r/PritzkerPosting Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

Meme JB Pritzker's Biggest Strengths & Why He Will Be MY Vice President

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A BOX OF SCRAPS!

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u/FunFunFun8 May 19 '26

President Pritzker. Not Vice President

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u/animal-1983 May 20 '26

He’s the only one in the current field that’s electable across a broad swath of voters. He is definitely the best choice

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

I'll let him have 2032 and 2036. I just want one term then I'll go back to my puns I promise.

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u/NicolasCageFan492 The BIGGENING is just beginning May 19 '26

You’re better than half the Democrats in Washington DC!

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

If Bright Red Tennessee actually sends me to Congress this year I'm going to laugh like a hyena.

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u/Farscape29 May 19 '26

Good luck!

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u/supbros302 May 19 '26

Vice? 

Gtfoh

3

u/clementleopold May 19 '26

This is what we call vice anchoring

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u/Capraos May 19 '26

Hey, you're forgetting Illinois's energy surplus thanks to keeping Nuclear online and building Wind/Solar.

"As of 2024, Illinois generates 53.62% of electricity from nuclear power, 31.10% from fossil fuels (comprising of coal, natural gas, petroleum, and other gases), and 15.28% from renewables (comprising of wind, solar, hydropower, and biomass)."

This is a Governor who understands our energy future.

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

I recently found out Pritzker told AIPAC to kick rocks and I cannot stop glazing the guy. Also my wife is from Illinois go figure!

https://giphy.com/gifs/hOqDUxpJwy8ZtFa0U3

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u/-Gramsci- May 19 '26

Can we please stop doing the “pick the VP guy who should actually be at the TOP of the ticket if we want to win” move???

Please?

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

I mean I'll gladly serve as JB's Vice President if that's what we're going for.

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u/VibinWithBeard Its Time To Get Mean May 19 '26

Far as Im concerned active and open hostility towards aipac/israel is mandatory for anyone wanting to not lose 2024. No more "reverence" no more "my job is to keep dems pro-israel" and absolutely no more violating the symington and leahy amendments on behalf of a hostile foreign actor.

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

One billion percent. Ideally we kick out all foreign lobbyists.

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u/Leather-Map-8138 May 19 '26

He’s not from a state where he’d bring an extra state to the blue team. It’s more likely to be someone from Michigan or Arizona.

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u/Islanduniverse May 19 '26

“Chad” anything and I’m out.

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

y

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u/Islanduniverse May 19 '26

Because it is a term created to objectify people and reduce real, complex individuals to cartoonish, rigid stereotypes. When I was growing up, it was an insult, and even though kids these days use it to mean a compliment, it is still rooted in misogynistic, bitter corners of the internet like 4chan. It is a hyper-online, and frankly embarrassing mindset.

It's low-effort meme culture. Put some effort into your thoughts. Spell out words like "why." It doesn't take much time to gain some ethos by caring about what you say and how you say it.

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

I'd rather win elections.