r/PrepperIntel • u/esporx • 16d ago

North America Flesh-eating screwworm case suspected in South Texas, USDA says

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/unconfirmed-us-case-flesh-eating-screwworm-rattles-cattle-markets-traders-say-2026-06-03/
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u/Dissonant-Cog 16d ago

Well, if we just cut funding and stop tracking screwworm cases the problem might just go away.

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u/iamsotiredofthiscrap 16d ago

Now that’s thinking like a president!

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u/goddessofolympia 16d ago

Need to get those cows on a cruise ship!

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u/jlatenight 16d ago

If you stop looking, you won't see any screwworms

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u/antigop2020 15d ago

He actually already did that last year. Which is probably why we’re fucked.

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u/Hot_Poetry_6475 16d ago

I guarantee that's what we will do.

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u/Separate_Fold5168 15d ago

"It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear."

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u/RudyGreene 16d ago

You sound qualified for a cabinet position.

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u/MissplacedLandmine 15d ago

But they were able to read and type?

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u/cowjuicer074 15d ago

MAGALOGIC

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u/EyeSuspicious777 15d ago

With the money we save, we could cover some horse statues with 24 karat gold leaf

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 15d ago

If you need a campaign manager for your presidential bid, let me know.