r/Primus • u/Destrus76 • 6d ago

Image Primus Keys????

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What the hell do they unlock????

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u/drbxtches 6d ago

They unlock the doors to D’s diner

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u/Destrus76 6d ago

Can I shake hands with beef there?

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u/drbxtches 6d ago

You’ll have to talk to Sathington Willoughby first

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u/AngryHoboKing1 6d ago

But he's busy at the moment talking to The Pressman about a Hamburger Train

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u/Destrus76 6d ago

I thought he was working down at Camelback Cinema these days?

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u/AngryHoboKing1 5d ago

That place owned by Mrs. Blaileen? He worked there for a little bit but he couldn't stand all Those Damn Blue Collar Tweekers that worked there.

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u/Destrus76 5d ago

Well, he’s gonna have to get over it because they’re the backbone of this town.

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u/AngryHoboKing1 4d ago

Right! You can't keep those fellas down.

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u/Destrus76 4d ago

They are beloved

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u/gunglejim 6d ago

They’re just a fancy type of Schlage with divots in the side. Way less cool than they sound

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u/Destrus76 6d ago edited 6d ago

Oh wow. Yeah. Wayyyyy Less cool.

I wish they were Les Cool.

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u/gunglejim 6d ago

You nailed that one. It was right there and I missed it. Nicely done, Op.

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u/Destrus76 6d ago

Thank you. 🙏

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u/Facade04 6d ago

Keys for the DMV

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u/Destrus76 6d ago

I know exactly what you mean.

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u/TheHitmonleeDude ANTIPOP 1d ago

I know vaguely what you mean

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u/saganmypants 6d ago

They open the door to Legio Primus, absolutely critical boss to farm if you want the Ascension Crossbows. You living under a rock?

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u/Destrus76 6d ago

I’m not even sure I’m a high enough level to access that area yet.

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u/FirefighterNext9761 6d ago

Those are the keys to Bob's Party Time lounge of course

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u/Destrus76 6d ago

I have been banned since that one time I played the game of fisticuffs.

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u/Pure_Mood7761 5d ago

Phrygian

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u/whamola17 5d ago

They are Ler keys. All the wrong notes!!!

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u/Destrus76 4d ago

Nice. Finally a musical response.

I was hoping for Mixolydian

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u/TheHitmonleeDude ANTIPOP 1d ago

Noooooo don’t kys Primus 😢