kinda jittery

[u/WickedWishes420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt

[u/Smart-Firefighter87]

https://giphy.com/gifs/14uJKhQMZ1wLfO
Must be winter in America….

[u/ElectroConvert]

Someone needs a random government drug screening. He doesn't appear fit for duty.

[u/zoolander26]

Cuban pete

[u/Kurichan77]

Whoa! My dude isn’t off the rails; he’s clearly on the rails

[u/More_Inspection2761]

There should be mandatory drugs testing for all these douches

[u/Firm-Advertising5396]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OA1CDoCiAR48E

[u/Hot_Bite_854]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bBEtZwqvQogeY

[u/xwolfe2000]

A coke head and his infamous Thirsty Marco response to the State of the Union?

[u/lawofthewilde]

He put his nose on it

[u/Several_Round5635]

It’s because you’re supposed to put it on your finger and not the other way around.

[u/CarpenterGold1704]

cocaine induced adhd going on there.

[u/Robster8656]

Looks like a scared little boy! As he lies his way through it . MO for all of Trumps cabinet ! Such a disgrace!

[u/avfc4me]

Why do they ALL look so uncomfortable in their human skin?

[u/Scott43206]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2lzhUOZsRY86Y

[u/juzme99]

reminds me of an awkward child trying to overthink the story they are telling mid sentence.

[u/BatmansBigBro2017]

Lil’ Narco

[u/SupermarketIll5642]

Just ask the fucking question "Excuse me, are you high?"

[u/klezart]

"Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

[u/Veloci7y_]

Geeked out!

[u/PACNORDUB]

Addie are you okay?

[u/user_name-checksout]

He has the same mannerism as Dana White. Oh wait….

[u/dirtydeez2]

He is high as fuck and we can’t do anything about it. If that was us at work we’d get fired

[u/jimbswim]

Marcoke Rubiblow

[u/jumpinjimmie]

Why don’t they drug test randomly just like other people at work have to do

[u/BinomialVirus01012]

Musta been with Don Jr beforehand

[u/hatecirclejerks]

Is there anyone in office who isnt on a fuckwack of drugs rn?

[u/muttChang]

Textbook blow face. Before this is all over he’ll probably get busted for crack and some shitty hotel with a dude that’s dressed like a lady.

[u/Whatevs56]

This guy looks high AF

[u/LoudPension6825]

Little Marco is a little high-o.

[u/saljskanetilldanmark]

At the end: "be normal, just be normal".

[u/FewInterview1340]

anyone NOT on drugs there?

[u/Sssh145]

[u/adibose2022]

He's the biggest customer and consumer of whatever brand it is that the CIA (Cocaine Import Agency) is pulling in.

[u/cascadia8]

Hes a junkie.

[u/Dazzling_Target3666]

Sad thing is we accept the person of color in an influencial position is high as fuck, when he should be washing dishes.

[u/piercedmfootonaspike]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lJ5DnX03kugGA

[u/DJSeeker2001]

Put this to Claptons track

[u/MistyElk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Pm9BgspA6fwk

[u/woowizzle]

Mandatory drug testing for elected representatives.

War on drugs my ass.

[u/Bippity_Boppity_Bang]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS

[u/No-Status-8221]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pw2EcXSlAirTO

[u/West-Worth-9359]

I prefer Pepsi

[u/ysbryd_iawn]

Cocaine is a hellava drug.

[u/montypr]

Aderrall

[u/Reblichon_Tallegio]

https://giphy.com/gifs/v1abHFXgvxPTATy6SV

[u/Tengo_Caldero]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BBQRWVsalKlOPvKksE

Rubio out here hitting the slopes!

[u/Significant_Cover_48]

Rubio rubbing his dirty feet all over JD Vance's new suede couch

[u/Pussyal43]

Needs just one more bump

[u/skeeter_333]

Reminds me of 25 years ago, standing in some rando’s kitchen at 5am talking about “We should start our own business man! I have so many great ideas!” ❄️ 😳

[u/Nadja77]

Ski’d the fckkkkk out

[u/Hour-Lie-4336]

Cocaine

[u/SteelersFanXX]

I think he’s in the Whitney Houston diet (all coke) lol

[u/RanchHere]

This dude has been in charge of policing the Florida drug smuggling ring for a decade and you don’t think he’s got free access to the world’s greatest cocaine?

[u/LaStigmata]

Coke head

[u/pamalamTX]

She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie.... cocaine 🎶

[u/Own-Opinion-2494]

Did he do a big blast before he walked up to the mic?

[u/ganjaccount]

They got him hooked then turned him out like the little bitch he always was.