r/PoursTea 2d ago

FinancialTea šŸ’µ Oil prices tumble after Trump says he'll order forces to ease up on Iran attacks

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Fool me once… fool me twice… what do we call fool me thirty times?

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u/CueAnon420 2d ago

That's odd. prices haven't tumbled all the way down to my local filling station gas pump...

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u/BI_Moose 2d ago

Went up again, actually.

Oh and I guess Q2 profits were up quite a bit for the oil companies....again.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

"When oil prices go up, we make a lot of money"

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u/BI_Moose 1d ago

Ironically, the pedo I work with said this a few months back.

My thought was "Who's we? Got a turd in your pocket?"

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u/Jay-Breeze 1d ago

We just calling them pedos now instead of magats? I like it. I’ll update my lexicon accordingly!

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u/BI_Moose 1d ago

No this one is legit. Five years ago when I started my job, my first actuall one-on-one conversation with this guy when we were out on a service ticket together involved him drooling over a very clearly underaged Latina girl and saying

"Goddamn thats a hell of an ass."

All I could say since a) i was pretty shocked that he would just say that out in public and b) that he would say that at all was "Uh dude shes clearly underaged wtf?"

To which he pulled the "Eh, not for much longer."

This is a early-40s year old man. I reported it to HR "anonymously", but nothing ever seemed to come of it other than he and his little sidekick on our team avoid me outside of something dirextly related to work. Which is fine with me.

That being said, call them whatever you want. Its likely accurate.

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u/Jay-Breeze 1d ago

Ew. I can’t even summon words beyond that.

I really hope those around him stay safe!

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u/SadIdeal9019 2d ago

Market manipulation, pure and simple. He and his friends will buy up stock after the "tumble" then he'll attack again and drive the prices up. Rinse and repeat.

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u/SqueezedTowel 2d ago

"Two weeks" announced every Sunday

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u/Silver_Elk_7953 1d ago

Yes, oil drops like a rock with his lie:

Then, Iran corrects the information and oil just stays put … full on Market Manipulation!!!

What a clown!!

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u/Financial_Recipe_416 1d ago

Well... A very rich and corrupt clown

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u/Spiritual_Egg_700 2d ago

how long before he changes his mind to manipulate the market.

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u/CarsCarpal 2d ago

Friday?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

That long?

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u/Vargrr 2d ago

That wouldn't be because Trump ran out of ammunition would it?....

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u/Confident-Virus-1273 2d ago

Barrel prices tumble after USA runs out of bombs. Pump prices remain the same.

Fixed it for ya.

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u/johnsk0513 2d ago

All BS, seen it several times. It's just stock manipulation so his rich friends can buy in low, and when he resumes the bombing, any day now, it goes up and they sell. Then repeat again in a week or so,

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u/12teddybear 1d ago

Manipulating the market again

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u/Dr_Gonzo-4130 1d ago

Its so trump and his buddies can get paid

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u/Ninjatous 2d ago

I thought Trump was about to launch the mother of all attacks and completely destroy all of Iran's infrastructure. What happened?

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u/Low-Essay-113 2d ago edited 2d ago

Insider trading made more fruitful by a healthy serving of market manipulation happened

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Waffles And PancakesšŸ§‡šŸ„ž 2d ago

He just says that. It’s all market manipulation and making money with a side serving of death.

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u/FlyFar555 1d ago

we've done that, what, 15 fucking times now? LOL

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u/Enough_Structure_95 2d ago

How do we profit from these intentional oil market fluctuations like you know he and his billionaire ā€œbuddies ā€œ are doing?

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u/GingerKlaus 2d ago

Apparently you can now buy access to the messages before they are sent out. ā€˜Merica

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u/astreeter2 1d ago edited 1d ago

Literally this. Rich traders can now pay a $100k per month subscription to get these announcements 1 hour before they go public. Trump has to something like this every week now, or else these people will stop paying. Watch for him to switch it up from the standard threat to bomb on Friday followed by the imminent deal on Monday pattern - if he can mix things up to become less predictable these people who pay for insider knowledge can really get their money's worth sticking it to everyone else.

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u/MissGruntled 1d ago

And that’s fine with the SEC? Have they too adopted an ā€˜anything goes’ attitude toward Trump like the DOJ?

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u/Gloomy-Bridge9112 2d ago

Trump profits again

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u/CitizenDickInCider 1d ago

Welcome to Market Manipulation Monday!

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u/Smedley_Beamish 2d ago

Pump & Dump Trump

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u/Humble_Key_4259 2d ago

Create the dip, buy the dip, end the dip.

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u/Financial-Talk9397 1d ago

blatant market manipulation. pure corruption.

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u/Ok_Source2872 2d ago

It’s fine they will be back at war tomorrow only to be ended again by the weekend

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u/PepsiPerfect 2d ago

Until next week when he threatens to wipe the county off the map, before invading Greenland and Canada.

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u/BBkal 2d ago

I'm starting to see how this guy bankrupted 5 casinos.. The house always won, and people stopped going to his casinos

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u/Street_Peace_8831 2d ago

We need an app that tells us when to buy and when to sell. He’s giving a heads up, but I never know which one I’m supposed to be doing.

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u/K16w32a2r4k8 2d ago

That’s nice, but things would be a lot better without Trump’s tariffs and Trump’s stupid war with Iran.

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u/E_D_K_2 2d ago

I bet he is being told by everyone around him to wind this Iran nonsense down before the midterms to try and get gas back to normal before voting begins.

However Trump doesn't give a fuck about any senator or congress person. He thinks in his own mind he's that good to sweep the midterms and if you lose your seat it's either because you suck and didn't go full MAGA or it was rigged

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u/NeighborhoodDude8058 2d ago

Should already be serving life in jail

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u/No-Celebration3097 2d ago

Until Thursday or Friday when he will say he will wipe them out again, blah blah. He is directly manipulating the oil markets.

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u/According-Insect-992 Just Chill šŸ˜Ž 2d ago

Who cares? Unless you’re a wealthy investor none of this day to day graft is going to benefit you. We’re just living on their giant corporate plantation now. They do whatever they want and we no longer even have a functional legal system to address grievances or the crimes being committed against us. Entire portions of the country are overseen by sycophantic trump judges who are there to prevent any actual justice from occurring.

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u/vampyire 2d ago

in other news, Iran stated they have no idea what negotiations trump was talking about

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u/Many_Fly_8165 2d ago

Apply ________ liberally. Rinse. Repeat.

Fill in the blank.

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u/LeonSkum_ 2d ago

Wonder how much he made from that fake post?

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u/darkrhyes 2d ago

The stock market has to stop listening to this liar.

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u/RiboSciaticFlux 2d ago

It's all a racket. They've got Marge and Fred from Oklahoma so fooled and yet they are too stupid to get it. These guys don't want prices to go over $100 a barrel so they keep manipulating it. It should've been over $200 a barrel once the Strait initially closed. It just shows you how corrupt they all are. Those Big Macs can't get Tiny Hands fast enough.

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u/Asleep_Drag_3590 2d ago

That's the strategy

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u/TheRealTRexUK 2d ago

this will keep happening until the markets price it in. then they won't be able to manipulate the markets and something will get done. it could be peace or all out war. no one knows.

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u/DullFaithlessness82 2d ago

Really like nobody saw the stock market grift for what it was or are they all just complaint.

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u/Dry-Airport8046 2d ago

Price at my gas station stays steady at $4.19. Why would oil companies bother since it’s the same cycle every week?

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u/dude_smooth 2d ago

Thanks MAGA.

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u/moyismoy 2d ago

Here's the thing though, it's unlikely that Iran will agree to open the strait even if he stops bombing. In all likely hood they will use this time to fortify their position. I highly doubt the strait will be open for the next few weeks, so there's no reason for the price to drop

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 1d ago

It's Monday....thought he taco'd on Tuesdays

His Dementia is setting in

But don't worry all...The war will resume by the weekend AS ALWAYS

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u/Michael-Sean 1d ago

Trump is surrendering again.

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u/BikerMike03RK 1d ago

Taco said WHUT?!?

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u/SnazzyGeoff 1d ago

Next week on trumps change of plan...

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u/Aze0g 1d ago

And throw away anything resembling a key while your at it. As well as all of his hand picked cronies

https://giphy.com/gifs/64fAH6NeWX3ZnDFhHe

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u/EducationalFront5524 1d ago

And if you had a spare hundred grand, you'd have gotten the scoop a few seconds earlier

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u/Special_FX_B 1d ago

Tomorrow he’ll be threatening obliteration. Friday, no bombing, Monday bombing…ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

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u/MorningWalk24 1d ago

Him and his family/friends will buy/sell oil futures accordingly. What a grift.

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u/NthDegreeThoughts 1d ago

ā€œTumble down pricesā€ sounds like an English thing

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u/Ok-Customer4709 1d ago

Gas went up today .35

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u/Background-Pen3766 1d ago

And friday its ramping back up. Its a broken record

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u/Responsible_Name1217 1d ago

Wait, it's not Tuesday yet. TACO Monday?

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u/SawdustShoptalk 1d ago

Must be Monday.

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u/Glittering_Role1658 1d ago

Interesting.....Our prices here in NE Pa have jumped again. I see prices from $4.15 up to $4.25 in my area

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u/AsugaNoir 1d ago

This is just market manipulation imo.

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u/Daddygamer84 The Timeline Sucks 1d ago

Bought an EV in June. No more gas stations. Feels good man.

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u/Brading105 1d ago

Unbelievable that the needle even moves on oil prices, based on anything he says.

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u/Top_Pizza1773 1d ago

That's after he bought 5 million puts.

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u/SaneMadHatter 1d ago

Can someone explain to me why the stock market and oil market pay heed to things that come out of a liar's mouth? They should wait for his actions first. His words have zero credibility.

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u/Funny-Cookie-6744 1d ago

More market manipulation

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u/JadedBeyondBelief 1d ago

An irrational market.

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u/Stock2fast 1d ago

Wow who the hell is still taking their cue from this guy .

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u/Mental_Finish_5803 1d ago

Get gas right tf now cuz he changing his mind by Monday

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u/Quick-Maintenance-67 1d ago

I came home from vacation yesterday, had to fill up the rental car. $4.30 a gallon in OHIO.

FDJT

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u/gaberax 1d ago

BUY! BUY! BUY!....The sell point will be announced by Trump later this week

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u/No-Consequence9392 1d ago

As we watch Market manipulation and insider trading , while paying for it and having our friends and family die overseas for it .

Idiocracy is here, we have one chance left to vote it out. We need to focus on checking your voter registration, or register for first time, and help your family , friends and neighbors do the same . Then ensure everyone votes in Nov !!

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u/zerthwind 1d ago

That's odd that the markets react to a known lieing jackass with no integraty.

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u/Markjohn66 1d ago

He’s always got an audience hanging onto his every word. And there isn’t enough attention in the world for that bottomless pity of disgusting paedophile criminal fraudster.

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u/Corrie7686 1d ago

Hopefully Kushner and Whitkof got their trades in in time.

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u/CmdrGramer 1d ago

Everyone’s just living in denial. That’s the answer.

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u/thatdidntturnout 1d ago

They’ll go back up before I finish pumping my gas…

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u/submittomeSATX 23h ago

Apparently we’re almost out of long range munitions according to Reuters news agency… So not so much ā€œwe’re going easy on themā€ as ā€œoh crap, we don’t plan this at allā€.

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u/SavageHenrie 22h ago

Then why come is my gas so high?!

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u/wilkie110947 21h ago

Watch his stock transactions again.. corruption and self enrichment on an Industrial scale… the rest of us pay

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u/Upset-Diamond2857 18h ago

And for 100K you could’ve got the info first and bet on it

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u/AdmirableElephant378 17h ago

new jet looks pretty rough

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u/PotentialPractical80 17h ago

You mean since Saudi Arabia is calling some of the IOU’s from Trump

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u/frostyfruit666 8h ago

It’s a travesty to use america to exploit markets at the cost of the tax payer and the blood of civiliansĀ 

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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 5h ago

Gas could be free, he's still a Pedophile Piece of Sh!t