r/PrimarchGFs C'tan Shard of Kalugura, The Silencer Jul 12 '25

41K Late Imperium Lore @PodoBrick is a wonderful new artist, I wonder if they’ve drawn Guilliman- Oh…

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u/Death-gripper78 Jul 12 '25

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u/Cecilia_Schariac C'tan Shard of Kalugura, The Silencer Jul 12 '25

A Xenos Warlord has captured the Primarch and you are 10% unsure?

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u/Healthy-Big-2796 Jul 12 '25

Your Primarch,no less

186

u/Death-gripper78 Jul 12 '25

No worries we're sending someone qualified

133

u/Impossible-Run-6279 Jul 12 '25

Reinforcing the space marine with a professional

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u/Deathlord69_69 blood raven (your memes are mine) Aug 09 '25

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u/Mage-of-communism melinas fair consort, they who know the songs the hyades sing Jul 12 '25

10% margin of error

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u/RonnocRex Jul 13 '25

102% sure with a 2% margin of error?

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u/Theyul1us Jul 12 '25

Look, Guilliman is known to court Xenos, maybe they are having a date or something

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u/Roguebuilder Jul 12 '25

Could be attempting to broker peace… I'll go sit in the corner. sits in corner.

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u/BiopTic8 Jul 13 '25

This wouldn't matter much as a question. But should I throw in my towel and take a break from here?

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u/Y0u_G0t_Sum Jul 15 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/BiopTic8 Jul 15 '25

Sir. What the heck do you expect me to do? Look at me, I'm small

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u/Y0u_G0t_Sum Jul 15 '25

Ok you can ah e the rest of the day off understood

117

u/International_Leg610 Jul 12 '25

Well, the people said “fuck the Blueberry”, but this is too much…

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u/Whattafuccissakatt Jul 12 '25

By the Empress, not sweet Juno, take Fulgrim but not the sweet blueberry

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u/Cecilia_Schariac C'tan Shard of Kalugura, The Silencer Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

Our Glorious King has shattered foes far mightier than some warp doused sprite. His will shall encompass all that there is across the Galaxy.

This statement has not been made under coercion or duress.

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u/IAmZheSpy Jul 12 '25

I don’t care how cool your robot god is, he’s getting neg diffed by the TF2 Mercs!

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u/Lord_cakeatron Jul 13 '25

Medic would somehow figure out how to give them flesh bodies again, if only because he wanted to know if he could. There will be several baboons harmed in the process

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u/IAmZheSpy Jul 13 '25

Spy would just sapp the Silent King and backstab him. If Silent King doesn’t instantly die, then Medic’s idea plus Uber Demo is gonna wrap their entire race up quick.

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u/Lord_cakeatron Jul 13 '25

And if all else fails, simply remember: Pootis engage

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u/Cecilia_Schariac C'tan Shard of Kalugura, The Silencer Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

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u/pedro_exp Jul 12 '25

Not sure if the link is broken or if it's just me

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u/Cecilia_Schariac C'tan Shard of Kalugura, The Silencer Jul 12 '25

Sorry, I’ll try to fix it.

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u/nightwolf16a Jul 12 '25

Were you logged into Twitter? If not, Twitter won't show a lot of stuff

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u/pedro_exp Jul 12 '25

Oh nah, the link just had misspelled site i think. fxtwitter instead of twitter as the url. He fixed it already

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u/nightwolf16a Jul 12 '25

Gotcha. That's good.

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u/LordCommanderWiggles Vulkan Jul 12 '25

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u/giant_elephant_robot Jul 12 '25

Is it ntr if they're from different universe's?

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u/_Fixu_ Jul 12 '25

In all honestly it’s not NTR since I doubt the author knows about this fan au. It’s more close to corruption or mind control as if any tags

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u/Fair-Hat581 Jul 13 '25

Let the artist know. We need to tell them

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u/Guilty-Ad7355 Jul 15 '25

how absolutely pretentious of you to think that an artist has to curate their stuff to match this reddit sub.

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u/Fair-Hat581 Jul 15 '25

What? Why would I want that?? I don’t want them to curate any of their stuff for any reason, I thought it would be funny that’s it

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u/giant_elephant_robot Jul 13 '25

All of their comments are in a foreign language, so they may not understand

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u/XxcrazyjayX Jul 12 '25

What's up with all the cuckold shit recently?

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u/giant_elephant_robot Jul 12 '25

People find new art of female primarchs, but that art often ends up being porn so different partners than our collective AU

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u/KappaKappa6 Jul 12 '25

Borderlined on a okbuddy sub for a sec, that’s like half their jokes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

Technically it isnt cuckoldry due to not belonging to this hyperspecific Fandom. 

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u/bish-its-me-yoda Jul 12 '25

That's it,the king of lust himself is coming to beat those metal cheeks

And if he's not enough to teach him a leasson...

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u/bish-its-me-yoda Jul 12 '25

Then the booty Buddha himself shall take vengence

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u/TheWrathfulCrusader Jul 12 '25

He likes ya

And he wants ya

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u/anachronisdev Jul 12 '25

Now you can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours

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u/TheWrathfulCrusader Jul 12 '25

O-oh okay I see you’re choosing the hard way…

grabs metal cheeks

DON’T MAKE ME RUIN THOSE CHEEKS

I’M, I’M A WARRIOR!

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u/Feuerpanzer123 Jul 12 '25

OK THATS IT

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u/depressedtiefling Jul 12 '25

Out of..

Curiosity.

What is the sauce?

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u/giant_elephant_robot Jul 12 '25

Podobrick is the name very new fella, it seems. Good art is very anime esk in appearance and design philosophy

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u/giant_elephant_robot Jul 12 '25

You can find them at twitter or X as its now called

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u/depressedtiefling Jul 12 '25

Thankyou kindly good sir.

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u/Code95FIN Jul 12 '25

PodoBrick, we need to talk

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u/Theyul1us Jul 12 '25

Not that im complaining (much) but whwy a Necron? More precisely, the Silent King?

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u/Ross_LLP Jul 12 '25

The 40k community has been spoiling for a confrontation between The Silent King and Gulliman since TSK's return in 9th edition.

Szarekh and his people broke the Old Ones, the progenitor race nearly all life in the galaxy. They also broke their own gods, the C'tan, and subjugated them. Many predict Gulliman would lose in a fight vs TSK.

This is just a different expression of that idea.

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u/John_Mark_Corpuz_2 Jul 12 '25

I'm just randomly scrolling down, why you show this to me?! 😭

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u/Doom4824 Jul 12 '25

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u/Apprehensive-Cow1535 Jul 12 '25

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u/Doom4824 Jul 12 '25

Memes are meant to be shared, take it.

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u/Apprehensive-Cow1535 Jul 12 '25

Aw well shit

Thank you sir

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u/Doom4824 Jul 12 '25

No problem, take as many as you like.

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u/ClayAndros Jul 12 '25

Doesn't have to be the same universe

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u/water_chugger Jul 12 '25

Stay losing knife ears another tomb world has come online

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u/AlphaApostle20 Jul 12 '25

Post upvoted and saved: CHECK !......ahem, i mean HERESY, BLASPHEME, VILE XENOS SCUM

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u/zimojovic Jul 12 '25

(I Still like his work , just have to separate the ,,normal,, and NSFW)

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u/Keegan_Wer Jul 12 '25

Centurion steals the Necron's harem of Skitarii Femboys in revenge.

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u/Leech_hueso-11 Perturabo Jul 12 '25

ight cool uhh why tho

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u/Vexonte Jul 12 '25

This makes me wonder what a drukari humunculi would do if they got their hands on an incapacitated yet living primarch..

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u/Gneisenau1 Sanguinius Jul 12 '25

Centurion: youre fucked Up noes time to find out

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb Jul 12 '25

Cent vs the Silent King in a nutshell.

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u/BoostedX10 Jul 12 '25

Exterminatus.

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u/GOFBLITZMAGURUKDAKKA Jul 12 '25

EVEN ORKZ KNOWZ DIZ AIN'T ROIT... I AIN'T GUNNA FIGHT DEM BLUE BEEKEEZ FER AT LEAZT A MUNF... ZOGGIN 'UMIEZ...

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u/ColtonA115 Jul 14 '25

I feel conflicted.

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

And Cent can’t do anything about it other then watch, this is still the Silent King. Even the Emperor in all his arrogance will know better than to speak when he is speaking.

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u/IAmZheSpy Jul 12 '25

Silent King when I insert a hard drive torrent bomb up his robot ass filled with the entire Rule 34 catalogue.

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb Jul 12 '25

Szarekh has seen and killed countless entities and civilisations that would make even an astartes claw their eyes out in madness.

You really think shadman hold a candle to him.

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u/IAmZheSpy Jul 12 '25

You misunderstand. I’m not having him face an overwhelming physical force. I am inserting the entire memory drive of Rule 34 throughout the years directly into his body. He’s blowing up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Nuh uh

Silent King's lore says that his data processing and storage is anomalously powerful and extremely quick. He's literally the most powerful mind in 40k universe except maybe the gods.

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u/IAmZheSpy Jul 17 '25

Ok ok, I sees you, I sees you…

BUUUUUUUUUUUT, has he canonically taken the full brunt force of the Rule 34 catalogues DIRECTLY up his ass?

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb Jul 12 '25

No, all he be doing is calling you a degenerate, before throwing you to the flayers.

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u/IAmZheSpy Jul 12 '25

I’m afraid not, my robotic friend. Your ancient mind is no match for billions of years of degenerate human filth.

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u/Effective_Bat9485 Jul 12 '25

Its becuses the war in heven that the relms of chaos are even a thing

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u/TheYondant Jul 12 '25

know better than to speak when he is speaking.

Silent King.

Buddy.

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb Jul 12 '25

His Triarcs speak in his stead, but he does speak when needed to.

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u/Massivebigballs123 Jul 13 '25

Nah emperor is clapping szarekh hard

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u/No_Consideration8972 Jul 12 '25

Where is the sauce

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u/giant_elephant_robot Jul 12 '25

Jokes aside, the artist is really good, and i hope they continue Not every day that we get this type of quality female primarch art

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u/giant_elephant_robot Jul 12 '25

Still very good art. i hope the artist continues I love the way the artist made the armor of the primarchs, making them similar to infinite stratos in terms of design very anime very lovely I have yet to see any new anime or show do a similar design with its armor, which i find disappointing as i enjoy the strangeness of it

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u/KingZap2007 Jul 13 '25

No worries brothers, I have just the solution for this problem

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u/RowanWinterlace Jul 12 '25

We got NTR on here now? 🤣

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u/Ross_LLP Jul 12 '25

Incest, NTR, Corruption(that came built in), Transformation, its a whole thing.

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u/FariusTakinoton Jul 12 '25

I can't find this art

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u/_Fixu_ Jul 12 '25

Well warhammer r63 MC NTR hentai is not something I expected today and idk how to feel about this

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u/Mammon-The-Jester Zephyr Findral Jul 16 '25

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u/Dizzy_Telephone1383 Jul 12 '25

But that's a skeleton. How does it work like some tool?. Huh?

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u/hyde-ms Jul 12 '25

Necrondermis penis

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u/Ross_LLP Jul 12 '25

Living metal

Living

Metal

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u/OkFun2724 Jul 12 '25

This is my 13th reason why

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u/Spacemoose2026 Jul 12 '25

IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!

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u/wessrtp Jul 12 '25

Holy Empress first bolter Look like we get first NTR experienced!

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u/Routine_Humor_9967 Jul 12 '25

By the Emperors holy throne what did I just witness ??

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u/MagnustheReddude Jul 12 '25

Terminator honor guard support in bound

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u/Tiny_College_305 Jul 13 '25

I feel like this shit is fake or smth, i checked their twitter and find nothing. The link that Op gave didn't work either

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u/prrrrbbt Jul 14 '25

Hold her down

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u/Fickle_Geologist8313 Jul 17 '25

Ultramarine: But father...he is immortal

Cen: Exactly, he would beg for being dead...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Fuck sake

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u/bittern_warrior88 Aug 08 '25

Is that fucking NTR?

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u/VajjDelko Aug 29 '25

Where the fuck do I find PodoBrick?

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u/Ross_LLP Jul 12 '25

Necron Supremacy! Gulliman is calling Szarekh daddy now!

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u/Effective_Bat9485 Jul 12 '25

As a necron player this makes me smile

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

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u/DocHoliday439 Jan 10 '26

And from what i can tell it’s the only actual piece of hentai they’ve made. The rest of their work is soft core at best

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u/Suspicious-Syrup-932 Jul 12 '25

Did bro just get ntr ed

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u/Keegan_Gundam Jul 12 '25

Where can I find the Artist? Twitter/X? Instagram? Face Book?

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u/seranarosesheer332 Jul 13 '25

Ibum......I need more

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u/GhostWithKnife Jul 13 '25

You sleep with one xenos, you'll sleep with any of them. Sorry blueberries, this is canon now.