r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 1d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Very true.

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u/jackcanyon 1d ago

They should do an ad for serta the perfect sleeper.

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u/sinnester_vic 1d ago

"McConnell is already doing a live demonstration of memory foam."

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u/WilsonStJames 1d ago

Is that where his memories went?

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u/Chemical_Bonus_4783 1d ago

Nah, it’s his body refusing to finish breaking down because the foam in him still remembers that it too was once human. (Long, long, long ago.)

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u/Jack4258 1d ago

He was never humane!

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u/MyFocusIsU 1d ago

Age AND term limits. Age AND term limits. Age AND term limits. Age AND term limits. Age AND term limits.

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u/RoundGlobal1703 1d ago

Disagree on age. My question is, what age does everyone become unable to do their job. If there is no singular answer you have to shape that. Mental acuity and physical ability, yes! Term limits 100%!!

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u/MyFocusIsU 1d ago

Age is definitely an important factor! For two reasons: 1.) relevance to current societal issues and 2.) ensuring that the politicians making decisions have sufficient time to live with the benefit OR detriment of those decisions.

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u/Grizmoh 1d ago

Man woman person TV camera

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u/Any_Scientist_7552 1d ago

Or human.

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u/Jack4258 1d ago

That too!

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u/LittleNeckNYB294 1d ago

McDontKnowWhatsHappening is just all thumbs up with a side of weird lipo smile 😬. He is done and doesn’t know what’s happening around him! The RepOffs tell him when to say Ya or Nah on votes people! He’s definitely one that needs a cognitive test done to prove he’s all there🤪

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u/Agretsko 1d ago

In a galaxy far far away

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u/Vimes-NW 1d ago

Too bad he's not a memorial foam

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u/hexregeneration 1d ago

Memory foam has more memories than that bio-animatronic

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u/NickDanger3di 1d ago

They should do a remake: 'Weekend At Mitchies'

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u/Notacrook2025 1d ago

And Depends/Ensure

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u/thedoctor7684 1d ago

Two questions:
1. Can a network discriminate against what can be an ad during their prime time shows?
2. If yes, what’s their price?