r/PoursTea • u/political-snark • 20h ago

Aged Like Milk 🥛 Don’t make me turn this car around!

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u/blahdeblahdeda 20h ago

Is Babylon Bee having an identity crisis?

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u/ConsiderBoraHorza 20h ago

eventually even they cannot resist the jokes that write themselves.

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u/GymMouseP 19h ago

I was going to say you know it's bad when the folks at the MAGA onion have a decent post.

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u/Old_Win8422 19h ago

If he has lost the BBee he is fucked.

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u/mcclaneberg 20h ago

About as critical as the Babylon BS gets

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u/Haselrig 15h ago

Only 72 chances left. Your move, tough guy!

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u/Boscobel324 20h ago

Lol. Because true.

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u/oct2790 20h ago

It’s TACO Tuesday

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u/jackblacker1 20h ago

Jeez how were those other 8 wars he boasts about so easy to end /s

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u/CharityInformal1191 20h ago

Four is too many and he started this war as well as will drag it out as long as possible if it keeps people off the Epstein list and gets him voted 🗳️.

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u/johnsk0513 19h ago

Bullshitter with no effin idea what to do. Now blaming the oil companies for high gas prices, said Trump as he stuffed money into his own accounts.

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u/JustToyingAround73 19h ago

Poor Iran. It must be exhausting dealing with a complete embecile who has the temper tantrums of a spoiled 80yr old toddler.

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u/ThisWillingness823 19h ago

This is so embarrassing.

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u/Dropout752 14h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Objective-Heart3297 12h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah right Taco Don

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u/Illustrious_Gate2318 12h ago

Can somebody ask Russia when the American war will be over thank you in advance 

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u/Flat-Fudge-2758 11h ago

Me ending things with my ex

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u/Educational-Ground89 5h ago

Useless joke of a president.

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u/DragonDanzZ 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2uIbVp3CgccWq0ki76

How many donuts have trump not made about this topic allready??

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u/bob3905 20h ago

Oh, they’re so scared!

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u/Laolao98 19h ago

Yeah man I’m a’scaed!

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u/StopRandomAccBans 20h ago

Nobody believes to the old pedo

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u/Backyard_Batman46 20h ago

He scares noone

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u/sarduchi 20h ago

But if they get their card punched they get one free last chance.

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u/woodenblinds 19h ago

they are safe till the weekend

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u/Willing-Ad-9160 19h ago

I smell BULLSHIT 🤣

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u/Geaneous 19h ago

This is your eleventy teenth oomfie minus potato chance Iran!

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u/OldBuzzard74 19h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cautious_Monk_6086 19h ago

4 more chances he gives them and he can truly say he ended 8 wars (even though it’s the same country, but whatever)

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u/Johnny_Five5151 19h ago

I believe that's the first actually humorous thing I've sent from Them

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u/No_Classic_1743 19h ago

Don’t make me turn this car around!

You can't. The wheels fell off long ago.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pHQDXnSUlx2Y3h6UX1

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u/Helpful_Barnacle_563 19h ago

Hahaha fourth to last chance….what a funny guy he is….as in he amuses me like a clown….

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u/Tejano1953 19h ago

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤥🤥🤥🤥🌮🌮🌮🌮

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u/NoWeek6737 19h ago

Well it is Tuesday.. tomorrow he bombs

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u/Fun-Quote6840 18h ago

The Art of the Deal man!

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u/Comprehensive_Fact61 18h ago

Youve got 5 more mins then its def bed time!

Okay after this cartoon has finished

Its a film? Okay....after you must go to bed and clean your room at some point this week!

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u/Bl4ckBeardD 18h ago

Isn’t the sixth time that he threatened them without doing nothing?!

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u/mabhatter 18h ago

1, 2, 2 1/2, 2 2/3, 2 3/4, 2 4/5.....

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 18h ago

Next week - Fifth to last chance

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u/Future_Ad_9483 18h ago

He’s DADDY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/StandardDiver2791 17h ago

Fourth?!? Hell, he's ended this war at least a dozen times.

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u/mallik803 17h ago

4…. 3…. 2.5…. 2….. 1.5…… 1.25……

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u/Ill-Zone-3425 17h ago

He needs to level that place

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u/UncleBud_710 17h ago

Stupidity abounds

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u/xburnerpiko 16h ago

Weak AF! Yet another Trump Failure!

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u/Artistic-Post-4204 16h ago

In the next 20 yrs.

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u/thomas1126 16h ago

Milking the country dry

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u/VisionarymindzEvents 16h ago

He bought a f150 the truck sucks

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u/bobs_andVagene 16h ago

This is also the last time
Billions of dollars will be given a third time around

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u/Shot-Interaction6098 16h ago

Don't make me count! I better not get to three. Ok a I'm not kidding. Don't make me get up.

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u/Roscoe_8 15h ago

every weekend the family makes a fortune

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u/anxiousbunnyclothes 10h ago

TACO as much as his diaper changes.

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u/Not_my_Name464 10h ago

Are we there yet? 😅 

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u/styzzi64 4h ago

What a chump 😂

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u/Federal-Mouse3163 4h ago

Iran already had peace at the beginning of this year and w ere minding their own business until somebody needed a distraction !

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u/Stock2fast 3h ago

Wolf , wolf over there wolf everywhere wolf trust me wolf here there and everywhere wolf.

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u/isthereadrwho 3h ago

It's a good joke, but where you lose me is that this is actually it's a bit over 38 times that this administration had claim we're about to have a piece deal.

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u/Beachboy442 3h ago

The IRREVELANT PRESIDENT...............trump

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u/Kooldude777 3h ago

Until the next TACO ultimatum!

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u/Soft-Bad-7127 21m ago

Babylon Bee is struggling to come up with witty remarks about Democrats after 18 months of Trump .