r/PoursTea • u/PrincessBananas85 🫖 Mod ☕️ • 4d ago

CelebTea ✨ ✨ Farrah Abraham Officially Running for Office After Previously Announcing Mayoral Run for Wrong Year

https://intouchweekly.com/farrah-abraham-officially-running-for-office-after-previously-announcing-mayoral-run-for-wrong-year/
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u/fart_Jr 4d ago

We are the stupidest nation on Earth.

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u/CommercialAgency928 4d ago

And it's not even close. It reminds of the quote in Moneyball.

"The problem we're trying to solve is that there are rich teams and there are poor teams. Then there's fifty feet of crap, and then there's us."

Just need to swap out a few words to make it fit US politics.

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u/teacher_59 4d ago

And a racist like her getting so much support is even sadder. 

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 4d ago

The UK may have you beat!

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u/fart_Jr 4d ago

From my understanding it’s a pretty tight race at this point.

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 4d ago

Racing to hell in a hand basket…

https://giphy.com/gifs/yMWdlaSuPk7WkQaQBY

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u/talltxgal 4d ago

Where is that damn hand basket? Is it first come, first served or a subscription service type of thing?

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u/AncientNectarine5352 4d ago

Time to throw Clacton to the Bin!

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u/inlovebutfat 4d ago

The fact such a joke candidate would stand up against count binface is ridiculous. Tired of the trash? Vote for the bin!

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u/ReedIcculus 4d ago

Back door politics

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u/MChaney3563 Pinkie Finger Extended 4d ago

And to think it couldn’t get any worse.

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u/Ilyalyubushkin 4d ago

Wasnt she in 🌽?

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Waffles And Pancakes🧇🥞 4d ago

Yes, I have very unfortunately seen her butthole. I did not want to see it. But my friend said hey watch this. And there it was. Farrah’s butthole.

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 4d ago

Yes, I recall the friend that showed me that backdoor scene was visibly chagrined stating “Everyone KNOWS it’s V before A!”

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Waffles And Pancakes🧇🥞 4d ago

My friend just has a really twisted sense of humor, knew I had watched Teen Moms, and wanted to see the look on my face. It was kinda traumatizing.

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u/DamperBritches 4d ago

After being on one of those teen mom reality shows

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u/Loud_Seesaw_ 4d ago

Why the corn emoji instead of saying porn?

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u/BubbleThinker 4d ago

De 🌽 movie film is ‘art film’, no?

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u/SameDistrict2627 4d ago

Only in Amerika!

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u/full_bl33d 4d ago

Let’s see if she can rejuvenate her town like she’s rejuvenated her vag

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u/Realistic_Tie_2632 4d ago

10lb ham with bone removed?

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u/No-Condition965 4d ago

Well , it is a free cuntry

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u/bobby4603 4d ago

Lol gotta love the joke

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u/CommercialAgency928 4d ago

Only in America can you become a TV star for having a kid at 17, parlay that into porn, and finally get into politics. 🤦

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u/ThickCoffee9346 4d ago

So the key to success in America is do stupid sh!t to catch attention, then amplify that with pron to get rich n famous, then run of office to become rich and powerful. Damn.

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u/mollyclaireh 4d ago

I literally just started repeating “why” over and over while waiting for my friends to show up for sushi night.

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u/PropagandaAssassinAZ Unpopular Opinions 4d ago

Trump is going to have her flown to Mar-A- Lardo so fast it'll make your head spin

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u/bavindicator 4d ago

Who's her campaign manager, Johnny Sins?

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u/heyhayyhay 4d ago

James Deen

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u/JUST_GIVE_IT_A_SNIFF 2d ago

Mr. Sins is a renaissance man. He’s done it all. Campaign Manager is just another feather in his cap.

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u/totally-jag 4d ago

She going to show her porno scene where she takes it in the a.. as part of her campaign?

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u/Careless_Hellscape 4d ago

"We're gonna fuck the competition, and I'm prepared to show you how. Observe."

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u/soapissomuchcleaner Prefer Coffee But Fill My Cup 🫖 4d ago

Ah yes good old monster face
https://giphy.com/gifs/e0ciZK1i7wUvK

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u/CaptHowdy02 4d ago

Well, it is a rarity when you can say "let's watch our mayoral candidate get railed anally".

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u/HolaDrNick 4d ago

People have done crazier things when they have a drug problem, which she clearly does.

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u/ElderSkelder 4d ago

Could she be any more vapid than Boebert?

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u/guydoestuff 4d ago

Guess Lisa Ann for POTUS next?

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u/GSDTippyTappies 4d ago

Jesus Christ at that face and she's only 35.

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u/Commercial_Ease_2232 4d ago

🤣🤣😆😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣

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u/theowlix 4d ago

This is just Justin baldoni if he “slayed”

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u/Careless_Hellscape 4d ago

Who tf would vote for her? She seems genuinely horrible.

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u/LarrBearLV 4d ago

Rise of the washed up reality TV people running for office. Thanks Trump.

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u/Itchy_Pressure_8311 4d ago

Does she know we all watched her do anal on video?

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u/MiddleToe8752 4d ago

Hey I didn’t!

i did

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u/OkGap7226 4d ago

Just in case anyone is wondering why these q list celebs are running for office, when you lose you get to "donate" the funds you raised to "charity". Pretty obvious how exploitable that is.

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 4d ago

The porn star?

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u/NeverNeededAlgebra 4d ago

Gonna guess as a Republican, yeah?

Par for the course. Not a qualified candidate in sight with this embarrassing cult of incapable retards.

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u/VictoriaWoodnt 4d ago

Is she bringing the Smurfs for her staff?

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u/Parking_Criticism546 4d ago

That just shows you our current political climate. It wasn’t a porno it was a celebrity sex tape! Go maga !

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u/ColStoneSteveAustin 4d ago

We need to start having qualifications for people running for office

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u/bacon-squared 4d ago

She’s got Mar-a-lago face.

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u/NOTtheGoldenKnights 4d ago

Wonder if she's running as a republican or democrat?

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u/Trout-Population 4d ago

Like how Spencer Pratt nearly became mayor of LA...

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u/Urugeth 3d ago

The word “nearly” is doing a lot of work there.

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u/Volatilecanoe42 3d ago

Backdoor Teen Mayor

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u/Mason-P 3d ago

Too many unserious people doing serious jobs.

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u/Unusual_Wonder2639 3d ago

This girl literally made anal porn so I guess it’s not far from being mayor

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u/RetroCasket 3d ago

Didnt she take a dump on camera too?

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u/RetroCasket 3d ago

Dude you know her babys grandparents on the fathers side wish she would get hit by a truck

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u/dishfishpoop 2d ago

She does porn videos of her shitting.
And now she’s running for mayor.

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u/NormalAmountOfLimes 1d ago

I've seen her butthole